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(Deadspin)   Donald Sterling says he was only being a racist so he could get laid   (deadspin.com) divider line 27
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2014-05-09 07:49:23 PM  
If that's what it took, Cliven Bundy would be getting more ass than Hugh Hefner.
 
2014-05-09 07:57:11 PM  

SilentStrider: If that's what it took, Cliven Bundy would be getting more ass than Hugh Hefner.


I've been thinking a porn studio should do a gay porn parody of the Bundy ranch fiasco.
 
2014-05-09 08:07:51 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: SilentStrider: If that's what it took, Cliven Bundy would be getting more ass than Hugh Hefner.

I've been thinking a porn studio should do a gay porn parody of the Bundy ranch fiasco.


I don't think it'd be a parody.
 
2014-05-09 08:21:03 PM  

enry: TuteTibiImperes: SilentStrider: If that's what it took, Cliven Bundy would be getting more ass than Hugh Hefner.

I've been thinking a porn studio should do a gay porn parody of the Bundy ranch fiasco.

I don't think it'd be a parody.


Tip of the hat to you both.
 
2014-05-09 08:24:36 PM  
I just noticed you both appear to be fans of alliteration in name choice. ....alts?
 
2014-05-09 08:52:12 PM  
Talk about doing it wrong.
 
2014-05-09 09:29:20 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: SilentStrider: If that's what it took, Cliven Bundy would be getting more ass than Hugh Hefner.

I've been thinking a porn studio should do a gay porn parody of the Bundy ranch fiasco.


You mean they haven't already done so?
 
2014-05-09 10:12:11 PM  
Honky pees.
 
2014-05-09 10:38:32 PM  
He's rich, he just has to show his bank account info to get laid.
 
2014-05-09 10:44:12 PM  
I don't know for sure how that is supposed to work, but I'm not going to say that it wouldn't be a legitimate excuse to at least fake a little bigotry, if that was what she was in to.

(Oh, Massa! That's the bigges' white 'ting I evah seens!...an I' seen Moun' Killamanjaro wid snows ons it!!)

I just don't believe that's why he's a racist.
 
2014-05-09 10:48:30 PM  
Yeah....that only works if you're trying to nail a Neo-Nazi skank.
 
2014-05-09 10:54:23 PM  

The_Sponge: Yeah....that only works if you're trying to nail a Neo-Nazi skank.


He claims he can't be racist because he is a jew. theodore wiesenthal  jumps out of his grave and claims he found 9 new nazis living under false names!
 
2014-05-09 11:05:59 PM  

Misconduc: The_Sponge: Yeah....that only works if you're trying to nail a Neo-Nazi skank.

He claims he can't be racist because he is a jew.  theodore wiesenthal  jumps out of his grave and claims he found 9 new nazis living under false names!


I think that's Simon.

//or was it Alvin?
 
2014-05-09 11:10:26 PM  
So the housing discrimination was just foreplay?
 
2014-05-10 12:18:44 AM  
Dear God:

Don't let there be sex tapes.

Sincerely,
Benway
 
2014-05-10 12:23:43 AM  

Lost Thought 00: So the housing discrimination was just foreplay?


Making money by doing whatever the fark they want with whatever they own makes most 2%ers hard.
 
2014-05-10 12:55:37 AM  
You can tell it is the FARK sports tab when two posts in the subject changes to politics related gay porn movie wishlists.
 
2014-05-10 01:52:09 AM  

mikaloyd: You can tell it is the FARK sports tab when two posts in the subject changes to politics related gay porn movie wishlists.


If you don't like it take your tight little sweet and sweaty ass to the Entertainment tab
 
2014-05-10 01:55:03 AM  
Worst game ever.
 
2014-05-10 02:53:18 AM  
Good God, she looks like an alien!
 
2014-05-10 09:10:44 AM  
I hope he's feeling properly farked now.
 
2014-05-10 09:18:19 AM  
She got all those goodies without having to hit that????  She's a better gold digger than my initial estimate of her!
 
2014-05-10 09:59:04 AM  
"V. Stiviano has maintained that she never had sex with Sterling "

I am impressed with her gold digger skills. She gets all that shiat without having to touch his wrinkly dick
 
2014-05-10 10:02:08 AM  

Krustofsky: Good God, she looks like an alien!


I'd love to know who her plastic surgeon is, so that I could never, never have the person do any work on me!

/that's purely hypothetical
 
2014-05-10 10:08:06 AM  

Misconduc: The_Sponge: Yeah....that only works if you're trying to nail a Neo-Nazi skank.

He claims he can't be racist because he is a jew. theodore wiesenthal  jumps out of his grave and claims he found 9 new nazis living under false names!


I think what he is saying is he gets a free pass.  Not that he isn't racist, just that we should accept it because Hitler.
 
2014-05-10 10:39:32 AM  

Krustofsky: Good God, she looks like an alien!


Riker sighs and unzips. "Not again..."
 
2014-05-10 12:38:35 PM  
I'm surprised they clip doesn't end with Sterling asking, "How was that?  Do you think anyone will buy it?"  Leaked tape, my arse.
 
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