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(Huffington Post)   Prince no longer curses in his music. He says it's because of Muhammad Ali, but it could be his conversion into a Jehovah's Witness or possibly the fact he's not the real Prince   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 31
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2014-05-10 12:22:27 PM
No no no, fingerprints!
 
2014-05-10 01:08:18 PM
A PG-rated Pussy Control just seems wrong.
 
2014-05-10 02:26:57 PM

King Something: No no no, fingerprints!


I don't think so.
 
2014-05-10 02:30:02 PM
He's given the world 30 years of Prince awesomeness. Yes he's a whacko; he gets a pass.
 
2014-05-10 02:31:57 PM
When I was in college, a girl I knew was REALLY into Prince's music. So I took her to a Prince concert when he was in Cincinnati (backstage passes and all... I worked for WEBN at the time). In gratitude she... well, I'd better not tell, but I will say that she made me very aware of how many different places in Cincy you could have sex (several places in Eden Park come to mind), and hey, it's been almost 30 years... they may even let me back into that one restaurant now.
 
2014-05-10 02:34:45 PM
Chaka mad.
 
2014-05-10 02:44:34 PM

Snapper Carr: Chaka mad.


She Khan't be.
 
2014-05-10 02:59:47 PM
He's another one of Cersei and Jaime's?
 
2014-05-10 03:01:38 PM

gilgigamesh: He's given the world 30 years of Prince awesomeness. Yes he's a whacko; he gets a pass.


Prince is extremely talented.  That being said, his past few albums sound like self-parodies of his work from 1978 to 1992.
 
2014-05-10 03:03:32 PM

gilgigamesh: He's given the world 30 years of Prince awesomeness. Yes he's a whacko; he gets a pass.


He also gets a pass just for the cover of Breakfast is Served.
 
2014-05-10 03:05:43 PM

Mad_Radhu: gilgigamesh: He's given the world 30 years of Prince awesomeness. Yes he's a whacko; he gets a pass.

He also gets a pass just for the cover of Breakfast is Served.


Sorry, Breakfast Can Wait is the correct title.
 
2014-05-10 03:08:17 PM
He must have purified himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
 
2014-05-10 03:44:54 PM
You Sexy Melon-Farmer!
 
2014-05-10 03:54:53 PM
I always thought the cameo in Fargo was his best work.
 
2014-05-10 04:17:28 PM
The waters of lake Minnetonka really do purify you.
 
2014-05-10 04:19:09 PM
Ain't dat a biatch?
 
2014-05-10 05:11:33 PM

gilgigamesh: He's given the world 30 years of Prince awesomeness. Yes he's a whacko; he gets a pass.


Yup, a pass on every album since  upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-10 06:13:57 PM

LonMead: When I was in college, a girl I knew was REALLY into Prince's music. So I took her to a Prince concert when he was in Cincinnati (backstage passes and all... I worked for WEBN at the time). In gratitude she... well, I'd better not tell, but I will say that she made me very aware of how many different places in Cincy you could have sex (several places in Eden Park come to mind), and hey, it's been almost 30 years... they may even let me back into that one restaurant now.


Simple rules of dating.. "yes" if she is a Fan of Prince, "no" if she is a fan of Stevie Nicks.
 
2014-05-10 09:01:06 PM
Wait....so prince isn't prince?
 
2014-05-10 09:44:12 PM
Ever since he went christer, his music's been shiat!
 
2014-05-10 10:18:14 PM

Cerebral Knievel: LonMead: When I was in college, a girl I knew was REALLY into Prince's music. So I took her to a Prince concert when he was in Cincinnati (backstage passes and all... I worked for WEBN at the time). In gratitude she... well, I'd better not tell, but I will say that she made me very aware of how many different places in Cincy you could have sex (several places in Eden Park come to mind), and hey, it's been almost 30 years... they may even let me back into that one restaurant now.

Simple rules of dating.. "yes" if she is a Fan of Prince, "no" if she is a fan of Stevie Nicks.


That is... insanely good advice.
 
2014-05-10 11:46:21 PM
I'll just leave this here...
 
2014-05-10 11:54:40 PM

Cerebral Knievel: LonMead: When I was in college, a girl I knew was REALLY into Prince's music. So I took her to a Prince concert when he was in Cincinnati (backstage passes and all... I worked for WEBN at the time). In gratitude she... well, I'd better not tell, but I will say that she made me very aware of how many different places in Cincy you could have sex (several places in Eden Park come to mind), and hey, it's been almost 30 years... they may even let me back into that one restaurant now.

Simple rules of dating.. "yes" if she is a Fan of Prince, "no" if she is a fan of Stevie Nicks.


I've seen both in concert. Both are awesome. Mrs. Nightbird and most of my past girlfriends are fans of both.

Conversely, my ex-wife was not a fan of Stevie Nicks. Note, she's my EX wife now.

Finally, there's THIS -- A song by Prince AND Stevie Nicks. Deal with it. Prince is a fan of Stevie Nicks... And he probably farked her, too.
 
2014-05-10 11:58:03 PM
Okay... so according to this article, she didn't fark him... but he tried.
 
2014-05-11 12:10:34 AM

Nix Nightbird: Cerebral Knievel: LonMead: When I was in college, a girl I knew was REALLY into Prince's music. So I took her to a Prince concert when he was in Cincinnati (backstage passes and all... I worked for WEBN at the time). In gratitude she... well, I'd better not tell, but I will say that she made me very aware of how many different places in Cincy you could have sex (several places in Eden Park come to mind), and hey, it's been almost 30 years... they may even let me back into that one restaurant now.

Simple rules of dating.. "yes" if she is a Fan of Prince, "no" if she is a fan of Stevie Nicks.

I've seen both in concert. Both are awesome. Mrs. Nightbird and most of my past girlfriends are fans of both.*

Conversely, my ex-wife was not a fan of Stevie Nicks. Note, she's my EX wife now.

Finally, there's THIS -- A song by Prince AND Stevie Nicks. Deal with it. Prince is a fan of Stevie Nicks... And he probably farked her, too.


* - and I should note that Mrs. Nightbird-- a fan of both Nicks and Prince-- is an amazing and daring lover (public places, etc.), while the Nicks-disliking ex-wife was... well... she's my ex-wife for a reason.
 
2014-05-11 05:09:50 AM

johnnyboog: Wait....so prince isn't prince?


I heard he moved to Bel-Air.
 
2014-05-11 05:57:09 AM
The basketball story was funny. Almost an epic.
 
2014-05-11 10:03:57 AM
Wait...people actually convert to the Jehovah's Witnesses?
 
2014-05-11 11:54:04 AM

Betep: The basketball story was funny. Almost an epic.


Game.... Blouses.
 
2014-05-11 12:23:22 PM
Will smith doesn't have to cuss in his raps to sell records

Well I do. So fark him and fark you too
 
2014-05-11 04:09:42 PM
Me and a good friend of mine decided to go to a Jehovah's Witnesses service once. This was back when we used to drink on sunday mornings and hit up different local churches for free breakfast (The Lutherans have the best one). The Witnesses were really kind of insane, incredibly long winded and boring at the same time. After two hours of that nonsense they didn't even have coffee for people after. They were however very surprised to see new people there and we basically had to talk to everyone. The good thing about this is now when they come to my door I can just tell them I went to a service and didn't like it. They never seem to come back and knock on my door again after being told that.
 
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