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(Yahoo)   Teacher thinks 9 year old is mocking him, so he slaps him, twice. The boy's family lawyer can finally pay off his yacht   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, old boys, yachts, decimal places, teachers  
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7532 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 May 2014 at 2:41 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-10 03:11:39 PM  
2 votes:
What do you tell a kid with two facial bruises?

Nothing, you've already told him twice
2014-05-10 02:59:18 PM  
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OhioUGrad: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

somebody needs to slap the little shiats and their parents aren't going to do it

/aren't little kids pretty much mocking everything because they don't know better or what they are doing?
//doesn't have kids

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2014-05-10 02:45:07 PM  
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2014-05-10 05:02:11 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder if the kid picked up on the mocking of education or the mocking of male teachers at home?  I know my kids pick up very quickly anytime I mock hypocrites, or bad drivers, or whatever else is pissing me off at the time.  My husband and I learned very quickly years ago to keep our snide comments quiet until we are completely alone, no blowing off steam in front of the kids, ever.

OTOH, children lie, and come into this world as selfish little monsters.  You could not pay me enough to be a teacher.  I barely keep from throttling mine, I'm pretty certain if I had to be around the little tyrants for days at a time, there would be blood spilled.
2014-05-10 04:23:37 PM  
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Prey4reign: I remember when I was in eighth grade, I had a science teacher who used to sneak up behind kids who were disruptive and clamp his hand on the back of your neck.  Then, he would squeeze until you were writhing in your seat and howling out in pain.  Maybe I ought to check out on if the statute of limitations has run out for this type of act -- I might be rolling in cash yet.

My 9th-grade history teacher would kick your desk out from under you if he thought you were not paying attention. All it took was putting your chin on your hand and your elbow on the desk. He'd come up behind you & kick the leg of your desk. If you WEREN'T paying attention, you'd end up on the floor. The one time someone complained about it, he said they must have slipped off the desk while sleeping in class.
2014-05-10 03:18:04 PM  
1 vote:
Yahoo comments makes FARK seem as if I were reading academic writings from the Oxford University Press. Even the crayon scribbled ponies and cats on FARK keep most of the colors between the lines.

YAHOO: I am a dedicated teacher and the little darlings are total rat bastards. Thanks to liberal views and the removal of prayer in schools, I can no longer teach, but instead am regaled to a life of scribbling angry tirades. As soon as they stopped beating nine year olds to unconsciousness, I knew that Khrushchev  had won the Cold War. Thanks a lot Obama!

FARK: Kate Upton would make a fine Secretary of Education. Thank you Carl's, Jr.
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