lindalouwho: Sadly, this is the third time in less than a year I've read about this same kind of theft./special place in hell
Benjimin_Dover: If you are going to leave something outside that is basically made of gold and can be easily carried off, don't expect it to stick around for long. Go get some wood and make a ramp that nobody is going to want to take.
NFA: Meth, it's a hell of a drug.
big pig peaches: NFA: Meth, it's a hell of a drug.How do you know it wasn't a bunch of 12 year olds with bmx bikes?
nanim: Sorry for the kid, but just noticed his wheelchair weighs 450 lbs without him in it?... my grandfather's electric wheelchair didn't weigh that much with him in it./that thing must roll downhill -fast-
big pig peaches: His wheelchair sounds fat.
jjorsett: Benjimin_Dover: If you are going to leave something outside that is basically made of gold and can be easily carried off, don't expect it to stick around for long. Go get some wood and make a ramp that nobody is going to want to take.What ever happened to the "lay in wait and beat the thief senseless with a baseball bat" strategy?This is not the America I grew up in.
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