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(Politico)   Rush Limbaugh has something to say to all you low-information folks out there whining about the 300 kidnapped Nigerian girls, something that should have been obvious even to you: It's Obama's fault   (politico.com) divider line 152
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2014-05-09 03:42:51 PM
It's a wonder that Rush Limbaugh hasn't drowned in the rain like a turkey yet
 
2014-05-09 03:46:26 PM
We can just ignore him.
 
2014-05-09 03:52:34 PM

nmrsnr: We can just ignore him.


I've been trying, and I'll let you know how it works out.  So far he hasn't gone away.
 
2014-05-09 03:56:05 PM
how does any sane human being rationalize that.
 
2014-05-09 03:57:38 PM
Obama IS a gigantic pussy on foreign policy and in general but this isn't really his fault.
 
2014-05-09 03:59:44 PM
Are we entirely sure this operation wasn't funded by Oxy sales to hide the abduction of 300 succulent, lithe, boy prostitutes from the brothels of Santo Domingo? My friends, I'm just asking questions here.
 
2014-05-09 04:17:14 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Obama IS a gigantic pussy on foreign policy and in general but this isn't really his fault.


But still kinda his fault, you're saying?  Interesting.
 
2014-05-09 04:26:16 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Obama IS a gigantic pussy on foreign policy and in general


translation: WHY WONT OBAMA INVADE RUSSIA AND START WORLD WAR III???

btw, his call on the bin laden raid forever absolves him of "pussy" status. it was one of the gutsiest moves by any president in living memory. he was already being called "carter 2.0," and had the raid failed (it was given a 50-50 shot by the intel community), he would have been a one-term president. but he went with his gut and bin laden is dead.
 
2014-05-09 04:27:54 PM

FlashHarry: translation: WHY WONT OBAMA INVADE RUSSIA AND START WORLD WAR III???


GOD IF WE COULD JUST START ANOTHER HOT WAR WITH SOMEONE!  ANYONE!  WHY AREN'T WE OPENLY KILLING PEOPLE NOW?!
 
2014-05-09 04:29:40 PM
At this point *I* could write Rush.  Shiat, a bot could.
 
2014-05-09 04:30:34 PM

ManateeGag: how does any sane human being rationalize that.


You sort of embedded the answer in the question.
 
2014-05-09 04:38:05 PM
Republicans wouldn't even know what the fark Boko Haram was if Michelle hadn't tweeted something about it.
 
2014-05-09 04:39:58 PM
OK.  RTFA and Rush didn't actually say it's Obama's fault.

He said a bunch of other useless and/or inaccurate crap.
 
2014-05-09 04:47:39 PM

ManateeGag: how does any sane human being rationalize that.


Therein lies the fault with your assumption.
 
2014-05-09 04:58:25 PM
Rush is an awful pile of worm puke, that's a given.  But every "conservative" who fails to call out this Sultan of Shiat is guilty ....the GOP will lose its share of the vote as long as they aid and abet this colossal stack of plankton shiat.
 
2014-05-09 05:04:28 PM
We could just deport him to Nigeria and let him take over the country. He seems to have an answer.

Or as I call it: Rush In, Rule It
 
2014-05-09 05:11:28 PM

King Something: ManateeGag: how does any sane human being rationalize that.

Therein lies the fault with your assumption.


yes.
 
2014-05-09 05:15:19 PM

factoryconnection: nmrsnr: We can just ignore him.

I've been trying, and I'll let you know how it works out.  So far he hasn't gone away.



How would you know that, unless you are paying attention?
 
2014-05-09 05:15:45 PM

ManateeGag: how does any sane human being rationalize that.


It's easy...you just have to completely lack empathy and be very narcissistic.
 
2014-05-09 05:42:01 PM

Diogenes: At this point *I* could write Rush.  Shiat, a bot could.


I enjoyed their last album and don't think you are giving them a fair shake.
 
2014-05-09 05:50:23 PM
He's sort of got a point. That bring back our girls and the real men don't buy girls hashtags don't do a farking thing.
 
2014-05-09 05:56:12 PM
From Rush's transcript: "Imagine if bin Laden were still alive."

Luckily, I can only imagine.
 
2014-05-09 06:01:38 PM

factoryconnection: FlashHarry: translation: WHY WONT OBAMA INVADE RUSSIA AND START WORLD WAR III???

GOD IF WE COULD JUST START ANOTHER HOT WAR WITH SOMEONE!  ANYONE!  WHY AREN'T WE OPENLY KILLING PEOPLE NOW?!


I farking hate it when we have a worthless libtard President.

"ooooohhhhh, let's reform healthcare so sick Americans can get treatment"

"Ooooooohhhhhhhhh, let's invest in the nation's crumbling infrastructure."

Makes me SICK.
 
2014-05-09 06:02:32 PM
Hey, Rush. As long as we're talking about third world countries where sexual abuse of children have reached epidemic proportions.....
 
2014-05-09 06:02:41 PM
"I just think this is pathetic. I'm just stunned. We got 300 Nigerian girls kidnapped by an Al Qaeda group, and nobody cared or talked about it for a while, Hillary [Clinton] wouldn't call 'em a terror group. Now all of a sudden, for some reason, we're on a big push to get 'em back and this is how... ?"

What a crazy assed incoherent sack of shiat.

First off, this has been big news for a while.  They're a designated terrror group.  WTF are you bringing up Hillary for and why do you think she's been refusing to call them a terror group.

Is he on drugs again?
 
2014-05-09 06:02:58 PM

nmrsnr: We can just ignore him.


Which give his bullshiat lies a chance to spread since they won't get challenged.
 
2014-05-09 06:03:24 PM

James!: Republicans wouldn't even know what the fark Boko Haram was if Michelle hadn't tweeted something about it.


This.

And for Rush to be calling Boko Haram an Al Qaeda group shows how low information he is.
 
2014-05-09 06:06:13 PM
Damn.  I know the well dried up after Whiter Shade of Pale, but this is a little desperate.
 
2014-05-09 06:06:35 PM
If it weren't for the power of hashtags #kony2012 never would have been caught.
 
2014-05-09 06:06:49 PM
Let's play Rush.

First you think of something tasteful and intelligent to contribute.  That's your baseline.

Then you see how far you can get away from that thought before running out of breath and yelling Obama.  At this point you check the timer.

Points judged on length of rant, amount of spittle, and visible obesity sweats.
 
2014-05-09 06:07:14 PM
Someone needs to coldcock the farker.

Yeah I went there.
 
2014-05-09 06:07:34 PM

Aarontology: He's sort of got a point. That bring back our girls and the real men don't buy girls hashtags don't do a farking thing.


What bothers me is that the Twitter warriors have activated their powers to try and "get the girls back," but somehow didn't pick up on the dozens of schoolboys the same group killed earlier this year.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/02/26/us-nigeria-violence-idUSBR EA 1P10M20140226

I certainly hope that those schoolgirls are brought home alive, but I can't figure out why all of those folks are (justifiably) steaming mad about the girls, but don't seem to have noticed the boys.
 
2014-05-09 06:07:49 PM

Bob Robert: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Obama IS a gigantic pussy on foreign policy and in general but this isn't really his fault.

So the typical trolls now use a new name after being embarrassed in the last debates the past week.

Obama was an evil war mongering tyrant before. What happened? Oh you want to move the goal posts and will do and say anything that helps your favorite sports team. Today it is to pretend Obama is weak (Ask Osama Bin Laden and the dozens of AQ killed by drones and raids)

WARNING DERP AHEAD

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/jun/15/obama-warmonger/

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/08/26/president-obama-why-have-you -b ecome-a-warmonger-stop-the-madness-attacking-syria-harms-u-s-interests -but-pleases-israel/

http://www.americanthinker.com/2013/09/dangerous_times_putin_the_pea ce maker_vs_obama_the_warmonger.html


This is why if you want to debate and understand valid criticisms of Obama, you need to listen to the center or left. The right are just a bunch of lying pieces of bullshiat incapable of honest discussion for even three minutes.
 
2014-05-09 06:09:20 PM
Is there an evil large or small that isn't Obama's fault?
 
2014-05-09 06:09:23 PM
Rush: "I want to ask you, what message does this send? And then I want to ask you, is the United States really this powerless? And then if you answer yes, we are really this powerless, then isn't Obama to blame?"


Otter: But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

That was Eric Stratton, Rush Limbaugh Chairman -- he was damn glad to meet you.
 
2014-05-09 06:09:35 PM

Satanic_Hamster: "I just think this is pathetic. I'm just stunned. We got 300 Nigerian girls kidnapped by an Al Qaeda group, and nobody cared or talked about it for a while, Hillary [Clinton] wouldn't call 'em a terror group. Now all of a sudden, for some reason, we're on a big push to get 'em back and this is how... ?"

What a crazy assed incoherent sack of shiat.

First off, this has been big news for a while.  They're a designated terrror group.  WTF are you bringing up Hillary for and why do you think she's been refusing to call them a terror group.

Is he on drugs again?


did he stop?
 
2014-05-09 06:10:39 PM

whidbey: Someone needs to coldcock the farker.

Yeah I went there.


My favorite description of him is also my Favorite note on the Farker who came up with it. "Rush Limbaugh is a tub of toxic goo. He should be hauled away by the EPA."
 
2014-05-09 06:10:54 PM
Who hangs more on every Limbaugh word, the far left or the far right? Tough call.
 
2014-05-09 06:11:42 PM

gimmegimme: What bothers me is that the Twitter warriors have activated their powers to try and "get the girls back," but somehow didn't pick up on the dozens of schoolboys the same group killed earlier this year.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/02/26/us-nigeria-violence-idUSBR EA 1P10M20140226

I certainly hope that those schoolgirls are brought home alive, but I can't figure out why all of those folks are (justifiably) steaming mad about the girls, but don't seem to have noticed the boys.


Are you claiming that Twitter users should have tried to raise the dead boys from the dead....?
 
2014-05-09 06:13:43 PM

Cletus C.: Who hangs more on every Limbaugh word, the far left or the far right? Tough call.


Yup. Must be lofty up on Both Sides Mountain.
 
2014-05-09 06:13:59 PM

Lackofname: Is there an evil large or small that isn't Obama's fault?


Someone get the Thanks Obama GIFs
 
2014-05-09 06:14:14 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Obama IS a gigantic pussy on foreign policy and in general


Yawn.
 
2014-05-09 06:14:16 PM

Cletus C.: Who hangs more on every Limbaugh word, the far left or the far right? Tough call.


When Democrat politicians start slavishly apologizing to him, you might almost have a point.

/but you knew that already
 
2014-05-09 06:16:17 PM

Satanic_Hamster: gimmegimme: What bothers me is that the Twitter warriors have activated their powers to try and "get the girls back," but somehow didn't pick up on the dozens of schoolboys the same group killed earlier this year.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/02/26/us-nigeria-violence-idUSBR EA 1P10M20140226

I certainly hope that those schoolgirls are brought home alive, but I can't figure out why all of those folks are (justifiably) steaming mad about the girls, but don't seem to have noticed the boys.

Are you claiming that Twitter users should have tried to raise the dead boys from the dead....?


img.photobucket.com
 I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it!
 
2014-05-09 06:16:36 PM

Cletus C.: Who hangs more on every Limbaugh word, the far left or the far right? Tough call.


Are there far left people around here we can ask? Because really your question should be a statement. And that statement is "People who hear things that Rush Limbaugh says react one of two ways: 'ZOMG YOU'RE RIGHT' (that would be your [far right]) and 'What did stupid say this time?' (your [far left])."
 
2014-05-09 06:16:40 PM
As a kid in 1989, I was running across the street and took a header. Scraped my knee all to hell. I yelled out "Goddamn, you, Obama!". Nobody knew what I was talking about, however, now, I'm considered a prophet.
 
2014-05-09 06:16:54 PM
Obama's state department (under Clinton) refused to list Boko Haram as a terrorist organization, despite much global protest.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/05/07/hillary-s-state-dep ar tment-refused-to-brand-boko-haram-as-terrorists.html
 
2014-05-09 06:17:08 PM

born_yesterday: Cletus C.: Who hangs more on every Limbaugh word, the far left or the far right? Tough call.

When Democrat politicians start slavishly apologizing to him, you might almost have a point.

/but you knew that already


I neither knew nor understood that.
 
2014-05-09 06:18:42 PM

nmrsnr: We can just ignore him.


Right like how we ignored birthers and the percent of people who believed in britherism grew?
 
2014-05-09 06:18:51 PM

Bob Robert: Cletus C.: If it weren't for the power of hashtags #kony2012 never would have been caught.

born_yesterday: Damn.  I know the well dried up after Whiter Shade of Pale, but this is a little desperate.

These almost simultaneous troll posts are in no way related. Strange coincidence. Overzealous staffer. Do not pay attention to the men behind the curtain, they would never pretend that bankrupt conservative ideology is very popular by creating multiple accounts and spreading their propaganda on every big website.


You caught me.

I am Cletus C.'s alt.

I'm sure it all makes sense to the rest of you now.

/*mindsblown.jpg*
 
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