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(YouTube)   Little known fact: there are actually Americans who've never had McDonald's food. Here are the remaining three, trying a Big Mac and fries for the first time   (youtube.com) divider line 37
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2014-05-09 03:44:15 PM
uncomfortable, disappointing and in the back of a car, much like my first  time.
 
2014-05-09 03:53:50 PM
My boss has never seen The Simpsons. She knows of them, but nothing about the actual show. Everyone realized it when some good news came down and I yelled "Everything's coming up Milhouse!" and she asked what a Milhouse was.
 
2014-05-09 03:53:55 PM
oddculture.com

Approves
 
2014-05-09 04:02:51 PM

charlesmartel11235: uncomfortable, disappointing and in the back of a car, much like my first  time.


and secret sauce all down your shirt?
 
2014-05-09 05:12:50 PM
"I just hope I don't have a gag reflex."

Oh for the love of god, go fark yourself.
 
2014-05-09 05:15:47 PM
Anyone who feigns disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac also tends to:


1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
 
2014-05-09 05:17:03 PM
Is that guy's head seem like it was squished? I tried changing my resolution on my monitor, but he looks like someone made a Play-doh human head and smooshed it slightly.
 
2014-05-09 05:32:39 PM

letrole: Anyone who feigns disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac also tends to:


1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers


BawHahahahaha... so much THIS   ^^^
 
2014-05-09 05:35:24 PM
www.originaltommys.com

FTW
 
2014-05-09 05:43:24 PM
once you go mac, you never go back.

what do you mean that's now how the saying goes?
 
2014-05-09 06:06:08 PM
I like how the first girl end with explaining she tried anal. (she does, listen to her again. She meant anal.).

Dude seemed like a nice guy.

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I think its kinda, wrong, since they're all obviously familiar with the concept of fast food.
 
2014-05-09 06:46:53 PM
Man that "holistic health coach" chick is a metric farkton of NOPE
 
2014-05-09 07:08:52 PM
"Son, only losers and bench warmers eat at McDonald's"

"Got it, Dad"

kevincrozier.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-09 07:20:38 PM
I want my 1:30 back.
 
2014-05-09 07:30:02 PM
WTF is with the brunette's tiny hairs at the top of her forehead?  Is she wearing a wig?

Anyway, I've never had a Big Mac.  I actually used to work for a McD franchiser back in the day and during my shift meal, I would get the quarter pounder instead.  I probably should've tried the McDLT instead.

I'm going to have to go to the place where there's a BK and McD next door to each other and do the Big King/BigMac challenge before they stop selling the Big King.

/I like the dollar salad at BK as a side.  It comes with Newman's Own dressing.  Their onion pieces really suxor though.  It's diced onion breaded and fried.  I want it to be good, but too much breading and not enough onion.
 
2014-05-09 07:33:02 PM

spawn73: I like how the first girl end with explaining she tried anal. (she does, listen to her again. She meant anal.).

Dude seemed like a nice guy.

---

I think its kinda, wrong, since they're all obviously familiar with the concept of fast food.


I'm pretty sure she meant anal DP but you could be right.
 
2014-05-09 07:46:55 PM

Charletron: Man that "holistic health coach" chick is a metric farkton of NOPE



"There weren't that many cherries left to pop, but I sure popped this one."
Talking about fries.
That's an ambiguous statement, but the positive attitude toward new experiences? Definite possibilities.
 
2014-05-09 07:50:55 PM

Charletron: Man that "holistic health coach" chick is a metric farkton of NOPE


"I feel slightly dirty, but a little more experienced."
*John Belushi eyebrow*
 
2014-05-09 08:10:32 PM

letrole: Anyone who feigns disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac also tends to:


1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers


1.no
2.no
3.no
4.no
5.no
6.no
7.yes
8.no
9.no
10.no
I just don't care for the Big Mac. I do like a double quarter pounder with extra pickles and onions though.
 
2014-05-09 08:13:24 PM

AbiNormal: I just don't care for the Big Mac. I do like a double quarter pounder with extra pickles and onions though.


You squeeze it and it drips grease. My number one hangover food.
 
2014-05-09 08:52:54 PM
I have never had a Big Mac, Quarter Pounder, or Whopper in my enter life. Never.
 
2014-05-09 09:10:08 PM
I had my first Big Mac a few months ago.  It wasn't worth it.
 
2014-05-09 09:19:55 PM
What about that one guy, I think his name was Herb, who's never had a Whopper?
 
2014-05-09 09:49:35 PM

spawn73: I like how the first girl end with explaining she tried anal. (she does, listen to her again. She meant anal.).

Dude seemed like a nice guy.

---

I think its kinda, wrong, since they're all obviously familiar with the concept of fast food.


I'd almost bet that the only cherry she has left is the "saying something nice about untried things" cherry.

/what a coont
 
2014-05-09 10:04:47 PM
The brunette comes off as extremely annoying and if she was my wife I would likely be arrested for domestic battery for having to slap her. She's probably really picky about how she farks, too.
 
2014-05-09 11:35:27 PM

letrole: Anyone who feigns disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac also tends to:


1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers


Hold on.. I LOVE a Big Mac.. minus the pickle..  and I DO prefer WOMEN with Small Breasts.. I am totally secure in knowing that my manhood is small but I don't care.. I happen to think Wal-Mart IS probably the worst thing to happen to stores..  I LOVE my Vinyl LPs..

I don't ride bikes.. I can't stand coffee so I would NEVER go into a Starbucks..... and as far as walking past a smoker.. I would actually hold my breath if they exhaled just before I got near them... and then make a comment like A-Hole.. or something UNDER my breath as I exhaled.. lol

Yes, I am FAT.. BALD and Single living with BOTH parents in a mobile home..  deal with it.. I have.. ;-)
 
2014-05-09 11:41:57 PM
I haven't had their fries in like 24 years or more, and I'm 32 and I worked at a Mcds for almost 3 years.

/Their food is pretty good when you can go into the kitchen and make your own however you want it...
 
2014-05-10 01:42:09 AM

Tony_Pepperoni: letrole: Anyone who feigns disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac also tends to:


1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers

BawHahahahaha... so much THIS   ^^^


1) I own a TV, but I'm too cheap for cable. I do have netflix on my playstation though.
2) Never tried, but open to it.
3) Don't own a mac, but some anime is ok.
4) Never owned a record player.
5) I only drink McDonalds Coffee
6) YES!
7) I do find it funny when I am the only skinny person in the entire store...
8) I smoke
9) I haven't been laid since Bill Clinton was president D:
10) Don't own a bike or spandex or even shorts.
 
2014-05-10 02:40:40 AM
yeesh..so glad I came to this particular thread conversation.
 
2014-05-10 03:00:20 AM

Kazahmish: letrole: Anyone who feigns disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac also tends to:


1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers

Hold on.. I LOVE a Big Mac.. minus the pickle..  and I DO prefer WOMEN with Small Breasts.. I am totally secure in knowing that my manhood is small but I don't care.. I happen to think Wal-Mart IS probably the worst thing to happen to stores..  I LOVE my Vinyl LPs..

I don't ride bikes.. I can't stand coffee so I would NEVER go into a Starbucks..... and as far as walking past a smoker.. I would actually hold my breath if they exhaled just before I got near them... and then make a comment like A-Hole.. or something UNDER my breath as I exhaled.. lol

Yes, I am FAT.. BALD and Single living with BOTH parents in a mobile home..  deal with it.. I have.. ;-)


That was.... interesting.  Thanks?
 
2014-05-10 06:28:55 AM

letrole: Anyone who feigns disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
10. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers


So It's ok to have genuine disgust for that shiat on a stiack? Either way, I'm pregnant

/OK shiat in a cake roll pretending to be bread. Add your own stick.
//You call that cheese? You don't need to vulcanise cheese.
 
2014-05-10 06:31:42 AM

Bob Down: Either way, I'm pregnant


Either way, zero out of ten, thanks fark
 
2014-05-10 09:55:16 AM
I think the wrong one said I hope my parents don't watch this.
 
2014-05-10 12:21:43 PM
Obviously there was health nut bias going on, but at least the chick admitted the fries were good, they are.

It's garbage food but as long as you treat yourself with it it's no big deal. Eating it everyday is probably not a good idea, obviously but Jesus people, just like whisky and a good joint I'm going to occasionally want some food that is equally as bad for me.

Variety is the spice of live and moderation is the key, and by Dog I intend on living.
 
2014-05-10 01:07:18 PM
The brunette took like a baby bite, and wonder's why she didn't taste any meat.
 
2014-05-10 01:21:47 PM

spawn73: I like how the first girl end with explaining she tried anal. (she does, listen to her again. She meant anal.).

Dude seemed like a nice guy.

---

I think its kinda, wrong, since they're all obviously familiar with the concept of fast food.


Change "I never had McDonald's growing up" to "I never gave a blowjob growing up" and listen again. Pure gold.

/and yes, it's anal at the end
 
2014-05-10 07:30:09 PM

Publikwerks: The brunette took like a baby bite, and wonder's why she didn't taste any meat.


She's tasted plenty of meat in her day.
 
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