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(Fark)   Clear your desks, everybody: The Fark Weird News Quiz is back, kicking names and taking ass   (fark.com) divider line 26
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2014-05-09 03:01:27 PM  
Speaking of kicking, this quiz wouldn't be here but for the contributions of the team, who deserve recognition for this. Your quizmasters this week are: Sim Tree, ivan, meow said the dog, phlegmmo, and Sinto. Thanks to you all for helping make this quiz what it is.
 
2014-05-09 03:02:34 PM  
Winners of last week's quiz:

jaksmata 1023
rick42 945
Dverning 942
Bear151556 939
leftofcool 938
calbert 938
Doktor_Zhivago 931
edmo 927
common sense is an oxymoron 921
Twilight Farkle 920

Well done. Now let's see you get your name back up there again this week.
 
2014-05-09 03:03:04 PM  
Easy quiz, of course of course:  http://www.fark.com/quiz/327
 
2014-05-09 03:19:34 PM  
Damn this very much unfreakable it was just noticed of me that I forgot for putting the other choices for the easiness of the quiz and caused to you the work. I have apologies.
 
2014-05-09 03:22:09 PM  

meow said the dog: Damn this very much unfreakable it was just noticed of me that I forgot for putting the other choices for the easiness of the quiz and caused to you the work. I have apologies.


I think you're apologizing for something, but when I put it through the English to Norwegian to Japanese to Turkish to Hungarian to French to English translator, your comment looks like a partial recipe for a chicken dish.
 
2014-05-09 03:27:37 PM  
shopball  647
tarkin  1624
CellBlock  557
jayfurr  556
MissFeasance  459
Pangit  446
StrikitRich  442
Solid State Vittles  424
texdent  369
Bob Falfa  367

Woo-hoo! Top Ten (for the next 2 minutes)
 
2014-05-09 03:28:43 PM  
4 out of 11 correct, total points = 369
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (93 seconds) Meh
shopball 647
tarkin1 624
CellBlock 557
jayfurr 556
MissFeasance 459
Pangit 446
StrikitRich 442
Solid State Vittles 424
texdent 369
Klippoklondike 367

Easy -slightly better
Final Score:

6 out of 10 correct, total points = 558
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (74 seconds)
shopball 754
Malfunction 54 633
texdent 558
CellBlock 460
Unfreakable 0
meow said the dog 0
 
2014-05-09 03:38:11 PM  

Bob Falfa: shopball  647
tarkin  1624
CellBlock  557
jayfurr  556
MissFeasance  459
Pangit  446
StrikitRich  442
Solid State Vittles  424
texdent  369
Bob Falfa  367

Woo-hoo! Top Ten (for the next 2 minutes)


Hey, I had 457 and I didn't even place!
 
2014-05-09 03:42:12 PM  
My wife once said she could see herself as a politician, kissing hands and shaking babies
 
2014-05-09 03:46:08 PM  
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick names.

Hard: 9 out of 11 correct, total points = 756 (236 seconds)
Easy: 10 out of 10 correct, total points = 863 (137 seconds)

And I have a surplus of bubble gum.

"That was the worst performance we've ever seen," remarked a nearby buffalo, and then the flinging of the pies commenced. I don't remember much after that. Apparently, I also don't remember much before that. Congrats, quizmeisters, that one was a tough one, because I sure didn't feel productive this week.
 
2014-05-09 03:46:52 PM  
Good God I did horribly.:


Hey, you finished! Here's your results:
Final Score:
3 out of 11 correct, total points = 263
Total time elapsed:
6 minutes (396 seconds)

I only got one of them right because it involved the comic shop that's next to where I bowl.
 
2014-05-09 03:48:07 PM  
First place until I finish typing!
 
2014-05-09 03:49:37 PM  
Never got higher than 525 before -- but today:

Hey, you finished! Here's your results:
Final Score:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 777
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (158 seconds)
 
2014-05-09 03:54:48 PM  
For as much time as I spend on here, I think I should have gotten more than 1 right.
 
2014-05-09 04:00:15 PM  

GoldSpider: For as much time as I spend on here, I think I should have gotten more than 1 right.


Ha!  I beat you! I got three right!
 
2014-05-09 04:00:38 PM  
Someone please beat 783 so I don't have to check back from home.


HelloNeuman783
rockradio1777
Twilight Farkle756
MinxMyrna728
redsquid703
Keyser_Soze_Death651
Anastacya649
shopball647
geocacherphil642
scrumpox641
 
2014-05-09 04:01:53 PM  
Thank you
abhorrent1
 
2014-05-09 04:03:31 PM  
2/11 & 9/10.

A polarity of productivity.

All hope for Cleveland football will be dashed once PIT beats them week 1, as usual
 
2014-05-09 04:20:13 PM  
Epic fail...

284 after 3 questions...

284 to finish (sad face)
 
2014-05-09 04:47:51 PM  
I didn't know any of those stories. I guessed three right, however.
 
2014-05-09 04:48:26 PM  
Wow, my worst showing ever. What they hell was I doing this week? Working?
 
2014-05-09 05:23:31 PM  

Unfreakable: Winners of last week's quiz:

jaksmata 1023
rick42 945
Dverning 942
Bear151556 939
leftofcool 938
calbert 938
Doktor_Zhivago 931
edmo 927
common sense is an oxymoron 921
Twilight Farkle 920

Well done. Now let's see you get your name back up there again this week.


I only got 642 points this week. Lightning didn't strike twice. Maybe I'm not spending enough time reading Fark...
 
2014-05-09 05:25:08 PM  
Woot. I'm #2 (for now)

abhorrent1811
Vitamin Pb791
HelloNeuman783
rockradio1777
uncleacid768
Twilight Farkle756
zarker753
Brewster747
asynchron735
nootrop732
 
2014-05-09 05:27:33 PM  
4 out of 11 correct, total points = 370

My name has been kicked, and my ass taken.

In my own defense, it was a really busy week at work.
 
2014-05-09 10:51:46 PM  
Huh, 9/11 ,835. Not too shabby - and third place, even after the the quiz has been up for a while.

All the hard-core quiztakers must be on vacation :)
 
2014-05-10 09:18:00 AM  
The quiz should've had the hammer and nails question
 
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