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(NYPost)   That's what I love about these sorority girls who get in trouble for making members drink alcohol, lie on the floor, and sizzle like bacon, man. I get older, they stay the same age   (nypost.com) divider line 57
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2014-05-09 02:27:06 PM  
A sorority accused of forcing a member to lie on the floor and "sizzle like bacon," then drink alcohol until she passed out, has been banned from the University of Connecticut.

This sounds less like my pledge period and more like an improvisational acting seminar I took once.
 
2014-05-09 02:29:09 PM  
Strange the concept of hazing is to me.  Humiliated you must be to join us. Understanding of this concept I do not have.
 
2014-05-09 03:03:12 PM  
images.hazeher.com
If you go to this site it is most certainly NSFW
 
2014-05-09 03:35:34 PM  
I guess PiP preempted TTIUWP.  Like when you complain to the server at Shari's that your piece of pie is too small and she gives you an entire coconut cream in the face.
 
2014-05-09 03:39:59 PM  
God i love college sometimes
 
2014-05-09 03:44:13 PM  
KKGs were the snotty stuck up biatch sorority on my campus.  All good looking.  All unattainable, unless you were a star athlete or rich boy.

Except the one who sang in the women's a cappella group (while I was in the men's).  She was pretty cool and normal and a relentless flirt.  Went on to model IIRC.
 
2014-05-09 04:59:01 PM  
That's just not kosher.
 
2014-05-09 05:00:58 PM  
I know that The Patriarchy is to blame for this.  I just haven't figured out how yet.
 
2014-05-09 05:02:36 PM  
Are many people really "forced" to drink?  Usually it seems they're willing participants, at least what I've seen.

/ex-frat star
//no real hazing though
 
2014-05-09 05:02:47 PM  
Sorry, I was distracted by boob grabbing click bate

Here.  Let me save you the effort.

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2014-05-09 05:03:20 PM  
Did any of them look like Parker Posey?  I'm going to assume they all did.
 
2014-05-09 05:08:28 PM  
Alright alright alright.
 
2014-05-09 05:10:54 PM  
Hot
 
2014-05-09 05:13:13 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Did any of them look like Parker Posey?  I'm going to assume they all did.


just because:

www.faygrimfilm.com
 
2014-05-09 05:14:04 PM  
No lingerie-clad pillow fights? No spankings? Huh, I guess those movies I saw weren't documentaries. I has a sad.
 
2014-05-09 05:14:24 PM  
mmmm  Parker Posey
 
2014-05-09 05:14:32 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Fist.  God.  Angry.  Hit.
 
2014-05-09 05:14:46 PM  
Pigs or it didn't happen.

Sorority girls drunk and naked on bacon: I'm all in for the video - "Gamma Girls Grind on Raw Pork Rind"
 
2014-05-09 05:14:59 PM  
I thought we just had a bacon, whiskey thread.
 
2014-05-09 05:22:08 PM  

DrunkenYodaZen: Strange the concept of hazing is to me.  Humiliated you must be to join us. Understanding of this concept I do not have.


It's just like the military. I think it's probably related to Stockholm syndrome; if you want loyal fanatics you have to abuse the shiat out of them first.
 
2014-05-09 05:22:46 PM  
"They took the bar! The whole farking bar!!"
 
2014-05-09 05:28:35 PM  

Prevailing Wind: Sorry, I was distracted by boob grabbing click bate

Here.  Let me save you the effort.

[thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 325x559][thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 348x483][thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 553x552][static3.nydailynews.com image 300x584]


Yeah I followed that one the other day...  The click-bait is strong.  Rebecca Grant jumped a few steps in the GIS world
 
2014-05-09 05:29:03 PM  
quotespics.com
 
2014-05-09 05:31:15 PM  
Good timing, I just taught my class about hazing last night -- specifically that hazing by hazing by chugging ridiculous amounts of water instead of alcohol isn't actually safe.
 
2014-05-09 05:32:59 PM  
img.fark.net

It's like they're not even trying with Penthouse letters anymore.
 
2014-05-09 05:33:51 PM  

Diogenes: KKGs were the snotty stuck up biatch sorority on my campus.  All good looking.  All unattainable, unless you were a star athlete or rich boy.

Except the one who sang in the women's a cappella group (while I was in the men's).  She was pretty cool and normal and a relentless flirt.  Went on to model IIRC.


At my school, the Kappas, the Thetas and the Tri-Delts were that way as a rule; enough of the Kappas liked their drugs (invariably, the ones who had gone to private school), so that broke down some social barriers.
 
2014-05-09 05:39:49 PM  

blatz514: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x398]

Fist.  God.  Angry.  Hit.



Really?  Not to be sharp knee guy, but she's pretty average.  Compliment her dress and buy her a drink.
 
2014-05-09 05:43:50 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: blatz514: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x398]

Fist.  God.  Angry.  Hit.


Really?  Not to be sharp knee guy, but she's pretty average.  Compliment her dress and buy her a drink.


British hot.
 
2014-05-09 05:44:31 PM  
What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, biatch.
 
2014-05-09 05:46:12 PM  

gimmegimme: I know that The Patriarchy is to blame for this.  I just haven't figured out how yet.


I'm guessing because they force women to internalize a self-definition that is subhuman.
Who is doing the same to frat boys is anyone's guess.

*shrugs*
 
2014-05-09 05:47:18 PM  

blatz514: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x398]

Fist.  God.  Angry.  Hit.


You speak Chinese?
 
2014-05-09 05:47:26 PM  

blatz514: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x398]

Fist.  God.  Angry.  Hit.


Face. Buttery. Bag. On. It.

/You sound English.
 
2014-05-09 05:47:29 PM  

blatz514: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x398]

Fist.  God.  Angry.  Hit.


cdn3.whatculture.com
 
2014-05-09 05:48:56 PM  

uncleacid: I thought we just had a bacon, whiskey thread.


Trifecta time!

/Too lazy
//Also at work
///Supposed to be spending half a million dollars right now
//but they'll have to settle for $300k.
/Back off, bossman, I'm on Fark, dangit.
 
2014-05-09 05:55:07 PM  

Wangiss: uncleacid: I thought we just had a bacon, whiskey thread.

Trifecta time!

/Too lazy
//Also at work
///Supposed to be spending half a million dollars right now
//but they'll have to settle for $300k.
/Back off, bossman, I'm on Fark, dangit.


can I interest you in some golf clubs for 200k?
 
2014-05-09 06:11:54 PM  

doofusss: Wangiss: uncleacid: I thought we just had a bacon, whiskey thread.

Trifecta time!

/Too lazy
//Also at work
///Supposed to be spending half a million dollars right now
//but they'll have to settle for $300k.
/Back off, bossman, I'm on Fark, dangit.

can I interest you in some golf clubs for 200k?


LOL nice. We're less than a mile from the course, but I've only been once. They trust me enough to touch the money, but only if I only keep my salary. Anyway, if I embezzle $200k or make that much through my side business (I'm getting there!) I'm going to buy land in Washington State and live on a hobby farm. My wife wants to live in Sequim, but I want to go to Clark County. That's diametric opposite Washington, but I still think we're compatible.
 
2014-05-09 06:12:10 PM  

blatz514: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x398]

Fist.  God.  Angry.  Hit.


img.fark.net

Made me think of:

img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-09 06:13:14 PM  

DrunkenYodaZen: Strange the concept of hazing is to me.  Humiliated you must be to join us. Understanding of this concept I do not have.


The best way to ensure loyalty (read: "lie for me") is for everyone in the club to have black-mail material on everyone else. How else could the evil farks who rule the world ever get so much accomplished otherwise?

After all, there's only so many people who can be "suicided" before everyone starts to notice.
 
2014-05-09 06:13:34 PM  
Hell yeah Delta Fu!
 
2014-05-09 06:16:10 PM  

DrunkenYodaZen: Strange the concept of hazing is to me.  Humiliated you must be to join us. Understanding of this concept I do not have.


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-05-09 06:25:37 PM  
cdn.ph.upi.com
"It's TEXAS", they said. "There's LOTS of pretty girls", they said. "Why do you keep on with these high-schoolers", they said.
 
2014-05-09 06:41:41 PM  

Diogenes: KKGs were the snotty stuck up biatch sorority on my campus.  All good looking.  All unattainable, unless you were a star athlete or rich boy.

Except the one who sang in the women's a cappella group (while I was in the men's).  She was pretty cool and normal and a relentless flirt.  Went on to model IIRC.


SMU Sorority biatch?

/obscure?
//my University Park lawn, kindly remove yourself therefrom
 
2014-05-09 06:41:53 PM  

Wangiss: doofusss: Wangiss: uncleacid: I thought we just had a bacon, whiskey thread.

Trifecta time!

/Too lazy
//Also at work
///Supposed to be spending half a million dollars right now
//but they'll have to settle for $300k.
/Back off, bossman, I'm on Fark, dangit.

can I interest you in some golf clubs for 200k?

LOL nice. We're less than a mile from the course, but I've only been once. They trust me enough to touch the money, but only if I only keep my salary. Anyway, if I embezzle $200k or make that much through my side business (I'm getting there!) I'm going to buy land in Washington State and live on a hobby farm. My wife wants to live in Sequim, but I want to go to Clark County. That's diametric opposite Washington, but I still think we're compatible.


Sequim is definitely diametric opposite Washington except for the lavender festival,
I suggest a golf outing on mothers day followed by a steak and a bj, this would be the
once a month minimum required subsidy for Sequim residency

the clubs are nice, would deliver and throw in some shagged balls  - 125k?
 
2014-05-09 06:45:49 PM  
Thank you sir may I have another?

static2.businessinsider.com

/sitting like bacon?
 
2014-05-09 06:46:31 PM  
Sorority banned for hazing straight out of 'Dazed and Confused'


could be worse, could be hazing straight outta compton
 
2014-05-09 06:49:34 PM  
blatz514:
img.fark.net
Fist.  God.  Angry.  Hit.


wait?  the society of automotive engineers has a sorority?
 
2014-05-09 06:50:09 PM  
doofusss:

can I interest you in some golf clubs for 200k?

LOL nice. We're less than a mile from the course, but I've only been once. They trust me enough to touch the money, but only if I only keep my salary. Anyway, if I embezzle $200k or make that much through my side business (I'm getting there!) I'm going to buy land in Washington State and live on a hobby farm. My wife wants to live in Sequim, but I want to go to Clark County. That's diametric opposite Washington, but I still think we're compatible.

Sequim is definitely diametric opposite Washington except for the lavender festival,
I suggest a golf outing on mothers day followed by a steak and a bj, this would be the
once a month minimum required subsidy for Sequim residency

the clubs are nice, would deliver and throw in some shagged balls  - 125k?


Alas, the negotiations with my wife are more about how many minutes she can watch the kids before she holds them for ransom versus how fast I can drive home from the day job without getting ticketed. So far her adrenal treatments are costing about $80/day and the majority of my sanity. But I'm still good with numbers.

Give 'em up for $111k and we have a deal. They come with the harem to take over for my wife's cooking and beejing, right? 'Cause that ain't happenin'.

Looking to hit that lavender festival next year. It's "the thing" in Sequim, apparently. Like tomatoes and underwater mortgages in my hometown of Sacramento.
 
2014-05-09 06:53:58 PM  

DrunkenYodaZen: Strange the concept of hazing is to me.  Humiliated you must be to join us. Understanding of this concept I do not have.


Awesome. I like you.
 
2014-05-09 07:38:25 PM  
It makes sense. All those eggs means you need some bacon.
 
2014-05-09 07:38:41 PM  
I once had a sorority girl humiliate me by pushing my member on the floor. Well, it was a dominatrix dressed in a cheerleader uniform but it's almost the same thing!
 
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