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(Talking Points Memo)   Today's GOP comparison to Nazis comes from Louis Gohmert. For bonus points he actually says that they are projecting their intolerance upon Christians   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 154
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2014-05-09 02:42:31 PM  
Why is it that those who are intolerant claim that a critique of their intolerance is intolerance HHmmmmm? Hate begets hate.   Askew can Political correctness become yes.   Pointing out someone's intolerance of other cultures is just pointing out someone's intolerance;  nothing more or less,   mean  we  are trying to stop from being.
 
2014-05-09 02:47:12 PM  
now all of a sudden, people like me are considered haters, hate mongers, evil, which really is exactly what we've seen been throughout our history

FTFY Dohmert
 
2014-05-09 02:48:37 PM  
How dare they cast prejudice on his potato.
 
2014-05-09 02:58:05 PM  

Ring of Fire: How dare they cast prejudice on his potato.


At least they left his asparagus alone this time.
 
2014-05-09 03:44:50 PM  
There can be no religious test to hold office, but there sure as hell ought to be a psychiatric one.
 
2014-05-09 05:17:56 PM  
To be perfectly fair to the Honorable Mr. Gohmert, he is absolutely, without exaggeration or equivocation, the downright stupidest member of Congress. He can't help it if he says completely idiotic things, as that's what complete idiots are wont to do.
 
2014-05-09 08:24:13 PM  
Careful, don't step in the Gohmert pile.
 
2014-05-09 08:34:12 PM  
Gohmert is the same assclown who brought up "Terror Babies" right?
 
2014-05-09 08:40:48 PM  
Because gays are totally going around pounding the shiat out of Christians, just like the Brownshirts would do to Jews, gypsies, gays, labor organizers and Marxists.
 
2014-05-09 08:43:30 PM  
I tried to follow the thread of what he was saying, but it was like he was projecting into a funhouse hall of mirrors. I'm pretty sure he divided by zero at least once...
 
2014-05-09 08:44:52 PM  
After thirty years of them and their "Moral Majority" bullsh*t, they should be glad we haven't set them all on fire yet!
 
2014-05-09 08:45:41 PM  
PS:

Remember folks. This is all Gohmert having another brainfart with a bit of Christian Entitlement thrown in.
 
2014-05-09 08:50:33 PM  

TV's Vinnie: PS:

Remember folks. This is all Gohmert having another brainfart with a bit of Christian Entitlement thrown in.


Christian Entitlement is my new favorite term.
 
2014-05-09 08:50:41 PM  
My support of gay rights and my complete disdain for tools like you makes me a Nazi? Then hand me my goddamn armband.
 
2014-05-09 08:51:13 PM  
I bet he sucks a mean Koch......

I've been around long enough to have seen nearly every single person who seems to have such a violent reaction to "the gays" turn out to be a complete closet case.  By that standard, I bet Michelle Bachmann keeps an extra special eye on Marcus when Louis is around.
 
2014-05-09 08:51:22 PM  
Jesus had two dads.
 
2014-05-09 08:51:52 PM  

Heliovdrake: Gohmert is the same assclown who brought up "Terror Babies" right?


Yup, and that was really instrumental in showing what truly terrified people these really are. Then it was Girl Scouts. These farking people are afraid of Girl Scouts.
 
2014-05-09 08:53:02 PM  
You have to wonder why the voters in Gohmert's district keep sending that crazy chucklefark to DC. Do they see him as truly representative of them?
 
2014-05-09 08:57:17 PM  

BKITU: To be perfectly fair to the Honorable Mr. Gohmert, he is absolutely, without exaggeration or equivocation, the downright stupidest member of Congress. He can't help it if he says completely idiotic things, as that's what complete idiots are wont to do.


I don't know, he's got some pretty stiff competition from Rep. Joe 'Wind is a Finite Resource' Barton.
 
2014-05-09 08:59:42 PM  
Yeah, we're real bastards. Advocating for equality before the law and the idea that religious principles shouldn't be conflated with the law.

Just like the Nazis. He's got us there.
 
2014-05-09 09:03:13 PM  
FTA: ... I agree with Moses and Jesus that marriage was a man and a woman, now all of a sudden, people like me are considered haters, hate mongers, evil,...

Just because they say certain things doesn't mean they are a certain way. Don't even forget it. But conservatives, you must understand that is farking confusing. It just is. Now that would be like me, CID, an athiest, walking down the street talking like a fundy. Someone might run up on me saying, "Oh, thank God. Brother, help us! We need spiritual guidance. Help us!" "Oh-hoh! Just because I'm speaking this way does not make me a believer" See what I mean? All right, conservatives, fine. You are not a bigot. But you are using bigots rhetoric."
 
2014-05-09 09:03:20 PM  
Yall sinners is goin ta hail!
 
2014-05-09 09:03:28 PM  
The important thing is that the Republican party took a bold stance against this hated and ignorance and denounced these words...

Right?

Because both sides are bad and such and like as...Right?
 
2014-05-09 09:03:57 PM  
And the book banning. Got.us there too. We actively lead campaignS against books in school libraries that try to normalize the Christian lifestyle by merely mentioning that it exists.

We're a bunch of brown shirt, fascist bastards alright.

Gohmert has keen insight.
 
2014-05-09 09:06:08 PM  
It's a shame that Louis Gohmert's mom's vagina didn't 'shut things down' after that drunken indiscretion with her brother.
 
2014-05-09 09:08:21 PM  
Intolerance will not be tolerated
 
2014-05-09 09:15:30 PM  
rochpikey.files.wordpress.com

Sometimes Gohmert pee red.
 
2014-05-09 09:16:03 PM  
I agree with Moses and Jesus that marriage was a man and a woman, now all of a sudden, people like me are considered haters, hate mongers, evil, which really is exactly what we've seen throughout our history as going back to the days of the Nazi takeover in Europe. What did they do? First, they would call people "haters" and "evil" and build up disdain for those people who held those opinions or religious views or religious heritage. And then the next came, well, those people are so evil and hateful, let's bring every book that they've written or has to do with them and let's start burning the books, because we can't tolerate their intolerance.

I've read this three times, and it still doesn't make the slightest bit of sense. Is it just me, or does this read like it was said by a candidate for a locked ward and a big shot of Thorazine?
 
2014-05-09 09:17:32 PM  

balial: Intolerance will not be tolerated


Intolerance of our intolerace is intolerable.
 
2014-05-09 09:18:42 PM  
I hate people who use hyperbole. They're worst than Hitler.
 
2014-05-09 09:24:25 PM  

maxheck: balial: Intolerance will not be tolerated

Intolerance of our intolerace is intolerable.


I dont get this mindset. I am a hater because I dont like bigots? Does that make sense to anyone? It seems so obvious to me that intolerance shouldnt be tolerated that I cant find a way to explain it. How do you explain the obvious?
 
2014-05-09 09:28:07 PM  

fusillade762: [rochpikey.files.wordpress.com image 600x330]

Sometimes Gohmert pee red.


Hey! And didn't HE (dude in the pic whose name I can't recall) have parents that were the same gender?!

There's your proof right there--it's supposed to be a MAN and a WOMAN, libtards!

/wonder if that movie would still be as funny to me as it was when I was in 7th grade
 
2014-05-09 09:31:52 PM  
Caffeine Induced Diarrhea:

maxheck: balial: Intolerance will not be tolerated

Intolerance of our intolerace is intolerable.

I dont get this mindset. I am a hater because I dont like bigots? Does that make sense to anyone? It seems so obvious to me that intolerance shouldnt be tolerated that I cant find a way to explain it. How do you explain the obvious?


By means of song, of course:

"I hate those who hate the way I hate the homosexuals
through asparagus and spinach and many and other vegetables..."
 
IP
2014-05-09 09:35:47 PM  
That Guy What Stole the Bacon:  At least they left his asparagus alone this time.
 
2014-05-09 09:38:23 PM  
Let's try that again...


"I hate those who hate the way that I hate homosexuals
through asparagus and spinach, and many other vegetables."

maybe a little better
 
2014-05-09 09:48:58 PM  
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"doesn't this moustache look fabulous on me?"
 
2014-05-09 09:53:29 PM  

maxheck: balial: Intolerance will not be tolerated

Intolerance of our intolerace is intolerable.


Those responsible for the sackings have been sacked.
 
2014-05-09 09:55:10 PM  

maxheck: Let's try that again...


"I hate those who hate the way that I hate homosexuals
through asparagus and spinach, and many other vegetables."

maybe a little better


Worst part? I love me some asparagus. Some dumbass from east Texas nearly spoiled that.
 
2014-05-09 10:00:24 PM  
Do you know who is stupider than Gohmert?  The assholes that vote for him.  Who are these cocks?
 
2014-05-09 10:04:49 PM  
Louie Gohmert can get anagrammed into "Hitler Emu Goo"
 
2014-05-09 10:20:58 PM  

LectertheChef: Because gays are totally going around pounding the shiat out of Christians, just like the Brownshirts would do to Jews, gypsies, gays, labor organizers and Marxists.


That's what's upsetting him. He wants some gays to give him a good pounding.
 
2014-05-09 10:25:07 PM  
FTA: ... I agree with Moses and Jesus that marriage was a man and a woman

Sooooo...where did King David and King Solomon get all them concubines, huh?

Or are the ConservaBible people gonna try to handwave that into the nearest memory hole?
 
2014-05-09 10:25:11 PM  
Except for the Jewish thing, the Democrats are almost indistinguishable from Nazis. I mean, there are little differences, like the one leader is friendly to dogs and the other eats them, but strategically and ideologically, first cousins.
 
2014-05-09 10:29:39 PM  
Well, to be fair, Gohmert is retarded.
 
2014-05-09 10:31:00 PM  

Mantour: Jesus had two dads.


OMG.  Mind blown.  Seriously.   Why this wasn't screamingly obvious to me forever ago??  Now I feel like a bigger goober than Goober himself; an ubergoober, if you will.
 
2014-05-09 10:35:17 PM  

TV's Vinnie: After thirty years of them and their "Moral Majority" bullsh*t, they should be glad we haven't set them all on fire yet!


We all made the mistake of considering them Christians just because they claim to be.
I think they're just in it for the tax exemption.
Nothing in their agenda squares with my definition of a true Christian, and I've known quite a few.
 
2014-05-09 10:35:55 PM  
I can imagine this is how it went down:

"shiat, we're on the wrong side of history with this.  Anyway we can switch this around so we can pretend we always supposed to gay rights?"

"No chance, we pretty much screwed the pooch on this one.  We'd need a big retard to even see if we can get this past the media mockery."

"....give it to Gohmert."
 
2014-05-09 10:35:55 PM  

OooShiny: Mantour: Jesus had two dads.

OMG.  Mind blown.  Seriously.   Why this wasn't screamingly obvious to me forever ago??  Now I feel like a bigger goober than Goober himself; an ubergoober, if you will.


That's okay, you're still brighter than a fluent speaker of Potato like Gohmert, who is, in fact, an ubergoobertuber.
 
2014-05-09 10:37:58 PM  

LectertheChef: Because gays are totally going around pounding the shiat out of Christians, just like the Brownshirts would do to Jews, gypsies, gays, labor organizers and Marxists.


In the ass.
 
2014-05-09 10:39:14 PM  

danvon: Well, to be fair, Gohmert is retarded.


Non-neurotypical is the preferred nomclementure.
 
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