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(News 13 Orlando)   Anyone looking for a missing coffin full of nunchucks, a crossbow and 44 other weapons can find it at the Volusia County Sheriff's Office   (mynews13.com) divider line 29
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2014-05-09 04:36:46 PM  
I would start with Marcellus Wallace. Someone was about to go medieval on someone's ass.
 
2014-05-09 07:46:50 PM  
Coffin full of weapons.... Am I in before Terminator 3?
 
2014-05-09 07:47:46 PM  
Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Transylvania with all that stuff.
 
2014-05-09 07:48:21 PM  

Oldiron_79: Coffin full of weapons.... Am I in before Terminator 3?


Yes

www.imfdb.org
 
2014-05-09 07:52:30 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Transylvania with all that stuff.


Lol. Great with the context

/precious coffinly arms
 
2014-05-09 07:53:05 PM  
If it has a bo staff, it might be mine.
 
2014-05-09 07:55:03 PM  
ih2.redbubble.net
 
2014-05-09 07:55:19 PM  
should can
 
2014-05-09 08:02:31 PM  
+10 for imagination, I guess, but -a couple thousand for losing all your gear.
 
2014-05-09 08:03:27 PM  
i65.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-09 08:04:23 PM  
Metal pair of forceps
Ball with metal spikes
Black hoodie!!!
Small red square punching bag
Black leather pouch
 
2014-05-09 08:54:48 PM  

theorellior: If it has a bo staff, it might be mine.


Dang it, Napoleon!
 
2014-05-09 08:59:51 PM  
I have heard people in the Southeastern United States say "might can", meaning "might be able to", and "should can", meaning "should be able to".
 
2014-05-09 09:01:49 PM  
That kind of stuff can get expensive; especially if you get the real deal from Cold Steel. Also, you could spend over $1,000 on one crossbow.
 
2014-05-09 09:37:09 PM  
I started reading Fark in 2005. Since then, I've had six different mailing addresses. In each place, there has occasionally been a story that happened in or around where I was living at the time.

Well, I've been living in Volusia County for the last two years. The number of Fark headlines from this place (especially Daytona Beach) has been more than every other place combined. And that's not even counting the news items that haven't made Fark.

/Florida is weird
 
2014-05-09 10:07:46 PM  
Let's just make this easy. If I email my FedEx account number, can they just freight it back to me?
 
2014-05-09 10:07:51 PM  

iheartscotch: That kind of stuff can get expensive; especially if you get the real deal from Cold Steel. Also, you could spend over $1,000 on one crossbow.


This is actually a package deal from late night TV. Right down to the coffin.
 
2014-05-09 10:13:10 PM  
Fiiive... golden.. riiiiiiiings....
 
2014-05-09 10:40:03 PM  

wildcardjack: iheartscotch: That kind of stuff can get expensive; especially if you get the real deal from Cold Steel. Also, you could spend over $1,000 on one crossbow.

This is actually a package deal from late night TV. Right down to the coffin.


I could actually see that being the case. But , they'd charge 4 easy payments of $299.

/ That's RIGHT! You get the disemboweler supreme, with a $499 retail price tag, for the same price as the pen knife
 
2014-05-09 11:09:43 PM  

anuran: Metal pair of forceps
Ball with metal spikes
Black hoodie!!!
Small red square punching bag
Black leather pouch


Calm down, stand your ground.  And we don't need you to do that, but if you want...meh
 
2014-05-10 12:25:33 AM  
*sigh*

LARPers...
 
2014-05-10 12:55:03 AM  

Obryn: *sigh*

LARPers...


Isn't their shait made out of foam?
 
2014-05-10 01:05:16 AM  

Yaw String: Obryn: *sigh*

LARPers...

Isn't their shait made out of foam?


Depends on the group...

/the more you know
 
2014-05-10 01:15:31 AM  

Yaw String: Obryn: *sigh*

LARPers...

Isn't their shait made out of foam?


Yeah, foam.  Foam, and dreams!
 
2014-05-10 08:39:56 AM  
Terminator 3? I'm thinking more like:

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-10 09:03:38 AM  
Let's fighting love.
 
2014-05-10 10:35:26 AM  
Nunchaku
 
2014-05-10 01:49:34 PM  
Not mine, mine was full of headless Barbies.
 
2014-05-10 07:20:31 PM  
Always better to be prepared.  You never know what you will come across on the other side.
 
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