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(Yahoo)   Teacher thinks 9 year old is mocking him, so he slaps him, twice. The boy's family lawyer can finally pay off his yacht   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 95
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2014-05-10 01:25:45 PM  
HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT?

/And what's the pic of the blonde in the sun glasses have to do with tfa?
 
2014-05-10 01:43:53 PM  

The Iconoclast: /And what's the pic of the blonde in the sun glasses have to do with tfa?


I think it's that Bad Teacher movie with the Michael Keaton Catwoman in it. Deborah Harry or whatever.

/why yes I AM that lazy
 
2014-05-10 02:07:41 PM  

dugitman: I think it's that Bad Teacher movie with the Michael Keaton Catwoman in it. Deborah Harry or whatever.


Cameron Diaz. I'd let her teach me a few bad things.
 
2014-05-10 02:20:30 PM  
don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.
 
2014-05-10 02:45:07 PM  
37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-10 02:46:24 PM  
So...the kid WAS mocking him?
 
2014-05-10 02:46:29 PM  
Decimal points really piss me off too.
 
2014-05-10 02:46:48 PM  
I understand that this is the 21st century and that physical discipline has been out of schools since the 70s at the latest, but how is this news?

/welcometofark.jpg, but still?
 
2014-05-10 02:47:58 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid:


That took longer than expected...
 
2014-05-10 02:49:30 PM  
Peter Dinklage must love his work.
 
2014-05-10 02:49:43 PM  
He's just trying to make math fun.
 
2014-05-10 02:49:47 PM  

Electrify: I understand that this is the 21st century and that physical discipline has been out of schools since the 70s at the latest, but how is this news?

/welcometofark.jpg, but still?


Not in a lot of Catholic schools it wasn't.
 
2014-05-10 02:50:18 PM  
I remember when I was in eighth grade, I had a science teacher who used to sneak up behind kids who were disruptive and clamp his hand on the back of your neck.  Then, he would squeeze until you were writhing in your seat and howling out in pain.  Maybe I ought to check out on if the statute of limitations has run out for this type of act -- I might be rolling in cash yet.
 
2014-05-10 02:54:35 PM  
Placed his hand on his cheek, then slapped the kid? Was that a warm-up? If he left a mark, prosecute for abuse, etc, have him charged separately from the school, and bankrupt his forced retirement. He'll learn how to take a slappin' in prison.
 
2014-05-10 02:56:25 PM  

charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.


somebody needs to slap the little shiats and their parents aren't going to do it

/aren't little kids pretty much mocking everything because they don't know better or what they are doing?
//doesn't have kids
 
2014-05-10 02:59:18 PM  

OhioUGrad: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

somebody needs to slap the little shiats and their parents aren't going to do it

/aren't little kids pretty much mocking everything because they don't know better or what they are doing?
//doesn't have kids


i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-10 02:59:34 PM  
Would be nice if there was video of this, I'm a tad hesitant to put full faith in the testimony of a few nine year olds.
 
2014-05-10 03:04:50 PM  

OhioUGrad: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

somebody needs to slap the little shiats and their parents aren't going to do it

/aren't little kids pretty much mocking everything because they don't know better or what they are doing?
//doesn't have kids


No. In my experience most kids understand that respect is earned. They only disrespect the a$$whipes that feed on the Union payolla. Kid have been sent to admin office where a lawsuit-conscious person would have made phone calls and such.
 
2014-05-10 03:11:11 PM  
Kids sure are pussys nowadays
 
2014-05-10 03:11:39 PM  
What do you tell a kid with two facial bruises?

Nothing, you've already told him twice
 
2014-05-10 03:12:13 PM  

ThisIsntMe: OhioUGrad: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

somebody needs to slap the little shiats and their parents aren't going to do it

/aren't little kids pretty much mocking everything because they don't know better or what they are doing?
//doesn't have kids

No. In my experience most kids understand that respect is earned. They only disrespect the a$$whipes that feed on the Union payolla. Kid have been sent to admin office where a lawsuit-conscious person would have made phone calls and such.


Wanna know how i know you don't have kids?

Seriously...if yiur kid is being a little shiat...do your job as parents. Otherwise, dont biatch if someone else does it for your pansy ass.
 
2014-05-10 03:14:14 PM  
Gawd the typos...
 
2014-05-10 03:18:04 PM  
Yahoo comments makes FARK seem as if I were reading academic writings from the Oxford University Press. Even the crayon scribbled ponies and cats on FARK keep most of the colors between the lines.

YAHOO: I am a dedicated teacher and the little darlings are total rat bastards. Thanks to liberal views and the removal of prayer in schools, I can no longer teach, but instead am regaled to a life of scribbling angry tirades. As soon as they stopped beating nine year olds to unconsciousness, I knew that Khrushchev  had won the Cold War. Thanks a lot Obama!

FARK: Kate Upton would make a fine Secretary of Education. Thank you Carl's, Jr.
i.ytimg.com
 
2014-05-10 03:22:37 PM  

ThisIsntMe: OhioUGrad: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

somebody needs to slap the little shiats and their parents aren't going to do it

/aren't little kids pretty much mocking everything because they don't know better or what they are doing?
//doesn't have kids

No. In my experience most kids understand that respect is earned. They only disrespect the a$$whipes that feed on the Union payolla. Kid have been sent to admin office where a lawsuit-conscious person would have made phone calls and such.


So I'm guessing from your post that you're a dirty lib hating nine year old?
 
2014-05-10 03:23:56 PM  
Huh. Apparently I am not the only one daydrinking.

Good to know.
 
2014-05-10 03:25:00 PM  
I didn't need a teacher to slap me to make me behave. All I needed to know was that if I got sent to the office they'd call my parents and my dad would make sure I was a little angel for the next few months.

Teachers have nothing to use as a weapon now if the kids are being dicks. They can't hit them or even hurt their feelings and if the kids aren't terrified to go home what's left? Some kids need a slap I know I sure did now and then and I'm still a smartass as an adult so as a kid I must have been 100x worse.
 
2014-05-10 03:25:02 PM  

Dahnkster: Yahoo comments makes FARK seem as if I were reading academic writings from the Oxford University Press. Even the crayon scribbled ponies and cats on FARK keep most of the colors between the lines.

YAHOO: I am a dedicated teacher and the little darlings are total rat bastards. Thanks to liberal views and the removal of prayer in schools, I can no longer teach, but instead am regaled to a life of scribbling angry tirades. As soon as they stopped beating nine year olds to unconsciousness, I knew that Khrushchev  had won the Cold War. Thanks a lot Obama!

FARK: Kate Upton would make a fine Secretary of Education. Thank you Carl's, Jr.


I like where this is going...
 
2014-05-10 03:25:49 PM  
I was slapped by a teacher once...once
 
2014-05-10 03:28:22 PM  
It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.
 
2014-05-10 03:28:49 PM  

OhioUGrad: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

somebody needs to slap the little shiats and their parents aren't going to do it

/aren't little kids pretty much mocking everything because they don't know better or what they are doing?
//doesn't have kids


If you can't control kids without touching them, you're not much of a teacher.
 
2014-05-10 03:29:12 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: ThisIsntMe: OhioUGrad: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

somebody needs to slap the little shiats and their parents aren't going to do it

/aren't little kids pretty much mocking everything because they don't know better or what they are doing?
//doesn't have kids

No. In my experience most kids understand that respect is earned. They only disrespect the a$$whipes that feed on the Union payolla. Kid have been sent to admin office where a lawsuit-conscious person would have made phone calls and such.

Wanna know how i know you don't have kids?

Seriously...if yiur kid is being a little shiat...do your job as parents. Otherwise, dont biatch if someone else does it for your pansy ass.


Actually I have a 14 year old and a nine year old. Both males and never had to do more than explain to the local principal that one or the other might be males and might exhibit male tendencies while they grow up. She was ok with that. So far so good. Teachers all respond to me as Mr. ThisIsntMe and I respond in kind.
 
2014-05-10 03:30:51 PM  

hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.


Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?
 
2014-05-10 03:33:51 PM  
Cool, now the kid will learn he's an entitled snowflake, and his behavior will be in line with that.
The next time he gets slapped, and there will be a next time, he most likely won't survive it.

You acted like a douche, you got slapped for it.  Get over it, grow up, and move on.
 
2014-05-10 03:37:32 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.

Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?


It's basic history and pre-Algebra. Why would you let a guy teach that?
 
2014-05-10 03:47:27 PM  

ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.

Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?

It's basic history and pre-Algebra. Why would you let a guy teach that?


Because maybe he has a talent for teaching kids the fundamenyal skills they will use for the rest of their lives?

I still fail to get your point. Are you attempting to say men arent capable of teaching young kids, or are you saying a man shouldn't teach such "easy" classes because it's beneath him?
 
2014-05-10 03:49:38 PM  

Electrify: I understand that this is the 21st century and that physical discipline has been out of schools since the 70s at the latest, but how is this news?

/welcometofark.jpg, but still?


At least in the southern US, corporal punishment was going on through the 90s, if it's not still occurring. However paddling is not the same as face slaps.

CA, it's been illegal for a long time.
 
2014-05-10 03:50:23 PM  

ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.

Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?

It's basic history and pre-Algebra. Why would you let a guy teach that?


3/10
 
2014-05-10 03:50:57 PM  

hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.


Actually, as a teacher, I would love to see a LOT more men teaching at the elementary level.  Part of what is wrong with many of the children in my area is that they have absolutely NO positive male role model in their lives.  If they had male teachers (not just coaches, because that means the only class they think counts is PE) in grades K-5, I believe that fewer of them would think that the only way for a "man" to live is to act like a gangland thug.  The few male teachers that we do have in the middle school and junior high here are very effective..  It changes the childrens'  attitudes to realize that a man can be smart and educated and care about something other than guns and hos, and still be a pretty cool fellow.  I would also like to see more teachers from smaller minority groups:  black men, Hispanic men and women, and non-Christians. It think it would cure most of what is wrong with the South if we had some diversity in education for a generation or two.
 
2014-05-10 03:52:24 PM  
3rd grade teacher would kick disruptive students.  She shared a connecting classroom with another teacher who had us start a journal.  I informed upon the teacher vis the journal who took me aside in tears offering to turn herself in. I felt sorry for her and declined.

Things were good for a month until she started kicking the kids again.

The 70s were interesting times.

Crappy Story Bro
 
2014-05-10 03:55:42 PM  

charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.


Kids need to learn that they can't just do or say any rude, awful thing that pops into their rotten little heads. If their parents won't do it, then somebody else needs to do it for them. This guy's been teaching forever; I am much more likely to believe his story that he patted the kids cheek than the face slapping story.
 
2014-05-10 03:57:00 PM  

charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.


^That.

If I think any physical discipline is needed for my kid, I'll handle it.

If you slap my kid, I will take it the same way as if you had slapped myself or my wife.
 
2014-05-10 03:58:01 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.

Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?

It's basic history and pre-Algebra. Why would you let a guy teach that?

Because maybe he has a talent for teaching kids the fundamenyal skills they will use for the rest of their lives?

I still fail to get your point. Are you attempting to say men arent capable of teaching young kids, or are you saying a man shouldn't teach such "easy" classes because it's beneath him?


I don't understand either. But I have stupid vagina, so that might be the issue.

And tasty manbush is president of the Fark He-Man Woman Haters Club.
 
2014-05-10 03:58:09 PM  
I know tort law in California is pretty weird, but how is this teacher liable to be sued? The kid wasn't injured, even if the face slapping accusation is true (I'm betting it isn't). In many states, you can't claim mental anguish unless you have some PHYSICAL pain and suffering, and a little red cheek don't count.
 
2014-05-10 04:04:46 PM  

JesseL: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

^That.

If I think any physical discipline is needed for my kid, I'll handle it.

If you slap my kid, I will take it the same way as if you had slapped myself or my wife.


Soo...you would scream that you are gonna sue?
 
2014-05-10 04:05:14 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.

Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?

It's basic history and pre-Algebra. Why would you let a guy teach that?

Because maybe he has a talent for teaching kids the fundamenyal skills they will use for the rest of their lives?

I still fail to get your point. Are you attempting to say men arent capable of teaching young kids, or are you saying a man shouldn't teach such "easy" classes because it's beneath him?


No. What I am saying is that our current educational system is designed to move the children from their matriarch into a designed system to be taught. My boys knew/know more about algebra/calculus/history/literature than the teachers in their schools. We use female teachers in the early grades to "comfort" the children because they are removed from the family enviro.If you added a Male teacher in grades 1-4 then there would be an useless "Dad" effect.`
 
2014-05-10 04:06:29 PM  

megarian: The more you eat the more you fart: ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.

Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?

It's basic history and pre-Algebra. Why would you let a guy teach that?

Because maybe he has a talent for teaching kids the fundamenyal skills they will use for the rest of their lives?

I still fail to get your point. Are you attempting to say men arent capable of teaching young kids, or are you saying a man shouldn't teach such "easy" classes because it's beneath him?

I don't understand either. But I have stupid vagina, so that might be the issue.

And tasty manbush is president of the Fark He-Man Woman Haters Club.


Ah..so.probably the latter.

Either way, he'd still be full of shiat, I was just curious.
 
2014-05-10 04:07:28 PM  

ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.

Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?

It's basic history and pre-Algebra. Why would you let a guy teach that?

Because maybe he has a talent for teaching kids the fundamenyal skills they will use for the rest of their lives?

I still fail to get your point. Are you attempting to say men arent capable of teaching young kids, or are you saying a man shouldn't teach such "easy" classes because it's beneath him?

No. What I am saying is that our current educational system is designed to move the children from their matriarch into a designed system to be taught. My boys knew/know more about algebra/calculus/history/literature than the teachers in their schools. We use female teachers in the early grades to "comfort" the children because they are removed from the family enviro.If you added a Male teacher in grades 1-4 then there would be an useless "Dad" effect.`


That makes ZERO sense.
 
2014-05-10 04:08:19 PM  

ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.

Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?

It's basic history and pre-Algebra. Why would you let a guy teach that?

Because maybe he has a talent for teaching kids the fundamenyal skills they will use for the rest of their lives?

I still fail to get your point. Are you attempting to say men arent capable of teaching young kids, or are you saying a man shouldn't teach such "easy" classes because it's beneath him?

No. What I am saying is that our current educational system is designed to move the children from their matriarch into a designed system to be taught. My boys knew/know more about algebra/calculus/history/literature than the teachers in their schools. We use female teachers in the early grades to "comfort" the children because they are removed from the family enviro.If you added a Male teacher in grades 1-4 then there would be an useless "Dad" effect.`


There is no way you are serious.
 
2014-05-10 04:09:48 PM  

megarian: ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.

Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?

It's basic history and pre-Algebra. Why would you let a guy teach that?

Because maybe he has a talent for teaching kids the fundamenyal skills they will use for the rest of their lives?

I still fail to get your point. Are you attempting to say men arent capable of teaching young kids, or are you saying a man shouldn't teach such "easy" classes because it's beneath him?

No. What I am saying is that our current educational system is designed to move the children from their matriarch into a designed system to be taught. My boys knew/know more about algebra/calculus/history/literature than the teachers in their schools. We use female teachers in the early grades to "comfort" the children because they are removed from the family enviro.If you added a Male teacher in grades 1-4 then there would be an useless "Dad" effect.`

There is no way you are serious.

 
2014-05-10 04:10:31 PM  
I mean, that reasoning is almost impressively stupid.
 
2014-05-10 04:12:30 PM  

megarian: I mean, that reasoning is almost impressively stupid.


This.
 
2014-05-10 04:21:58 PM  

ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: ThisIsntMe: OhioUGrad: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

somebody needs to slap the little shiats and their parents aren't going to do it

/aren't little kids pretty much mocking everything because they don't know better or what they are doing?
//doesn't have kids

No. In my experience most kids understand that respect is earned. They only disrespect the a$$whipes that feed on the Union payolla. Kid have been sent to admin office where a lawsuit-conscious person would have made phone calls and such.

Wanna know how i know you don't have kids?

Seriously...if yiur kid is being a little shiat...do your job as parents. Otherwise, dont biatch if someone else does it for your pansy ass.

Actually I have a 14 year old and a nine year old. Both males and never had to do more than explain to the local principal that one or the other might be males and might exhibit male tendencies while they grow up. She was ok with that. So far so good. Teachers all respond to me as Mr. ThisIsntMe and I respond in kind.


After that idiotic post, they probably respond to you as Mr Dickhead.
 
2014-05-10 04:23:37 PM  

Prey4reign: I remember when I was in eighth grade, I had a science teacher who used to sneak up behind kids who were disruptive and clamp his hand on the back of your neck.  Then, he would squeeze until you were writhing in your seat and howling out in pain.  Maybe I ought to check out on if the statute of limitations has run out for this type of act -- I might be rolling in cash yet.


My 9th-grade history teacher would kick your desk out from under you if he thought you were not paying attention. All it took was putting your chin on your hand and your elbow on the desk. He'd come up behind you & kick the leg of your desk. If you WEREN'T paying attention, you'd end up on the floor. The one time someone complained about it, he said they must have slipped off the desk while sleeping in class.
 
2014-05-10 04:23:39 PM  

LazyMedia: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

Kids need to learn that they can't just do or say any rude, awful thing that pops into their rotten little heads. If their parents won't do it, then somebody else needs to do it for them. This guy's been teaching forever; I am much more likely to believe his story that he patted the kids cheek than the face slapping story.


Yesterday I was babysitting my 10 year old cousins (a boy and a girl) at my aunt and uncle's house. I was playing with my dog and the girl in the backyard when the insolent little shiat of a boy decided to break out his bow and arrow and shoot target practice. I told him to put it away since it was way too dangerous to shoot target practice while my dog was running around. The farking brat turned his back to me and actually tried to fire his bow and arrow (luckily he misfired and the arrow didn't go anywhere). I haven't been that pissed in a long time. I'm still fuming about it actually. That little shiat needs to get his ass whipped.
 
2014-05-10 04:24:29 PM  

ThisIsntMe: megarian: ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.

Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?

It's basic history and pre-Algebra. Why would you let a guy teach that?

Because maybe he has a talent for teaching kids the fundamenyal skills they will use for the rest of their lives?

I still fail to get your point. Are you attempting to say men arent capable of teaching young kids, or are you saying a man shouldn't teach such "easy" classes because it's beneath him?

No. What I am saying is that our current educational system is designed to move the children from their matriarch into a designed system to be taught. My boys knew/know more about algebra/calculus/history/literature than the teachers in their schools. We use female teachers in the early grades to "comfort" the children because they are removed from the family enviro.If you added a Male teacher in grades 1-4 then there would be an useless "Dad" effect.`

There is no way you are serious.


Was my response so deep and majestic that it left you speechless?
 
2014-05-10 04:25:36 PM  
I can't wait to use that dude's copy pasta in future threads. It's like waiting to open a Christmas gift.
 
2014-05-10 04:30:16 PM  

megarian: I mean, that reasoning is almost impressively stupid.


In his defense, he's probably too stupid to even realize when someone is disrespecting him. Which is why he's content to excuse his kids' behavior with "boys will be boys, know what I'm sayin'".
 
2014-05-10 04:31:22 PM  

Marmilman: megarian: I mean, that reasoning is almost impressively stupid.

In his defense, he's probably too stupid to even realize when someone is disrespecting him. Which is why he's content to excuse his kids' behavior with "boys will be boys, know what I'm sayin'".


Wimmin, amirite?!
 
2014-05-10 04:37:05 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: ThisIsntMe: OhioUGrad: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

somebody needs to slap the little shiats and their parents aren't going to do it

/aren't little kids pretty much mocking everything because they don't know better or what they are doing?
//doesn't have kids

No. In my experience most kids understand that respect is earned. They only disrespect the a$$whipes that feed on the Union payolla. Kid have been sent to admin office where a lawsuit-conscious person would have made phone calls and such.

Wanna know how i know you don't have kids?

Seriously...if yiur kid is being a little shiat...do your job as parents. Otherwise, dont biatch if someone else does it for your pansy ass.




What's the hate against unions?
 
2014-05-10 04:38:11 PM  
We should bring this to the work environment. Make fun of the boss, get slapped.
 
2014-05-10 04:47:08 PM  

CruiserTwelve: Cameron Diaz


yeah, blondie, just like he said...
 
2014-05-10 04:49:12 PM  
And yet according to the Einsteins on Fark if the parents now decide to Homeschool they are part of the herp a derp brigade.
 
2014-05-10 04:56:14 PM  

megarian: Marmilman: megarian: I mean, that reasoning is almost impressively stupid.

In his defense, he's probably too stupid to even realize when someone is disrespecting him. Which is why he's content to excuse his kids' behavior with "boys will be boys, know what I'm sayin'".

Wimmin, amirite?!


WORD
 
2014-05-10 05:02:11 PM  
I wonder if the kid picked up on the mocking of education or the mocking of male teachers at home?  I know my kids pick up very quickly anytime I mock hypocrites, or bad drivers, or whatever else is pissing me off at the time.  My husband and I learned very quickly years ago to keep our snide comments quiet until we are completely alone, no blowing off steam in front of the kids, ever.

OTOH, children lie, and come into this world as selfish little monsters.  You could not pay me enough to be a teacher.  I barely keep from throttling mine, I'm pretty certain if I had to be around the little tyrants for days at a time, there would be blood spilled.
 
2014-05-10 05:08:52 PM  

Marmilman: LazyMedia: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

Kids need to learn that they can't just do or say any rude, awful thing that pops into their rotten little heads. If their parents won't do it, then somebody else needs to do it for them. This guy's been teaching forever; I am much more likely to believe his story that he patted the kids cheek than the face slapping story.

Yesterday I was babysitting my 10 year old cousins (a boy and a girl) at my aunt and uncle's house. I was playing with my dog and the girl in the backyard when the insolent little shiat of a boy decided to break out his bow and arrow and shoot target practice. I told him to put it away since it was way too dangerous to shoot target practice while my dog was running around. The farking brat turned his back to me and actually tried to fire his bow and arrow (luckily he misfired and the arrow didn't go anywhere). I haven't been that pissed in a long time. I'm still fuming about it actually. That little shiat needs to get his ass whipped.


There are multiple kids in my neighborhood with less than effective parenting. There's no simple way to avoid interacting with them and have my kids engaged with the community. So I've been the de facto parent for about ten of the little monsters at communal events for a few years. I'm not saying I whack them on the head or anything, I just demand that they be respectful and refuse to let them get away with the shenanigans they pull at home. I don't ask their parents for permission to do so. The few times anyone has ever commented it was to say thanks.

////I have the artificial advantage of being a man of considerable size so that helps.
 
2014-05-10 05:10:15 PM  
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2014-05-10 05:11:30 PM  

charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.


When the children are at school, they are placed under "in loco parentis", in place of the parents. You damn well better believe we can touch (appropriately, you bastard) the students. Slapping, even mildly, is not okay though.
 
2014-05-10 05:19:36 PM  

PapaChester: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

When the children are at school, they are placed under "in loco parentis", in place of the parents. You damn well better believe we can touch (appropriately, you bastard) the students. Slapping, even mildly, is not okay though.


Results may very depending on State laws and District rules.
 
2014-05-10 05:33:41 PM  

pottie: I was slapped by a teacher once...once


I got spanked by my first grade teacher once. Of course, this was on my birthday, all the kids got birthday spankings (age, plus one to grow on), and they were only mock spankings. I doubt that would fly today, but as far as I know, nobody had a problem with it.

Well, yeah, the birthday spankings in front of the class were probably a little embarrassing, but I always trusted that teacher. Especially since she was cheerful, and easygoing with me. I was a disorganized little kid, and my kindergarten teacher had been borderline OCD. It was weird. It weirded my mother out, that I had an anal-retentive kindergarten teacher. So first grade was a breath of fresh air...
 
2014-05-10 06:00:15 PM  
Sounds like the little turd deserved it. Too bad it's the teacher who come out of this far worse off.
 
2014-05-10 06:02:08 PM  

megarian: The more you eat the more you fart: ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.

Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?

It's basic history and pre-Algebra. Why would you let a guy teach that?

Because maybe he has a talent for teaching kids the fundamenyal skills they will use for the rest of their lives?

I still fail to get your point. Are you attempting to say men arent capable of teaching young kids, or are you saying a man shouldn't teach such "easy" classes because it's beneath him?

I don't understand either. But I have stupid vagina, so that might be the issue.

And tasty manbush is president of the Fark He-Man Woman Haters Club.


Why always so negative?  How about looking at it as a positive for women., Chicks are more skilled in dealing with younger children, that are not their own, than most men.
 
2014-05-10 06:09:32 PM  

hasty ambush: megarian: The more you eat the more you fart: ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.

Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?

It's basic history and pre-Algebra. Why would you let a guy teach that?

Because maybe he has a talent for teaching kids the fundamenyal skills they will use for the rest of their lives?

I still fail to get your point. Are you attempting to say men arent capable of teaching young kids, or are you saying a man shouldn't teach such "easy" classes because it's beneath him?

I don't understand either. But I have stupid vagina, so that might be the issue.

And tasty manbush is president of the Fark He-Man Woman Haters Club.

Why always so negative?  How about looking at it as a positive for women., Chicks are more skilled in dealing with younger children, that are not their own, than most men.


Oh tasty manbush, just because YOU aren't allowed within 500 feet of a school doesn't that applies to all men.

You rock on with your crazy self.
 
2014-05-10 06:12:56 PM  

ds615: Cool, now the kid will learn he's an entitled snowflake, and his behavior will be in line with that.
The next time he gets slapped, and there will be a next time, he most likely won't survive it.

You acted like a douche, you got slapped for it.  Get over it, grow up, and move on.


I was assaulted at that age, and the adult went jail for it. I didn't grow up acting like an entitled snowflake. It was more than a couple slaps, and it was the only time I was hit more than when my dad hit me.
 
2014-05-10 06:13:37 PM  
*mean.

Sorry. I'm a female. Of course I accidentally a word.
 
2014-05-10 06:17:59 PM  

Gyrfalcon: OhioUGrad: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

somebody needs to slap the little shiats and their parents aren't going to do it

/aren't little kids pretty much mocking everything because they don't know better or what they are doing?
//doesn't have kids

If you can't control kids without touching them, you're not much of a teacher.


Then there are no teachers. Kind of explains the state of our education system there.

/we will be killed by our own impossible expectations
 
2014-05-10 06:28:37 PM  
ThisIsntMe:  My boys knew/know more about algebra/calculus/history/literature than the teachers in their schools.

No they don't and they never did.
 
2014-05-10 06:35:30 PM  
I had an art teacher who smacked around 2 kids.  He had us all wait out in the hall, then proceeded to wail on them.  They were 10 years old.

Hubbard, Ohio.  1980.  Teacher's name was Joe Caicco.  Was fired the next day.  Six months later, I saw him in an ad for an incumbent Congressman.  Made me sick.
 
2014-05-10 06:43:39 PM  

LazyMedia: I know tort law in California is pretty weird, but how is this teacher liable to be sued? The kid wasn't injured, even if the face slapping accusation is true (I'm betting it isn't). In many states, you can't claim mental anguish unless you have some PHYSICAL pain and suffering, and a little red cheek don't count.


Intentional torts are weird when it comes to damages.

/not a cali lawyer.
 
2014-05-10 07:31:27 PM  
They should have cameras in every classroom. Hell I wouldn't what to be a teacher without one these days.
 
2014-05-10 07:36:20 PM  

OhioUGrad: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

somebody needs to slap the little shiats and their parents aren't going to do it

/aren't little kids pretty much mocking everything because they don't know better or what they are doing?
//doesn't have kids


You spank your kids when they misbehave. You don't slap a student, even if you though they were mocking you with a misplaced decimal point. The teacher is an ass and deserves to lose everything.
 
2014-05-10 07:40:58 PM  
obviously nun of you pussies ever went to Catholic school in the old days
 
2014-05-10 08:00:00 PM  
Who does he think he is? Patton?
 
2014-05-10 08:41:04 PM  

RTOGUY: I didn't need a teacher to slap me to make me behave. All I needed to know was that if I got sent to the office they'd call my parents and my dad would make sure I was a little angel for the next few months.

Teachers have nothing to use as a weapon now if the kids are being dicks. They can't hit them or even hurt their feelings and if the kids aren't terrified to go home what's left? Some kids need a slap I know I sure did now and then and I'm still a smartass as an adult so as a kid I must have been 100x worse.


Well, they do, but they're mostly just not smart or patient enough to pull it off.  I'm not thinking of corporal punishment or overt shaming or verbal attacks or anything like that.  Use the power of your mind, if that's a resource to the teacher (it may not be).  They need to be creative enough to use subtlety and strategy.  Think of it this way:  If you wanted to attack your enemy's house, you could go with an obvious Waco Compound attack, or you could choose something infinitely more interesting, such as the skillful introduction of termites to the wooden foundations and walls....
But that would be wrong.
Billy Liar in no way condones or encourages the use of mental terrorism or mind control on the little shavers....
 
2014-05-11 12:52:27 AM  

charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.


This wouldn't be a problem at all really if a lot more of you would start touching them enough to be called "discipline." Sadly, the world is now suffering an epidemic of douchebag adults because in the '90s the world lost it's goddamned mind and thought telling a kid to sit on the couch or go to their room to play vidya games for an hour was "punishment." Now we've even gotten lazier and cannot be bothered to pry our Candy Crush infected tablets from our faces to point our sausage-like fingers at the kid to tell them to stop being morons.
 
2014-05-11 01:16:27 AM  

Shaddup: ThisIsntMe:  My boys knew/know more about algebra/calculus/history/literature than the teachers in their schools.

No they don't and they never did.


This.   But then again look back at what he posted and ask yourself this question?

Is this Farker completely delusional or is he completely farking delusional?
 
2014-05-11 01:44:15 AM  

hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.


What are you, retarded? Women are orders of magnitude more likely to abuse children in their care.
 
2014-05-11 01:48:20 AM  

Unoriginal_Username: OhioUGrad: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

somebody needs to slap the little shiats and their parents aren't going to do it

/aren't little kids pretty much mocking everything because they don't know better or what they are doing?
//doesn't have kids

You spank your kids when they misbehave. You don't slap a student, even if you though they were mocking you with a misplaced decimal point. The teacher is an ass and deserves to lose everything.


Yeah, the fact that this is over a misplaced decimal point, of all things, makes me think that guy should never teach again, and should probably be beaten though that would also be a crime.

I mean, kids do all kinds of asshole things. "misplacing a decimal point" is just a ridiculous reason to get angry. Absolutely ridiculous. What, was the kid asking for help and deliberately continuing to get it wrong? Well, tough shiat, that's his problem. Call his parents. Don't f*cking slap a student for any reason, but to do so for this is just f*cking stupid.
 
2014-05-11 02:24:01 AM  

megarian: tasty manbush


thankyoueversomuchforhisnewfarkie! ^-^
 
2014-05-11 05:04:23 AM  

Dahnkster: Yahoo comments makes FARK seem as if I were reading academic writings from the Oxford University Press. Even the crayon scribbled ponies and cats on FARK keep most of the colors between the lines.

YAHOO: I am a dedicated teacher and the little darlings are total rat bastards. Thanks to liberal views and the removal of prayer in schools, I can no longer teach, but instead am regaled to a life of scribbling angry tirades. As soon as they stopped beating nine year olds to unconsciousness, I knew that Khrushchev  had won the Cold War. Thanks a lot Obama!

FARK: Kate Upton would make a fine Secretary of Education. Thank you Carl's, Jr.
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IDK about you, but I see a lot of the Yahoo type of opinion on Fark. Just less ranty. Farkers who believe in myths like the pussification of America won't catch much shiat as long as their comments are short and succinct.
 
2014-05-11 05:25:10 AM  

LavenderWolf: kids do all kinds of asshole things. "misplacing a decimal point" is just a ridiculous reason to get angry. Absolutely ridiculous. What, was the kid asking for help and deliberately continuing to get it wrong? Well, tough shiat, that's his problem. Call his parents. Don't f*cking slap a student for any reason, but to do so for this is just f*cking stupid.


We're Americans. We consider stupid our birthright and anger our friend.
/I see you are Canadian. Your social-welfare syrup-sucking opinion is of no value here.
 
2014-05-11 08:23:47 AM  
I read somewhere that schools that allow corporal punishment have fewer students on some ADD drug.  I honestly don't remember where I read it, just came upon it while surfing.

I'm not against corporal punishment in schools if the parent has given permission.

My own son can be a handful at times.  We had just moved to a different school district and the principal was suggesting drugging him (he's slightly autistic, in special ed, and he's 12).  I told her I do not believe in drugging kids and I suggested to the teacher to do what previous teachers have done--just give me a daily report, whether he did well or acted up, and I'll take care of it.

The teacher agreed, and a week later she was like "It works!"

Yeah...because my son DOES know that there are consequences to his actions.  If he gets one "strike" at school, no TV until he has a good day the following day, for example.

And there's no prescription, and no nasty side effects!
 
2014-05-11 08:54:33 AM  

uttertosh: megarian: tasty manbush

thankyoueversomuchforhisnewfarkie! ^-^


Oh, my pleasure!
 
2014-05-11 03:09:51 PM  

i upped my meds-up yours: LavenderWolf: kids do all kinds of asshole things. "misplacing a decimal point" is just a ridiculous reason to get angry. Absolutely ridiculous. What, was the kid asking for help and deliberately continuing to get it wrong? Well, tough shiat, that's his problem. Call his parents. Don't f*cking slap a student for any reason, but to do so for this is just f*cking stupid.

We're Americans. We consider stupid our birthright and anger our friend.
/I see you are Canadian. Your social-welfare syrup-sucking opinion is of no value here.


We're gonna burn down your whitehouse again next time the Brits get here with supplies.

/THE WAR NEVER ENDED
 
2014-05-11 03:11:01 PM  

Miss Alexandra: I read somewhere that schools that allow corporal punishment have fewer students on some ADD drug.  I honestly don't remember where I read it, just came upon it while surfing.

I'm not against corporal punishment in schools if the parent has given permission.

My own son can be a handful at times.  We had just moved to a different school district and the principal was suggesting drugging him (he's slightly autistic, in special ed, and he's 12).  I told her I do not believe in drugging kids and I suggested to the teacher to do what previous teachers have done--just give me a daily report, whether he did well or acted up, and I'll take care of it.

The teacher agreed, and a week later she was like "It works!"

Yeah...because my son DOES know that there are consequences to his actions.  If he gets one "strike" at school, no TV until he has a good day the following day, for example.

And there's no prescription, and no nasty side effects!


You have just described the vast majority of children and parents. You're not special.
 
2014-05-12 12:18:21 AM  
If you'd get in trouble for doing something to an adult, you shouldn't do it to a child. That's pretty simple right?
 
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