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2014-05-09 02:45:44 PM  
Site blocked by webroot
 
2014-05-09 02:48:52 PM  
I need more details.  I'm betting he does it sitting down.
 
2014-05-09 08:00:43 PM  
I am not trying to be a hater but why is Hall and Oats being inducted into the RnRHoF? They had a couple of hits during the 80's but that was it. From I can tell they didn't change music and didn't have a lasting impact.
 
2014-05-09 08:02:13 PM  
Must be a very slow entertainment news day.
 
2014-05-09 08:11:37 PM  

kibbled: I am not trying to be a hater but why is Hall and Oats being inducted into the RnRHoF? They had a couple of hits during the 80's but that was it. From I can tell they didn't change music and didn't have a lasting impact.


They were the culmination of Philadelphia RandB, and they had way more than a couple of hits.
 
2014-05-09 08:13:58 PM  
I like old hall and oates and will gladly belt out 'she's gone' driving down the street and don't care who sees me

most of their 80s schtick? No, I can't go for that, no can do
 
2014-05-09 08:30:46 PM  
So they.. cross the streams.
 
2014-05-09 08:31:55 PM  
That Daryl Hall fella has a pretty interesting show on Palladia.
I guess he invested wisely. Property was shown on This Old House, quite impressive! He has some interesting musicians stop by his barn studio.

I bet the bathrooms are nice.

/I pee before I leave the house.
//I pee when I get back from break at work
///If I drown, I bet I fell off a boat taking a pee
///I I Pee ______
 
2014-05-09 08:50:15 PM  
Not really a ritual, but more like something elderly men with enlarged prostates should do to prevent an embarrassing accident on stage.
 
2014-05-09 08:57:31 PM  
I mean really, does John Oates really have a choice not to pee before he goes on stage?

c'mon people, you know the answer
 
2014-05-09 09:05:44 PM  
And this is why the Black Eyed Peas will never be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
 
2014-05-09 09:06:22 PM  

kibbled: I am not trying to be a hater but why is Hall and Oats being inducted into the RnRHoF? They had a couple of hits during the 80's but that was it. From I can tell they didn't change music and didn't have a lasting impact.


34 chart hits on the US Billboard Hot 100, including six #1s. Says Wiki.
 
2014-05-09 09:21:52 PM  
lots of Sarah's in Ohio?
 
2014-05-09 10:00:43 PM  
if his jewish friends have a baby boy, the bris is on his list
 
2014-05-09 10:24:28 PM  

kibbled: I am not trying to be a hater but why is Hall and Oats being inducted into the RnRHoF? They had a couple of hits during the 80's but that was it. From I can tell they didn't change music and didn't have a lasting impact.


There was a song on Thriller that was inspired directly by Hall and Oates, who were the most popular duet of all time, as it happens.
 
2014-05-09 11:21:43 PM  
The Pre-Show-Piss is a ritual you only learn to appreciate once you have fought the In-Show-Piss back from the brink of defeat.  Or not, and pull a Fergie.

Wide mouth Gatorade bottles, never run spots without one.

CSB: Had a spot-op in a truss forget his bottle and rather than call for one to be roped up to him, he tried to hold it.  He failed, and he was over the audience.
 
2014-05-09 11:31:32 PM  

Lighting: The Pre-Show-Piss is a ritual you only learn to appreciate once you have fought the In-Show-Piss back from the brink of defeat.  Or not, and pull a Fergie.

Wide mouth Gatorade bottles, never run spots without one.

CSB: Had a spot-op in a truss forget his bottle and rather than call for one to be roped up to him, he tried to hold it.  He failed, and he was over the audience.


FORGOT his bottle?

*boggle

That's like forgetting to breathe, FFS. No pro forgets that.

Sub-contractor emergeny fill-in?
 
2014-05-09 11:43:58 PM  
Fergilicious (sp).
 
2014-05-09 11:57:49 PM  

kibbled: I am not trying to be a hater but why is Hall and Oats being inducted into the RnRHoF? They had a couple of hits during the 80's but that was it. From I can tell they didn't change music and didn't have a lasting impact.


Bestselling duo of all time
 
2014-05-10 04:23:34 AM  

Atomic Spunk: I mean really, does John Oates really have a choice not to pee before he goes on stage?

c'mon people, you know the answer


The question is, at his age, how's his aim?
Yes he missed, he missed, taking a piss
Yes he missed taking a piss, it's all over the siiiide...
 
2014-05-10 10:28:50 AM  
Makes sense. You wouldn't wanna have to do a show with a bladder fulla wee...

Oh, and I'm unashamed to say that I like Hall & Oates. They're a lot more deserving of being in the HOF than many of the other artists in there.
 
2014-05-10 11:04:19 AM  
 
2014-05-10 01:32:36 PM  
Safety Piss is now part of my vocabulary, thanks to Jon Oates.
 
2014-05-10 04:31:57 PM  

Ishidan: Atomic Spunk: I mean really, does John Oates really have a choice not to pee before he goes on stage?

c'mon people, you know the answer

The question is, at his age, how's his aim?
Yes he missed, he missed, taking a piss
Yes he missed taking a piss, it's all over the siiiide...


The answer I was hoping for was "Depends".

/I probably should have phrased the question better.
 
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