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(The Atlantic)   Dude. Duuuuuude. You don't need Hillary and you don't need Lizzie Warren. Yeah, they're biatchin' but c'mon. Uncle Joe can do what they do, do it better, AND get you backstage with Foghat   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Uncle Joe, Biden, humans, Democrats, Madeleine Albright, Brent Scowcroft, Thomas Hobbes, John McCain  
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2014-05-09 02:07:24 PM  
2 votes:
I would take Biden over Warren or Hillary in a heartbeat.
2014-05-09 05:13:23 PM  
1 vote:

Corvus: Dr Dreidel: // Feingold/Warren 2016
// or maybe Dean/Warren (or Warren/Dean; either way works) 2016

Ah Dean. Talk about a great candidate that got a farked up deal.

I can't believe that his star was shot down by footage of him being excited at a rally.

I mean, it was a bit embarrassing, but as bad as "binders of women" or the 47% thing? Or half the shiat Dubya did while in office?

I'd love to see Howard Dean run.
2014-05-09 04:56:34 PM  
1 vote:
Bush. Clinton. Bush. some other guy. Clinton.


I'm against Hillary just on general principle that we can't have 2 families being that powerful for close to 40 years.
2014-05-09 04:53:03 PM  
1 vote:
I'd love Warren, but she isn't running (she's annoyed when people ask) I doubt she could get much passed in this climate.

I'd also prefer Joe over Hillary.  Biden's been the deal broker of this presidency.  Whatever's gotten done in this administration has been because he's well-liked in the Senate, or because he's "gaffed" and said something sincere.
2014-05-09 04:46:50 PM  
1 vote:

theknuckler_33: I like Joe, but he's way too old.

A very reasonable point.  He's five years older than Hillary, for example.
2014-05-09 04:41:19 PM  
1 vote:
My vote is going to whichever Dem candidate chooses Warren as VP.

/oh please please please
2014-05-09 04:40:52 PM  
1 vote:
I like Joe, but he's way too old.
2014-05-09 04:34:39 PM  
1 vote:
It would be nice if a liberal ran for president. I can dream.
2014-05-09 04:30:22 PM  
1 vote:

AspectRatio: Biden/Clinton 2016.

That would be beautiful.

Hillary will never take the second slot on the ticket, no matter who is the Presidential nominee.
2014-05-09 04:29:25 PM  
1 vote:
Foghat  rules!
2014-05-09 04:28:39 PM  
1 vote:
Biden/Clinton 2016.

That would be beautiful.
2014-05-09 04:25:06 PM  
1 vote:
I like Biden as "Uncle Joe the Veep" but don't really want him in the big job.  I don't trust his instincts on foreign policy, which is supposedly his strength (he was apparently against the Osama Bin Laden takedown mission in Pakistan, for instance, and his idea of breaking up Iraq into five different countries, while having a certain logic behind it, was impractical to say the least in the real world), and he's firmly in the cartoony version of a "gun grabber" on his overly pro-gun control stance (which is electoral poison in lots of purple states, not to mention red ones).

I don't really want Hillary either, but her great performance as Secretary of State has softened my circa 2008 dislike of her.  I wish she was still Secretary of State; she was better than Kerry by a long shot.
2014-05-09 04:20:54 PM  
1 vote:

The Bestest: mrshowrules: I would take Biden over Warren or Hillary in a heartbeat.

What do you have against Warren?

They could be legitimately pro-biden?  The guy's clever enough to completely take-down ignoramuses like Palin or rudimentary pseudo-intellectual blowhards like Ryan in a debate*.

*this was literally the only thing I could think of specifically to praise about Biden.   I think I need to read up.
2014-05-09 04:14:23 PM  
1 vote:
because of the demographics and the fact that republicans are insane he'd win against whoever their nominee is going to be but I don't see him capturing the imagination of the primary voters.
2014-05-09 04:04:34 PM  
1 vote:
subby you're making Joe Biden sound like Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused
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