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(Columbus Dispatch)   Good senior prank: Plugging the bathroom sinks at school , filling them up, and putting live goldfish in them. Bad senior prank: Chopping down 25 trees growing on your campus   (dispatch.com) divider line 63
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2014-05-09 08:54:12 PM
Idiots. Kids today wouldn't know a good senior prank if it bit them in the ass. At my high school they would paint a 50-foot penis on the chimney/smokestack.
 
2014-05-09 09:25:18 PM
The class before mine stole headstones from a local cemetery and stacked them up against the school.
 
2014-05-09 09:27:06 PM

fusillade762: The class before mine stole headstones from a local cemetery and stacked them up against the school.


Also not cool.
 
2014-05-09 09:31:56 PM
Some students at the high school yesterday thought cutting the trees was hilarious.

What the everloving fark is wrong with kids these days?
 
2014-05-09 10:23:30 PM

fusillade762: The class before mine stole headstones from a local cemetery and stacked them up against the school.


Isn't that a federal crime?
 
2014-05-09 10:23:34 PM
Have them dig up the stumps as punishment, and replant them.
 
2014-05-09 10:47:35 PM

fusillade762: The class before mine stole headstones from a local cemetery and stacked them up against the school.



But they left the bodies, didn't they, them sons of a biatches! They left the bodies, and only moved the headstones!
 
2014-05-09 10:55:48 PM
What we have here, is a failure to educate....
 
2014-05-09 10:57:32 PM

Mark Ratner: fusillade762: The class before mine stole headstones from a local cemetery and stacked them up against the school.


But they left the bodies, didn't they, them sons of a biatches! They left the bodies, and only moved the headstones!


You forgot:

"/obscure"

/nothing is obscure on fark!
 
2014-05-09 10:58:56 PM

Mark Ratner: They left the bodies, and only moved the headstones!


That's a lot of lost souls!
 
2014-05-09 11:06:16 PM
They should enjoy growing up in a irreversibly devastated ecosystem; should be hilarious for them.
 
2014-05-09 11:08:57 PM
I hope they are forced to chop all the trees to kindling by hand with axes and plant replacements.
 
2014-05-09 11:10:24 PM
poor goldfishies...
 
2014-05-09 11:12:31 PM

meat0918: Have them dig up the stumps as punishment, and replant them.


Whats your dirt doing in my hole boy?
 
2014-05-09 11:16:24 PM
someone should fark those kids in the ass with the tree stumps.
 
2014-05-09 11:17:00 PM
Figures. Marion county.
 
2014-05-09 11:18:25 PM
Actually both those pranks suck. This school must be terrible if that's the best their uncreative and humorless seniors can do.
 
2014-05-09 11:20:06 PM
I literally drove by this school today on the way to visit my Mom for mother's day weekend.  This place is in the middle of farking nowhere.  I can't imagine that any remotely intelligent students actually go there.  The place has "everybody's pregnant, in the military, or in jail by the time they're 19" written all over it.
 
2014-05-09 11:24:22 PM
My older sisters class, which graduated something like 400 students, each handed the principle a marble, as they collected their diploma.  By the end of the ceremony, he, the assistant principal, and the school superintendent all had all their pockets overflowing with marbles.  While it's not the funniest prank in the world, they were unable to punish anyone, since everyone participated.
 
2014-05-09 11:25:22 PM

meat0918: Have them dig up the stumps as punishment, and replant them.


Won't the trees keep on growing back? That's what happened when they cut down the tree by the parking lot I live and forgot to put tar to prevent regrowth.
 
2014-05-09 11:27:19 PM

the801: poor goldfishies...


Yep. At a party in my college apartment, I put a bunch of live goldfish in one of the toilet bowls. I figured people would think it was just sort of weird and cool, and then they would go use the other bathroom. Pretty early on, I went in and noticed the fish were gone. Never found out whether someone flushed them on purpose or unwittingly. Nowadays, I feel pretty bad about the whole thing.
 
2014-05-09 11:29:23 PM

Walker: Idiots. Kids today wouldn't know a good senior prank if it bit them in the ass. At my high school they would paint a 50-foot penis on the chimney/smokestack.


What's a chimney?
 
2014-05-09 11:29:44 PM
Pranks can be put back to their original status without a lot of effort.

You can't unchop a tree.  This isn't a prank.
 
2014-05-09 11:30:56 PM
A better idea, courtesy of the class of 2010 at my old school:

wwwcache.wral.com
/they were still charged with vandalism, though
 
2014-05-09 11:33:21 PM

Loren: Pranks can be put back to their original status without a lot of effort.

You can't unchop a tree.  This isn't a prank.


Bing.
 
2014-05-09 11:45:12 PM
Some of my friends picked all the padlocks at our school and replaced them with padlocks from another school. At the time it seemed funny but would have been a better prank if they had somehow made it clear that that was what happened. As it was both schools just cut all the locks off and replaced them. Big waste of money and time.
 
2014-05-09 11:46:36 PM
It you glue the trees back on real quick, they'll just keep growing. Maybe, isn't that how amputated fingers work?
 
2014-05-09 11:51:15 PM
My senior year we all bought racy underwear, tied it to balloons and let them go in the high ceiling'd common area.

I thought it was kind of lame but in hindsight it was preferable to an idea gone terrible like this one.
 
2014-05-10 12:04:06 AM
Funny: chickens in classrooms (though some touchy teachers disagreed).

Not funny: breaking into offices with very sensitive information; tie-wrapping fire exit doors.
 
2014-05-10 12:15:00 AM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: My older sisters class, which graduated something like 400 students, each handed the principle a marble, as they collected their diploma.  By the end of the ceremony, he, the assistant principal, and the school superintendent all had all their pockets overflowing with marbles.  While it's not the funniest prank in the world, they were unable to punish anyone, since everyone participated.


THIS is what you call an awesome prank.
 
2014-05-10 12:35:10 AM

OtherLittleGuy: Some Coke Drinking Guy: My older sisters class, which graduated something like 400 students, each handed the principle a marble, as they collected their diploma.  By the end of the ceremony, he, the assistant principal, and the school superintendent all had all their pockets overflowing with marbles.  While it's not the funniest prank in the world, they were unable to punish anyone, since everyone participated.

THIS is what you call an awesome prank.


I'll 2nd that.  It actually required more creativity and imagination than just destroying something.

All we did was borrow a cow and put it inside a courtyard inside the school.  Boring, but pretty harmless.
 
2014-05-10 12:41:04 AM
The trees in the picture looked like Bradford Pears, maybe 8-10 inches in diameter.  They grow pretty fast but that's still probably a 12-15 year old tree.  If the rest of the trees were of similar size, then this is easily $5k to $10k worth of vandalism.

Some students at the high school yesterday thought cutting the trees was hilarious.

Yep.  Pure comedy gold.  Once the vandals are caught and charged, I wonder if they'll find the potential sentences equally hilarious.

Hell, the authorities should check Facebook and/or youtube.  These kids were probably dumb enough to post incriminating pictures or video of the incident.
 
2014-05-10 12:47:55 AM
VW bug on the gym roof.

We even took it down the next day.
 
2014-05-10 01:12:51 AM
Ha. I spent senior skip day watching the star wars trilogy using a video projector and the speakers we used for the school dances. Our senior physics teacher approved it and played it in his room. There were so many seniors gone there was no real reason to have classes that day. No detention, unlike those who skipped

/class of '93
//the trilogy just came out on VHS not that long before we played it
 
2014-05-10 01:17:52 AM
The graduating class the year before mine got green spray paint and f'ed up the whole front of the school with it.  Took a few days to water blast it off.

That was the last senior "prank" at my school,  they said they were hiring security and having cops do extra checks at night during the last month of school from then.

/morans
 
2014-05-10 01:21:42 AM
We sent out letters on school stationery saying that condoms and lube would be provided at prom because of the "near certainty" that all students would be engaging in inappropriate sexual activity.  It's a classic.
 
2014-05-10 01:21:49 AM
We had a few people toilet paper the center court yard.  Very lame.

The class after mine handed out Philips and Flathead screwdrivers. After a few days, stuff just started falling apart.  Thankfully no one got hurt.
 
2014-05-10 01:23:11 AM
High schools should include an essay in the student handbook on why some pranks are unacceptable, with examples, explanations, and which would likely result in their pressing criminal charges. Though I'd list the goldfish one as unacceptable as well; anything reasonably likely to harm an animal more complex than insects is a bad idea, and even insects aren't a great idea. As a really general rule of thumb, things that can't be undone, like chopping down trees, are a bad idea.
 
2014-05-10 01:28:00 AM
i.imgur.com

Now this is what I call a senior prank!
 
2014-05-10 01:28:51 AM
Old: Anthony Bourdain did something like this, and it's in 'Kitchen Confidential'.
 
2014-05-10 01:41:01 AM

Confoundit: We sent out letters on school stationery saying that condoms and lube would be provided at prom because of the "near certainty" that all students would be engaging in inappropriate sexual activity.  It's a classic.


Screws fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place.
 
2014-05-10 01:41:53 AM

T Baggins: High schools should include an essay in the student handbook on why some pranks are unacceptable, with examples, explanations, and which would likely result in their pressing criminal charges. Though I'd list the goldfish one as unacceptable as well; anything reasonably likely to harm an animal more complex than insects is a bad idea, and even insects aren't a great idea. As a really general rule of thumb, things that can't be undone, like chopping down trees, are a bad idea.


Buzz Killington.
 
2014-05-10 01:43:52 AM

meat0918: We had a few people toilet paper the center court yard.  Very lame.

The class after mine handed out Philips and Flathead screwdrivers. After a few days, stuff just started falling apart.  Thankfully no one got hurt.


Screws fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place.

/I responded to the right comment this time. *sigh*
 
2014-05-10 01:50:40 AM
My mom told me a story about a class after I graduated who stole the Ronald McDonald statue from the local McDonalds and put it on top of their school. They were all convicted of felonies.
 
2014-05-10 02:04:46 AM
Not so CSB/

This article was way too familiar for me. The courtyard at my high school had a bunch of cherry trees that were really nice to sit under in the spring. Naturally, my senior year, a few ass clowns thought it would be hilarious to climb into the courtyard overnight and hack them all down - because it's such a hilarious prank. I never heard who it was that did it, but I know that the vast majority of the 1,800 student body were PISSED.

/not so CSB off
 
2014-05-10 02:11:23 AM
Not a senior prank, but in high school I tied some black thread onto an empty mini-pizza box on one end, and on other other end tied it to some student's backpack laying on the grass. When the bell rang, this kid was walking with his friends to class with a pizza box following behind.
 
2014-05-10 02:22:17 AM
The famed heart surgeon philanthropist , diplomat who succeeded in diffusing an armed situation in a bank robbery who was arrested in a vice sting where he was caught in the arms of a girl whose 18th birthday was in 2days. He is remembered as the child molester.
 These students will be remembered for 25 dead stumps
huzzah
 
2014-05-10 02:25:36 AM
"Either you are really excited or you hate it," said senior Moira Vaughn. "I'm obviously not promoting vandalism, but I'm glad that our class is going to go down and be memorable."

?!  What the hell is leaching into the water supply around there?
 
2014-05-10 02:32:47 AM
Not really a prank, but the only thing I did in high school was after getting our x-country team into the states for the first time and getting a small trophy case display, we put seemingly innocuous objects in it.  Those letters from the signs, a small traffic cone, things like that.  What the coordinator didn't know is that every single thing in that case other than the picture of the team was stolen from all the opposing schools throughout the year.
 
2014-05-10 03:00:57 AM

jaylectricity: fusillade762: The class before mine stole headstones from a local cemetery and stacked them up against the school.

Isn't that a federal crime?


It's a very grave crime.
 
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