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(Jezebel)   One of the most heavily tattooed celebrities in Hollywood is: A) Angelina Jolie B) Lena Headey, or C) Dolly Parton   (jezebel.com) divider line 48
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2014-05-10 01:38:10 AM
she looks like a comic book villain
 
2014-05-10 01:43:30 AM
(Young) Dolly Parton Thread?  Yes please.
 
2014-05-10 03:34:01 AM
Dolly Parton is a treasure.
 
2014-05-10 03:34:45 AM
Dolly is awesome. That is all.
 
2014-05-10 04:05:20 AM

rynthetyn: Dolly is awesome. That is all.


This, She seems like an absolutely lovely person. And when she laughs she sounds like Tommy Pickles.

/Dollywood is a hoot. Fantastic food.
 
2014-05-10 04:10:22 AM
That's odd.

Nothing against the great Dolly Parton, of course, but I'm not a tattoo fan.

Lena Headey, too?  Shucks.
 
2014-05-10 04:16:53 AM
Did anyone else think subby meant, which one of their images was most heavily tattooed on other people? In which case my guess was Dolly Parton.
 
2014-05-10 04:56:24 AM
Did she go full Bonnie Rotten?
 
2014-05-10 05:19:29 AM

Badgers: Did she go full Bonnie Rotten?


Ooooh I love Bonnie Rotten, altho I prefer Rob - I was lucky enough to run into him at a bar one time when he was visiting Vancouver and now we kick it every time he comes into town. A bit awkward to explain to your current boyfriend "Oh, I'm just in this porn star's hotel room gettin' drunk" but hey, that's life.
 
2014-05-10 05:23:20 AM

Badgers: Did she go full Bonnie Rotten?


that biatch probablt tattoo'd inside her vag.

nasty
 
2014-05-10 05:27:16 AM
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2014-05-10 06:00:22 AM
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Something of mine would fit perfectly in that space where she has a heart on.

If I ever got the chance to actually do it 'I titty-farked Dolly Parton' would be how I'd introduce myself for the rest of my life and at the end it would be my epitaph.

/So jealous of the tattoo artist who got to handle those legendary ta ta's
 
2014-05-10 06:37:13 AM

DoctorOfLove:


I use to think she was hot. Till I that pic. Tattooed women are a disgrace. Why mess up a good thing
 
2014-05-10 06:41:53 AM
Like graffiti on a classic statue.
 
2014-05-10 06:59:53 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: DoctorOfLove:

I use to think she was hot. Till I that pic. Tattooed women are a disgrace. Why mess up a good thing


Just like with Angelina Jolie, she has to cover them with makeup for every role.
 
2014-05-10 07:04:17 AM
Well, almost every role.  Lena might have used those tattoos for her role of Mama in the Dredd movie.
 
2014-05-10 07:19:24 AM
Who are the lucky bastards who got to give her the tattoos?
 
2014-05-10 07:48:07 AM
So the DP lookalike I met with all the arm and boob tats might have actually been DP?


/mind blown
//DP ha ha.
 
2014-05-10 08:02:33 AM

texastag: If I ever got the chance to actually do it 'I titty-farked Dolly Parton' would be how I'd introduce myself for the rest of my life and at the end it would be my epitaph.


Oddly, Porter Wagoner didn't go with that.
 
2014-05-10 08:13:38 AM

Dwight_Yeast: texastag: If I ever got the chance to actually do it 'I titty-farked Dolly Parton' would be how I'd introduce myself for the rest of my life and at the end it would be my epitaph.

Oddly, Porter Wagoner didn't go with that.


Back then, they weren't so big...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qt_ixpI8A0
 
2014-05-10 08:13:48 AM
I'd like to see the coyote eat the roadrunner...
 
2014-05-10 08:20:15 AM
Oblig.  Dolly Parton'shiats.

Dolly Parton is awesome.  and Dollywood is one of the best parks I've been to.  Great food, good rides and never a problem with other patrons.  The politeness in that area is totally foreign to me coming from New Jersey and all.
 
2014-05-10 08:21:39 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: DoctorOfLove:

I use to think she was hot. Till I that pic. Tattooed women are a disgrace. Why mess up a good thing


Zounds! How will she ever get over the shame? Her heartbreak at your pitiless disapproval, it will be unfathomable.
 
2014-05-10 08:35:39 AM

DrBenway: Mid_mo_mad_man: DoctorOfLove:

I use to think she was hot. Till I that pic. Tattooed women are a disgrace. Why mess up a good thing

Zounds! How will she ever get over the shame? Her heartbreak at your pitiless disapproval, it will be unfathomable.


I was planning to tap that ass tonight. It's her loss.
 
2014-05-10 08:36:04 AM

offacue: Oblig.  Dolly Parton'shiats.


I heard she beefs.
 
2014-05-10 08:36:06 AM

offacue: Oblig.  Dolly Parton'shiats.

Dolly Parton is awesome.  and Dollywood is one of the best parks I've been to.  Great food, good rides and never a problem with other patrons.  The politeness in that area is totally foreign to me coming from New Jersey and all.


Just exactly what does Dollywood do, anyway? Is it just a regular amusement park with Bat-Man style titles? "Dolly-Go-Round," "Parton Wheel?" Or is it some weird fetish site for Dolly Maniacs? "Visit an incredible Recreation of Dolly's Ol' Childhood Cabin," "Visit the Museum of Stage Outfits?"

The concept pretty much fascinates me, but I saw a doco about Dolly Parton fans some time back, and they seemed pretty spooky...
 
2014-05-10 08:37:34 AM

offacue: Oblig.  Dolly Parton'shiats.


Look, I love Dolly as much as the next person, and I would assume it involves lots of flowers and rainbows, but there's still no way I'm clicking that.
 
2014-05-10 08:38:28 AM
 
2014-05-10 08:49:12 AM

perigee: offacue: Oblig.  Dolly Parton'shiats.

Dolly Parton is awesome.  and Dollywood is one of the best parks I've been to.  Great food, good rides and never a problem with other patrons.  The politeness in that area is totally foreign to me coming from New Jersey and all.

Just exactly what does Dollywood do, anyway? Is it just a regular amusement park with Bat-Man style titles? "Dolly-Go-Round," "Parton Wheel?" Or is it some weird fetish site for Dolly Maniacs? "Visit an incredible Recreation of Dolly's Ol' Childhood Cabin," "Visit the Museum of Stage Outfits?"

The concept pretty much fascinates me, but I saw a doco about Dolly Parton fans some time back, and they seemed pretty spooky...


Just a regular amusement park.  There's her tour bus you can walk through, a replica of her childhood home,  and a museum of county music stuff but other than just a park with rides, shops, a blacksmith, a bald eagle sanctuary, a raptor bird show, fantastic food and politeness.

Oh and the song is Bobby Braddock doing a parody song called Dolly Parton's     ~!@~   Hits.     Filterpwned
 
2014-05-10 08:49:18 AM

texastag: Something of mine would fit perfectly in that space where she has a heart on.

If I ever got the chance to actually do it 'I titty-farked Dolly Parton' would be how I'd introduce myself for the rest of my life and at the end it would be my epitaph.

/So jealous of the tattoo artist who got to handle those legendary ta ta's


I have a heart on for her, too.
 
2014-05-10 09:02:06 AM
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2014-05-10 09:28:46 AM
That's Hedley!
 
2014-05-10 09:32:06 AM
Oh no! Now she can't be buried in a hillbilly graveyard.
 
2014-05-10 09:42:51 AM

offacue: Oblig.  Dolly Parton'shiats.

Dolly Parton is awesome.  and Dollywood is one of the best parks I've been to.  Great food, good rides and never a problem with other patrons.  The politeness in that area is totally foreign to me coming from New Jersey and all.


without a space, that link was COMPLETELY misleading.  I was hoping for a Two Bazookas one cup video
 
2014-05-10 09:44:27 AM
There are few things in life more disturbing that a woman over 50 covered in tattoos.
 
2014-05-10 09:45:27 AM

Squilax: Badgers: Did she go full Bonnie Rotten?

Ooooh I love Bonnie Rotten, altho I prefer Rob - I was lucky enough to run into him at a bar one time when he was visiting Vancouver and now we kick it every time he comes into town. A bit awkward to explain to your current boyfriend "Oh, I'm just in this porn star's hotel room gettin' drunk" but hey, that's life.


Farkied as "Cute, weird, and hangs out with porn stars."
 
2014-05-10 09:51:56 AM

Sgt Otter: Squilax: Badgers: Did she go full Bonnie Rotten?

Ooooh I love Bonnie Rotten, altho I prefer Rob - I was lucky enough to run into him at a bar one time when he was visiting Vancouver and now we kick it every time he comes into town. A bit awkward to explain to your current boyfriend "Oh, I'm just in this porn star's hotel room gettin' drunk" but hey, that's life.

Farkied as "Cute, weird, and hangs out with porn stars."


Well, I wouldn't exactly say hangs out with... Ok goddamnit you got me, I know basically all of these people: http://pornosecproductions.com/
 
2014-05-10 10:00:54 AM
Dolly Parton is awesome.
 
2014-05-10 10:03:37 AM
Jennifer Lawrence and Dolly Parton are peas in a pod. It would be awesome to see those two get together.
 
2014-05-10 11:23:50 AM

offacue: Dolly Parton is awesome.  and Dollywood is one of the best parks I've been to.  Great food, good rides and never a problem with other patrons.  The politeness in that area is totally foreign to me coming from New Jersey and all.


I got married in Gatlinburg and the day after the wedding a bunch of us went to Dollywood.  I wasn't expecting much but it turned out to be a lot of fun.  And I agree about the food, best I've had at an amusement park.

/Dolly's awesome
//get as many tats as you want, ma'am
 
2014-05-10 11:31:33 AM
2014 and people are still under the delusion that tattoos are gotten as a way to impress others rather than because the tattooed likes them.
 
2014-05-10 11:39:00 AM

LewDux:


This a Dolly thread not Taylor Swift.
 
2014-05-10 12:14:51 PM
Why get all those tats, and then cover them up? Judging by all of the "Dolly is awesome" comments above, I doubt anyone would think any less of her if she showed them off.
 
2014-05-10 12:28:08 PM
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2014-05-10 01:50:00 PM

puckrock2000: Why get all those tats, and then cover them up? Judging by all of the "Dolly is awesome" comments above, I doubt anyone would think any less of her if she showed them off.


Well the article theorized that she got them to hide all the scars from her various alterations.  It's entirely possible that while she likes the end result of the surgery; she doesn't like the scars that usually go along with them.

Also; she has a rather precise image to uphold; and while the average person probably doesn't care that she (potentially) has ink it's entirely possible that a large portion of her fanbase might.  Dolly seems to be considered one of the last holdouts of "true" country (think Porter Wagoner, Tom T. Hall, Hank Sr, Waylon, etc); opposed to "modern" country (Garth Brooks, Toby Keith, Swift, etc)*.  For the most part fans of the former is largely your older generations** and likely wouldn't be too approving of something that they associate with bikers and sailors.

* Which is funny since she's never been shy of having extravagant shows, drums, electric guitars or any of the other main hallmarks of "modern" country.
** It's also easy to forget that Dolly is almost 70.
*** Stars because slashies are too mainstream.
 
2014-05-10 03:39:17 PM
Get your freak on, grand matron of country music.
 
2014-05-10 04:42:05 PM

Marcus Aurelius: There are few things in life more disturbing that a woman over 50 covered in tattoos.


My sister just got a tattoo of a fish on her back to celebrate her 50th. A big fish, like covering her entire upper back and shoulders. It's her first one. Why? I don't know.
I"m not close to my sister. At all.
 
2014-05-11 03:38:05 AM
An old Dolly Parton joke that's on my FB feed today for some reason;
"I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out!"
 
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