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(Komo)   Walmart customer stabs employee with scissors because she disliked her 'vibe'   (komonews.com) divider line 38
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2014-05-09 05:06:17 PM  
Mt. Vernon has a weird vibe. I understand this.
 
2014-05-09 08:17:43 PM  
Is that allowed now?

I might start shopping at Wal-Mart again I guess.
 
2014-05-09 08:18:38 PM  
the wal-mart here sells vibrating cock rings which I think is a bit weird
 
2014-05-09 08:20:32 PM  
Weaponised scissors... are they coming out with a postal sequel?
 
2014-05-09 08:21:42 PM  
The video is awesome. She lifts skirt and waves her junk around. No kittens were harmed.
 
2014-05-09 08:24:31 PM  
Its too soon to talk about scissor safety.
 
2014-05-09 08:27:04 PM  
I hate that magazine too.
 
2014-05-09 08:30:06 PM  
Cue the discussion of irony.
 
2014-05-09 08:30:45 PM  
I understand completely.

Not too thrilled with mine, either.

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2014-05-09 08:31:41 PM  

Rigby-Reardon: Cue the discussion of irony.


Hey, what the fark with ironic tag?  It's not like there was rain on a wedding day.
 
2014-05-09 08:35:43 PM  

Gunboat: Rigby-Reardon: Cue the discussion of irony.

Hey, what the fark with ironic tag?  It's not like there was rain on a wedding day.


The irony of that song is that most of the lyrics arent ironic.
 
2014-05-09 08:38:06 PM  
At least it wasn't with safety box-cutters.
 
2014-05-09 08:42:52 PM  

Caffeine Induced Diarrhea: The irony of that song is that most of the lyrics arent ironic.


Agreed.
 
2014-05-09 08:42:55 PM  
That second employee kicks ass. I imagine her screaming, "BIATCH, I AM GOING TO FARK YOU UP!" when she did this.
 
2014-05-09 08:49:47 PM  
"Investigators say [they] will likely order a mental health evaluation...."

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2014-05-09 08:51:08 PM  
Looks like your typical day at Wal-Mart to me.  It's all part of the Wal-Mart ambiance.  If only they could only bottle it, they would have a new perfume, "Ambiance" by Wal-Mart!  "That new intriguing scent!  A blend of the essence of fried pork rinds and the BO of a crazy fat broad, armed with scissors, who's lifting her skirt.  Enchanting!"
 
2014-05-09 08:51:14 PM  
Must be a full moon--the witches are running amok in Walmart again.
 
2014-05-09 08:55:30 PM  
Attack of the Wack Vibes!!
 
2014-05-09 08:57:15 PM  

Atomic Spunk: That second employee kicks ass. I imagine her screaming, "BIATCH, I AM GOING TO FARK YOU UP!" when she did this.


Wal-Mart's HR department instructs their employees to shout stuff like that, so that the average Wal-Mart shopper will understand.  Cashiers are trained to greet the next customer in the checkout line by shouting, "BIATCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY!"
 
2014-05-09 09:02:06 PM  

Omahawg: the wal-mart here sells vibrating cock rings which I think is a bit weird


I put 12 of them on and walked around the store with it out.  No one said a word.
 
2014-05-09 09:08:02 PM  

fullyfarked: I understand completely.

Not too thrilled with mine, either.

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your issue is that you didn't go with the GT. (the 2zz-ge yamaha engine is a lot of fun) Also, the toyota version of that car (the Matrix XRS) wasn't made by lazy UAW workers and holds its value better.
 
2014-05-09 09:11:42 PM  
Is somewhat concerned.
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2014-05-09 09:18:00 PM  
To quote the great Malcom Tucker:
"The only vibe you need concern yourself with is the one your wife keeps in her nicker drawer."
 
2014-05-09 09:19:33 PM  
I didn't know soulless automatons could have vibes.
 
2014-05-09 09:23:01 PM  

The_Original_Roxtar: Also, the toyota version of that car (the Matrix XRS) wasn't made by lazy UAW workers and holds its value better.


Sorry sparky, they're seeking a union as we speak. As for more value, I doubt your average sales person or customer seeking one of these knows anything about that. Also, sales in the US ended in 2013, get ready to head north if you want one of these econoboxes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Motor_Manufacturing_Canada
"Unifor, Canada's largest union, is looking to represent the over 7000 team members at the 3 TMMC plants. Team Members have cited poor Health & Safety conditions as a major reason for seeking union representation.[2] When a certification vote is called, it is very likely that TMMC will become the first non-American automaker to have their employees represented by Unifor. "
 
2014-05-09 09:48:30 PM  
I am slightly amazed by this mainly because every pair of scissors I have seen lately in stores has been zip tied together. I assume to prevent this sort of incident.  Apparently this is a thing??
 
2014-05-09 09:51:16 PM  
Roooooollllin' back

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2014-05-09 10:55:56 PM  
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What, you don't like Vibe?

 
2014-05-09 11:01:29 PM  
The wonders of EBT
 
2014-05-09 11:31:47 PM  
Who hasn't wanted to do this at Walmart? Usually it's the kid with the silver grill. He makes me feel all stabby sometimes.
 
2014-05-09 11:35:23 PM  
Mt Vernon.... Like that's almost Canada!
 
2014-05-10 12:04:14 AM  
I'd rather wave my junk around in Trader Joe's. Better tips.
 
2014-05-10 12:51:55 AM  
And yet, no Washington tag.

We really do deserve it.
 
2014-05-10 02:03:21 AM  
This is my local Walmart. Nothing in that video surprised me in the least. Skagit County is odd.
 
2014-05-10 05:38:48 AM  
Investigators say will likely order a mental health evaluation for Reed when she appears in court on Thursday.

Why? Just your average Wal-Mart customer.
 
2014-05-10 06:35:26 AM  
Waits for the story where the employee's are fired for defending themselves. They should know better, as a employee, they should just stand there and let themselves be cut up. It's the Wal Mart way.
 
2014-05-10 08:31:17 AM  
The fight went something like this:

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2014-05-10 09:12:42 PM  

Caffeine Induced Diarrhea: Gunboat: Rigby-Reardon: Cue the discussion of irony.

Hey, what the fark with ironic tag?  It's not like there was rain on a wedding day.

The irony of that song is that most of the lyrics arent ironic.


The sarcasm train whizzed by. :-D
 
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