impaler: Typical advertisement pretending to be a "look how interesting this product is" article.You're not fooling me, subby. I'm not buying your Brimstone.
4tehsnowflakes: Must the crusaders name our arrows after God's own bolts? What's next, a nuke called "Vengeance is Mine"?
naughtyrev: Man that would be traumatic. Just riding along shotgun and BAM! driver splattered all over you.
cretinbob: Yeah, somehow I dio't think the passenger is actually going to be unharmed.
The Stealth Hippopotamus: great so we'll spend a few billion dollars to kill someone it will cost damn near nothing to replace.
naughtyrev: BAM! driver splattered all over you.
Snarfangel: naughtyrev: Man that would be traumatic. Just riding along shotgun and BAM! driver splattered all over you.Sounds like a good premise for a Tide™ commercial.
make me some tea: Our thoughts and prayers are with those multitude of pickup trucks who sacrificed their lives for our freedom.
naughtyrev: Man that would be traumatic. Just riding along shotgun and BAM! driver Marvin splattered all over you.
0MGWTFBBQ: So, if I am going 71 mph, I'm safe, right?
Ed Grubermann: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 313x435]That's a lot of money wasted when you only have o shoot them in the eyes.
Marcus Aurelius: Yay, death!
jigger: And it's a bargain at only $160,000 a pop.
Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: The problem with the War on Terror, up to now, has been the technical advantage of the goat herders. Surely this new piece of technology will turn the tide.
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