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(Huffington Post)   If you had "3 days after the SCOTUS ruling" for a man to request a Satanic prayer to open a city council meeting in Fark's favorite state step up and collect your prize   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line 181
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2014-05-09 05:11:34 PM  
I won't hold my breath for the followup.
 
2014-05-09 07:42:53 PM  
Hail Satin!
 
2014-05-09 07:44:27 PM  
There's the problem: Pabst Blue Ribbon
 
2014-05-09 07:45:20 PM  
www.newmediaexplorer.org

Hail Statin!
 
2014-05-09 07:45:47 PM  
I think a major ebó would really get the meeting off to a Game of Thrones vibe...

http://santeriachurch.org/our-services/ritual-and-sacrifice/
 
2014-05-09 07:47:25 PM  
There ain't enough popcorn in the world!

/I *LOVE* this guy!
 
2014-05-09 07:50:27 PM  
Be careful what you wish for.
 
2014-05-09 07:51:19 PM  

Uzzah: Hail Statin!


Hail Santa!
 
2014-05-09 07:51:25 PM  
They pray to Jesus who is make-believe, god who is make-believe, why not Satan who is make-believe?

Dude in Charge.
Be advised, I am a Satanist.


Yeah, you seem like a real sincere one, prick not helping.  Attention whore just go ahead and tell them the truth, you want to open with a prayer to the only god you truly recognize, yourself.

So this dude is at the check out with a big artificial christmas tree.
"You gonna put that up yoursef?", asked the cashier.
"Don't be perverted, I'm putting it up in the living room.
 
2014-05-09 07:51:31 PM  
Good.
 
2014-05-09 07:53:34 PM  
Hail Seton!

/hall
 
2014-05-09 07:54:06 PM  

macross87: Hail Cobra!


Bail Nobra!
 
2014-05-09 07:54:20 PM  
That stack of PBR cans in the background is pretty awesome.
 
2014-05-09 07:54:47 PM  
Shouldn't Satanism be considered a sect of Christianity? So the Supreme Court has already ruled that is okay.


Well maybe not Laveyan satanism.
 
2014-05-09 07:55:13 PM  
Hail Stan!
 
2014-05-09 07:55:27 PM  
I'm surprised it took this long, frankly.
 
2014-05-09 07:56:01 PM  

Oldiron_79: Uzzah: Hail Statin!

Hail Santa!


Hail Shocktop!


/ I'M HELPING!1!!!1
 
2014-05-09 07:56:11 PM  
Not so much "Florida" as "amusing," "interesting," and/or "Follow-up," I would think.

Also: HAIL HYDRA!
 
2014-05-09 07:56:26 PM  
See Christian? Thats why we should have a secular government.

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2014-05-09 07:56:43 PM  
Hail San Dimas!
 
2014-05-09 07:57:41 PM  
Awesome.

There should also be FSM prayers for the noodly.
 
2014-05-09 07:57:51 PM  
Somehow, someway, this is a war against Christians and Christianity.  Arm the 700 Club assassination cannon.
 
2014-05-09 07:58:31 PM  

UncomfortableSilence: Hail San Dimas!


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2014-05-09 07:59:14 PM  
Huh. I figured it would be muslims.
 
2014-05-09 08:00:44 PM  
Great, can't wait until every city council meeting everywhere runs an extra 30 minutes because every nutjob in America needs to personally thank whatever God they believe in.

I love that the SCOTUS thinks it's OK to waste taxpayer money on the fantasies of city employees who can't have a simple meeting without reflecting on their own personal beliefs and thanking their imaginary creator for majesty that is local politics.

Were getting overtime? Hell we need to say a few words to Thor, and Jupiter, and maybe Ganesh while we're at it.
 
2014-05-09 08:01:07 PM  
www.spscriptorium.com
Hail Stan!

/what?
//he's in league with a Jew
///why are you looking at me like that?
 
2014-05-09 08:01:10 PM  
trappedspirit:
So this dude is at the check out with a big artificial christmas tree.
"You gonna put that up yoursef?", asked the cashier.
"Don't be perverted, I'm putting it up in the living room.



Hey, you read the Chive too!
 
2014-05-09 08:02:02 PM  
www.targetarea.net
i349.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-09 08:03:26 PM  
Hail Seaton.
 
2014-05-09 08:03:47 PM  

fireclown: Huh. I figured it would be muslims.


Muslims, Satanists, same thing.
 
2014-05-09 08:04:09 PM  

fireclown: Huh. I figured it would be muslims.


Really?
I would expect FSM or Discordians or Church of SubGenius, or Raelians or Pagans or just about anyone else before the Muslims.

And what is going to be really awkward when someone tries to start a meeting with a prayer in Hebrew and 'Christians' will have to decide whether to object or not.
 
2014-05-09 08:05:29 PM  
Hail Seitan!!
 
2014-05-09 08:06:53 PM  

SquiggsIN: Do we only invoke Thor if the meeting is on a Thursday?  .. and so on?


So really a prayer to Jesus should only happen on Sunday, or should that be a prayer to Sol?
 
2014-05-09 08:06:56 PM  

derpicdn.net

31.media.tumblr.com

 
2014-05-09 08:08:15 PM  
Hail Hydra!

/really? *sigh*
 
2014-05-09 08:09:31 PM  

squirrelflavoredyogurt: Great, can't wait until every city council meeting everywhere runs an extra 30 minutes because every nutjob in America needs to personally thank whatever God they believe in.

I love that the SCOTUS thinks it's OK to waste taxpayer money on the fantasies of city employees who can't have a simple meeting without reflecting on their own personal beliefs and thanking their imaginary creator for majesty that is local politics.

Were getting overtime? Hell we need to say a few words to Thor, and Jupiter, and maybe Ganesh while we're at it.


It would just be simpler to keep your religion in your home and church. Isnt there a passage in the Bible about that?
 
2014-05-09 08:09:39 PM  
Good for this guy.  If I had the time and could afford to do it, I'd do it too.
 
2014-05-09 08:11:10 PM  
Hail Satan* David!

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*the satan of Goliath, of course. Which IIRC just means the "enemy" of Goliath.
 
2014-05-09 08:11:14 PM  
So Satan has a condo in Deerfield Beach with all his fellow Yankees?
 
2014-05-09 08:11:36 PM  

Fart_Machine: UncomfortableSilence: Hail San Dimas!

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Hail Stallyns!
 
2014-05-09 08:13:17 PM  

CyberKultist: Hail Hydra!

/really? *sigh*


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2014-05-09 08:14:58 PM  

Oldiron_79: Uzzah: Hail Statin!

Hail Santa!


Hail Santana!
 
2014-05-09 08:15:16 PM  

Oldiron_79: Hail Satin!


imshopping.rediff.com
 
2014-05-09 08:17:33 PM  
www.alef.net
HAIL SENATE
 
2014-05-09 08:18:09 PM  
Hail Saiyan!
 
2014-05-09 08:19:09 PM  

Heliovdrake: CyberKultist: Hail Hydra!

/really? *sigh*

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So I havent see the new Captain America yet. I read the Know Your Meme article on this. I still dont get it.
 
2014-05-09 08:19:20 PM  
Hail Sharknado!
 
2014-05-09 08:22:50 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: HAIL SENATE


Hail Sidious.
 
2014-05-09 08:22:52 PM  
Hadouken
 
2014-05-09 08:24:26 PM  

donnielove: trappedspirit:
So this dude is at the check out with a big artificial christmas tree.
"You gonna put that up yoursef?", asked the cashier.
"Don't be perverted, I'm putting it up in the living room.


Hey, you read the Chive too!


Is that like a chav?
 
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