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2014-05-10 01:25:45 PM
HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT?

/And what's the pic of the blonde in the sun glasses have to do with tfa?
 
2014-05-10 01:43:53 PM

The Iconoclast: /And what's the pic of the blonde in the sun glasses have to do with tfa?


I think it's that Bad Teacher movie with the Michael Keaton Catwoman in it. Deborah Harry or whatever.

/why yes I AM that lazy
 
2014-05-10 02:07:41 PM

dugitman: I think it's that Bad Teacher movie with the Michael Keaton Catwoman in it. Deborah Harry or whatever.


Cameron Diaz. I'd let her teach me a few bad things.
 
2014-05-10 02:20:30 PM
don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.
 
2014-05-10 02:45:07 PM
37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-10 02:46:24 PM
So...the kid WAS mocking him?
 
2014-05-10 02:46:29 PM
Decimal points really piss me off too.
 
2014-05-10 02:46:48 PM
I understand that this is the 21st century and that physical discipline has been out of schools since the 70s at the latest, but how is this news?

/welcometofark.jpg, but still?
 
2014-05-10 02:47:58 PM

Because People in power are Stupid:


That took longer than expected...
 
2014-05-10 02:49:30 PM
Peter Dinklage must love his work.
 
2014-05-10 02:49:43 PM
He's just trying to make math fun.
 
2014-05-10 02:49:47 PM

Electrify: I understand that this is the 21st century and that physical discipline has been out of schools since the 70s at the latest, but how is this news?

/welcometofark.jpg, but still?


Not in a lot of Catholic schools it wasn't.
 
2014-05-10 02:50:18 PM
I remember when I was in eighth grade, I had a science teacher who used to sneak up behind kids who were disruptive and clamp his hand on the back of your neck.  Then, he would squeeze until you were writhing in your seat and howling out in pain.  Maybe I ought to check out on if the statute of limitations has run out for this type of act -- I might be rolling in cash yet.
 
2014-05-10 02:54:35 PM
Placed his hand on his cheek, then slapped the kid? Was that a warm-up? If he left a mark, prosecute for abuse, etc, have him charged separately from the school, and bankrupt his forced retirement. He'll learn how to take a slappin' in prison.
 
2014-05-10 02:56:25 PM

charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.


somebody needs to slap the little shiats and their parents aren't going to do it

/aren't little kids pretty much mocking everything because they don't know better or what they are doing?
//doesn't have kids
 
2014-05-10 02:59:18 PM

OhioUGrad: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

somebody needs to slap the little shiats and their parents aren't going to do it

/aren't little kids pretty much mocking everything because they don't know better or what they are doing?
//doesn't have kids


i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-10 02:59:34 PM
Would be nice if there was video of this, I'm a tad hesitant to put full faith in the testimony of a few nine year olds.
 
2014-05-10 03:04:50 PM

OhioUGrad: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

somebody needs to slap the little shiats and their parents aren't going to do it

/aren't little kids pretty much mocking everything because they don't know better or what they are doing?
//doesn't have kids


No. In my experience most kids understand that respect is earned. They only disrespect the a$$whipes that feed on the Union payolla. Kid have been sent to admin office where a lawsuit-conscious person would have made phone calls and such.
 
2014-05-10 03:11:11 PM
Kids sure are pussys nowadays
 
2014-05-10 03:11:39 PM
What do you tell a kid with two facial bruises?

Nothing, you've already told him twice
 
2014-05-10 03:12:13 PM

ThisIsntMe: OhioUGrad: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

somebody needs to slap the little shiats and their parents aren't going to do it

/aren't little kids pretty much mocking everything because they don't know better or what they are doing?
//doesn't have kids

No. In my experience most kids understand that respect is earned. They only disrespect the a$$whipes that feed on the Union payolla. Kid have been sent to admin office where a lawsuit-conscious person would have made phone calls and such.


Wanna know how i know you don't have kids?

Seriously...if yiur kid is being a little shiat...do your job as parents. Otherwise, dont biatch if someone else does it for your pansy ass.
 
2014-05-10 03:14:14 PM
Gawd the typos...
 
2014-05-10 03:18:04 PM
Yahoo comments makes FARK seem as if I were reading academic writings from the Oxford University Press. Even the crayon scribbled ponies and cats on FARK keep most of the colors between the lines.

YAHOO: I am a dedicated teacher and the little darlings are total rat bastards. Thanks to liberal views and the removal of prayer in schools, I can no longer teach, but instead am regaled to a life of scribbling angry tirades. As soon as they stopped beating nine year olds to unconsciousness, I knew that Khrushchev  had won the Cold War. Thanks a lot Obama!

FARK: Kate Upton would make a fine Secretary of Education. Thank you Carl's, Jr.
i.ytimg.com
 
2014-05-10 03:22:37 PM

ThisIsntMe: OhioUGrad: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

somebody needs to slap the little shiats and their parents aren't going to do it

/aren't little kids pretty much mocking everything because they don't know better or what they are doing?
//doesn't have kids

No. In my experience most kids understand that respect is earned. They only disrespect the a$$whipes that feed on the Union payolla. Kid have been sent to admin office where a lawsuit-conscious person would have made phone calls and such.


So I'm guessing from your post that you're a dirty lib hating nine year old?
 
2014-05-10 03:23:56 PM
Huh. Apparently I am not the only one daydrinking.

Good to know.
 
2014-05-10 03:25:00 PM
I didn't need a teacher to slap me to make me behave. All I needed to know was that if I got sent to the office they'd call my parents and my dad would make sure I was a little angel for the next few months.

Teachers have nothing to use as a weapon now if the kids are being dicks. They can't hit them or even hurt their feelings and if the kids aren't terrified to go home what's left? Some kids need a slap I know I sure did now and then and I'm still a smartass as an adult so as a kid I must have been 100x worse.
 
2014-05-10 03:25:02 PM

Dahnkster: Yahoo comments makes FARK seem as if I were reading academic writings from the Oxford University Press. Even the crayon scribbled ponies and cats on FARK keep most of the colors between the lines.

YAHOO: I am a dedicated teacher and the little darlings are total rat bastards. Thanks to liberal views and the removal of prayer in schools, I can no longer teach, but instead am regaled to a life of scribbling angry tirades. As soon as they stopped beating nine year olds to unconsciousness, I knew that Khrushchev  had won the Cold War. Thanks a lot Obama!

FARK: Kate Upton would make a fine Secretary of Education. Thank you Carl's, Jr.


I like where this is going...
 
2014-05-10 03:25:49 PM
I was slapped by a teacher once...once
 
2014-05-10 03:28:22 PM
It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.
 
2014-05-10 03:28:49 PM

OhioUGrad: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

somebody needs to slap the little shiats and their parents aren't going to do it

/aren't little kids pretty much mocking everything because they don't know better or what they are doing?
//doesn't have kids


If you can't control kids without touching them, you're not much of a teacher.
 
2014-05-10 03:29:12 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: ThisIsntMe: OhioUGrad: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

somebody needs to slap the little shiats and their parents aren't going to do it

/aren't little kids pretty much mocking everything because they don't know better or what they are doing?
//doesn't have kids

No. In my experience most kids understand that respect is earned. They only disrespect the a$$whipes that feed on the Union payolla. Kid have been sent to admin office where a lawsuit-conscious person would have made phone calls and such.

Wanna know how i know you don't have kids?

Seriously...if yiur kid is being a little shiat...do your job as parents. Otherwise, dont biatch if someone else does it for your pansy ass.


Actually I have a 14 year old and a nine year old. Both males and never had to do more than explain to the local principal that one or the other might be males and might exhibit male tendencies while they grow up. She was ok with that. So far so good. Teachers all respond to me as Mr. ThisIsntMe and I respond in kind.
 
2014-05-10 03:30:51 PM

hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.


Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?
 
2014-05-10 03:33:51 PM
Cool, now the kid will learn he's an entitled snowflake, and his behavior will be in line with that.
The next time he gets slapped, and there will be a next time, he most likely won't survive it.

You acted like a douche, you got slapped for it.  Get over it, grow up, and move on.
 
2014-05-10 03:37:32 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.

Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?


It's basic history and pre-Algebra. Why would you let a guy teach that?
 
2014-05-10 03:47:27 PM

ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.

Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?

It's basic history and pre-Algebra. Why would you let a guy teach that?


Because maybe he has a talent for teaching kids the fundamenyal skills they will use for the rest of their lives?

I still fail to get your point. Are you attempting to say men arent capable of teaching young kids, or are you saying a man shouldn't teach such "easy" classes because it's beneath him?
 
2014-05-10 03:49:38 PM

Electrify: I understand that this is the 21st century and that physical discipline has been out of schools since the 70s at the latest, but how is this news?

/welcometofark.jpg, but still?


At least in the southern US, corporal punishment was going on through the 90s, if it's not still occurring. However paddling is not the same as face slaps.

CA, it's been illegal for a long time.
 
2014-05-10 03:50:23 PM

ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.

Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?

It's basic history and pre-Algebra. Why would you let a guy teach that?


3/10
 
2014-05-10 03:50:57 PM

hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.


Actually, as a teacher, I would love to see a LOT more men teaching at the elementary level.  Part of what is wrong with many of the children in my area is that they have absolutely NO positive male role model in their lives.  If they had male teachers (not just coaches, because that means the only class they think counts is PE) in grades K-5, I believe that fewer of them would think that the only way for a "man" to live is to act like a gangland thug.  The few male teachers that we do have in the middle school and junior high here are very effective..  It changes the childrens'  attitudes to realize that a man can be smart and educated and care about something other than guns and hos, and still be a pretty cool fellow.  I would also like to see more teachers from smaller minority groups:  black men, Hispanic men and women, and non-Christians. It think it would cure most of what is wrong with the South if we had some diversity in education for a generation or two.
 
2014-05-10 03:52:24 PM
3rd grade teacher would kick disruptive students.  She shared a connecting classroom with another teacher who had us start a journal.  I informed upon the teacher vis the journal who took me aside in tears offering to turn herself in. I felt sorry for her and declined.

Things were good for a month until she started kicking the kids again.

The 70s were interesting times.

Crappy Story Bro
 
2014-05-10 03:55:42 PM

charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.


Kids need to learn that they can't just do or say any rude, awful thing that pops into their rotten little heads. If their parents won't do it, then somebody else needs to do it for them. This guy's been teaching forever; I am much more likely to believe his story that he patted the kids cheek than the face slapping story.
 
2014-05-10 03:57:00 PM

charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.


^That.

If I think any physical discipline is needed for my kid, I'll handle it.

If you slap my kid, I will take it the same way as if you had slapped myself or my wife.
 
2014-05-10 03:58:01 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.

Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?

It's basic history and pre-Algebra. Why would you let a guy teach that?

Because maybe he has a talent for teaching kids the fundamenyal skills they will use for the rest of their lives?

I still fail to get your point. Are you attempting to say men arent capable of teaching young kids, or are you saying a man shouldn't teach such "easy" classes because it's beneath him?


I don't understand either. But I have stupid vagina, so that might be the issue.

And tasty manbush is president of the Fark He-Man Woman Haters Club.
 
2014-05-10 03:58:09 PM
I know tort law in California is pretty weird, but how is this teacher liable to be sued? The kid wasn't injured, even if the face slapping accusation is true (I'm betting it isn't). In many states, you can't claim mental anguish unless you have some PHYSICAL pain and suffering, and a little red cheek don't count.
 
2014-05-10 04:04:46 PM

JesseL: charlesmartel11235: don't farking touch kids that aren't your own.

^That.

If I think any physical discipline is needed for my kid, I'll handle it.

If you slap my kid, I will take it the same way as if you had slapped myself or my wife.


Soo...you would scream that you are gonna sue?
 
2014-05-10 04:05:14 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.

Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?

It's basic history and pre-Algebra. Why would you let a guy teach that?

Because maybe he has a talent for teaching kids the fundamenyal skills they will use for the rest of their lives?

I still fail to get your point. Are you attempting to say men arent capable of teaching young kids, or are you saying a man shouldn't teach such "easy" classes because it's beneath him?


No. What I am saying is that our current educational system is designed to move the children from their matriarch into a designed system to be taught. My boys knew/know more about algebra/calculus/history/literature than the teachers in their schools. We use female teachers in the early grades to "comfort" the children because they are removed from the family enviro.If you added a Male teacher in grades 1-4 then there would be an useless "Dad" effect.`
 
2014-05-10 04:06:29 PM

megarian: The more you eat the more you fart: ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.

Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?

It's basic history and pre-Algebra. Why would you let a guy teach that?

Because maybe he has a talent for teaching kids the fundamenyal skills they will use for the rest of their lives?

I still fail to get your point. Are you attempting to say men arent capable of teaching young kids, or are you saying a man shouldn't teach such "easy" classes because it's beneath him?

I don't understand either. But I have stupid vagina, so that might be the issue.

And tasty manbush is president of the Fark He-Man Woman Haters Club.


Ah..so.probably the latter.

Either way, he'd still be full of shiat, I was just curious.
 
2014-05-10 04:07:28 PM

ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.

Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?

It's basic history and pre-Algebra. Why would you let a guy teach that?

Because maybe he has a talent for teaching kids the fundamenyal skills they will use for the rest of their lives?

I still fail to get your point. Are you attempting to say men arent capable of teaching young kids, or are you saying a man shouldn't teach such "easy" classes because it's beneath him?

No. What I am saying is that our current educational system is designed to move the children from their matriarch into a designed system to be taught. My boys knew/know more about algebra/calculus/history/literature than the teachers in their schools. We use female teachers in the early grades to "comfort" the children because they are removed from the family enviro.If you added a Male teacher in grades 1-4 then there would be an useless "Dad" effect.`


That makes ZERO sense.
 
2014-05-10 04:08:19 PM

ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.

Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?

It's basic history and pre-Algebra. Why would you let a guy teach that?

Because maybe he has a talent for teaching kids the fundamenyal skills they will use for the rest of their lives?

I still fail to get your point. Are you attempting to say men arent capable of teaching young kids, or are you saying a man shouldn't teach such "easy" classes because it's beneath him?

No. What I am saying is that our current educational system is designed to move the children from their matriarch into a designed system to be taught. My boys knew/know more about algebra/calculus/history/literature than the teachers in their schools. We use female teachers in the early grades to "comfort" the children because they are removed from the family enviro.If you added a Male teacher in grades 1-4 then there would be an useless "Dad" effect.`


There is no way you are serious.
 
2014-05-10 04:09:48 PM

megarian: ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: ThisIsntMe: The more you eat the more you fart: hasty ambush: It was a slap not a closed fist punch, get over it, besides 5th graders lie and it probably didn't happen.

Men should not be teaching the 5th grade.

Care to enlighten us as to your reasoning for saying men should not teach 5th grade?

It's basic history and pre-Algebra. Why would you let a guy teach that?

Because maybe he has a talent for teaching kids the fundamenyal skills they will use for the rest of their lives?

I still fail to get your point. Are you attempting to say men arent capable of teaching young kids, or are you saying a man shouldn't teach such "easy" classes because it's beneath him?

No. What I am saying is that our current educational system is designed to move the children from their matriarch into a designed system to be taught. My boys knew/know more about algebra/calculus/history/literature than the teachers in their schools. We use female teachers in the early grades to "comfort" the children because they are removed from the family enviro.If you added a Male teacher in grades 1-4 then there would be an useless "Dad" effect.`

There is no way you are serious.

 
2014-05-10 04:10:31 PM
I mean, that reasoning is almost impressively stupid.
 
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