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(The Atlantic)   Dude. Duuuuuude. You don't need Hillary and you don't need Lizzie Warren. Yeah, they're biatchin' but c'mon. Uncle Joe can do what they do, do it better, AND get you backstage with Foghat   (theatlantic.com) divider line 101
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2014-05-09 02:07:24 PM  
I would take Biden over Warren or Hillary in a heartbeat.
 
2014-05-09 04:04:34 PM  
subby you're making Joe Biden sound like Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused
 
2014-05-09 04:13:33 PM  

mrshowrules: I would take Biden over Warren or Hillary in a heartbeat.


Too bad. You'll get Harper and like it!
 
2014-05-09 04:14:23 PM  
because of the demographics and the fact that republicans are insane he'd win against whoever their nominee is going to be but I don't see him capturing the imagination of the primary voters.
 
2014-05-09 04:16:49 PM  

mrshowrules: I would take Biden over Warren or Hillary in a heartbeat.


What do you have against Warren?
 
2014-05-09 04:16:54 PM  
It's gonna be Hillary

www.slate.com
 
2014-05-09 04:17:05 PM  
I saw Foghat and Triumph in Pittsburgh in '83.  It was farking awesome.
 
2014-05-09 04:17:18 PM  

Headso: because of the demographics and the fact that republicans are insane he'd win against whoever their nominee is going to be but I don't see him capturing the imagination of the primary voters.


Aw, that's not fair.  There's a sane Republican presidential hopeful out there.

Like...um...that white guy?
 
2014-05-09 04:17:25 PM  

Headso: because of the demographics and the fact that republicans are insane he'd win against whoever their nominee is going to be but I don't see him capturing the imagination of the primary voters.


He would if he'd throw empty and crushed Icehouse cans at his debate opponents on live TV.
 
2014-05-09 04:20:13 PM  
images.tvrage.com

Ok. Now that I've RTFA, I'm really feeling old.
 
2014-05-09 04:20:54 PM  

The Bestest: mrshowrules: I would take Biden over Warren or Hillary in a heartbeat.

What do you have against Warren?


They could be legitimately pro-biden?  The guy's clever enough to completely take-down ignoramuses like Palin or rudimentary pseudo-intellectual blowhards like Ryan in a debate*.

*this was literally the only thing I could think of specifically to praise about Biden.   I think I need to read up.
 
2014-05-09 04:22:36 PM  

ikanreed: The Bestest: mrshowrules: I would take Biden over Warren or Hillary in a heartbeat.

What do you have against Warren?

They could be legitimately pro-biden?  The guy's clever enough to completely take-down ignoramuses like Palin or rudimentary pseudo-intellectual blowhards like Ryan in a debate*.

*this was literally the only thing I could think of specifically to praise about Biden.   I think I need to read up.


He pushed the President to act on gay rights. Pretty decent progressive cred.
 
2014-05-09 04:22:56 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: I saw Foghat and Triumph in Pittsburgh in '83.  It was farking awesome.


My first concert was Foghat and some other midpacker. Black Oak Arkansas? And I shiat you not, I'm so old I've forgotten the year. Early to mid-70s.
 
2014-05-09 04:25:04 PM  
Joe Biden is an old school drug warrior who I will never vote for. Anyone dumb enough to support the war on some drugs, is not someone that I will vote for.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/11/joe-biden-drug-war_n_227970 2. html
 
2014-05-09 04:25:06 PM  
I like Biden as "Uncle Joe the Veep" but don't really want him in the big job.  I don't trust his instincts on foreign policy, which is supposedly his strength (he was apparently against the Osama Bin Laden takedown mission in Pakistan, for instance, and his idea of breaking up Iraq into five different countries, while having a certain logic behind it, was impractical to say the least in the real world), and he's firmly in the cartoony version of a "gun grabber" on his overly pro-gun control stance (which is electoral poison in lots of purple states, not to mention red ones).

I don't really want Hillary either, but her great performance as Secretary of State has softened my circa 2008 dislike of her.  I wish she was still Secretary of State; she was better than Kerry by a long shot.
 
2014-05-09 04:25:30 PM  

gimmegimme: Headso: because of the demographics and the fact that republicans are insane he'd win against whoever their nominee is going to be but I don't see him capturing the imagination of the primary voters.

Aw, that's not fair.  There's a sane Republican presidential hopeful out there.

Like...um...that white guy?


generic republican is going to nab the nomination this time!
 
2014-05-09 04:27:20 PM  

The Bestest: What do you have against Warren?


I like Warren, but I think she would rile the imagination of the Republican base more than any other possible candidate. I know a handful of moderate Republicans/conservatives, and not a single one of them give a flying fark about Benghazi or any of the supposed skeletons in the Clinton closet, so that card being played again and again in the event of a Hillary nomination doesn't worry me one bit.

Warren though, being more left on fiscal issues than any other  major player in the fold, including the Muslim Socialist Kenyan guy she'd replace? Fireworks a plenty.
 
2014-05-09 04:28:02 PM  
I wouldn't vote for Joe until subby said, "Foghat".

I'm aboard now!
 
2014-05-09 04:28:39 PM  
Biden/Clinton 2016.

That would be beautiful.
 
2014-05-09 04:29:25 PM  
Foghat  rules!
 
2014-05-09 04:30:22 PM  

AspectRatio: Biden/Clinton 2016.

That would be beautiful.


Hillary will never take the second slot on the ticket, no matter who is the Presidential nominee.
 
2014-05-09 04:31:01 PM  

AspectRatio: Biden/Clinton 2016.

That would be beautiful.


I couldn't see Hillary accepting a veep nod at this point in her life.. especially not to Biden.
 
2014-05-09 04:32:29 PM  

Geotpf: AspectRatio: Biden/Clinton 2016.

That would be beautiful.

Hillary will never take the second slot on the ticket, no matter who is the Presidential nominee.


Hey I'm not saying it's likely, but it would be beautiful, if only to witness the derpstorm to end all derpstorms.
 
2014-05-09 04:33:18 PM  

mrshowrules: I would take Biden over Warren or Hillary in a heartbeat.


That surprises me. Why is that?
 
2014-05-09 04:34:39 PM  
It would be nice if a liberal ran for president. I can dream.
 
2014-05-09 04:38:44 PM  

Killer Cars: I like Warren, but I think she would rile the imagination of the Republican base more than any other possible candidate.


I think those people aren't going to vote for her anyway and will get riled up no matter who is the candidate. What is more important is have someone that will get Democrats out to vote for.

I do think it would be better if warren had more experience. I think Obama would have been a better president if he has more experience on how to twist people's arms. Clinton and Biden I think have that experience but Warren I am nervous might get in over her head. Would love to see her run on the next election cycle.
 
2014-05-09 04:39:40 PM  
If he campaigned, would he pull the Democrats leftward?  I'm not convinced he could beat Hillary, but if he at least nudged her in a more liberal direction then I'd go for it.
 
2014-05-09 04:40:52 PM  
I like Joe, but he's way too old.
 
2014-05-09 04:41:05 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: If he campaigned, would he pull the Democrats leftward?  I'm not convinced he could beat Hillary, but if he at least nudged her in a more liberal direction then I'd go for it.


He's a drug warrior, I fail so see how he's liberal.
 
2014-05-09 04:41:19 PM  
My vote is going to whichever Dem candidate chooses Warren as VP.

/oh please please please
 
2014-05-09 04:43:40 PM  

TheJoe03: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: If he campaigned, would he pull the Democrats leftward?  I'm not convinced he could beat Hillary, but if he at least nudged her in a more liberal direction then I'd go for it.

He's a drug warrior, I fail so see how he's liberal.


He's also a bit of a corporatist. I consider Biden more fiscally to the right than Obama.
 
2014-05-09 04:46:50 PM  

theknuckler_33: I like Joe, but he's way too old.


A very reasonable point.  He's five years older than Hillary, for example.
 
2014-05-09 04:48:35 PM  

The Bestest: mrshowrules: I would take Biden over Warren or Hillary in a heartbeat.

What do you have against Warren?


"Cherry Pie" was insanely sexist.
 
2014-05-09 04:48:40 PM  

El Morro: My vote is going to whichever Dem candidate chooses Warren as VP.

/oh please please please


I like Warren, but I can't see her doing nearly as much good as where she is now.  Right now she's in a position to put forth legislation and actually affect change.  The veep position really doesn't get to do the kinds of things she could actually accomplish in the Senate.
 
2014-05-09 04:50:24 PM  
Why the hell would I want Joe Biden in office? He's been the Vice President during a consistently impotent and liberty-crushing Presidency.  As much as I hate Hillary, at least she was part of an overall positive administration
 
2014-05-09 04:53:03 PM  
I'd love Warren, but she isn't running (she's annoyed when people ask) I doubt she could get much passed in this climate.

I'd also prefer Joe over Hillary.  Biden's been the deal broker of this presidency.  Whatever's gotten done in this administration has been because he's well-liked in the Senate, or because he's "gaffed" and said something sincere.
 
2014-05-09 04:53:23 PM  

OutsmartBullet: impotent and liberty-crushing


Pick one.
 
2014-05-09 04:53:28 PM  

OutsmartBullet: Why the hell would I want Joe Biden in office? He's been the Vice President during a consistently impotent and liberty-crushing Presidency.  As much as I hate Hillary, at least she was part of an overall positive administration


Honest question... among all of the viable candidates (on either side) in 2008 and 2012, whose administration do you believe would have been less "liberty crushing" than the current?
 
2014-05-09 04:53:53 PM  

OutsmartBullet: Why the hell would I want Joe Biden in office?


Pontiac will come back in business, but only to sell the1981 Pontiac Trans Am
 
2014-05-09 04:54:05 PM  
liberty-crushing

LOL
 
2014-05-09 04:54:23 PM  

Communist_Manifesto: Joe Biden is an old school drug warrior who I will never vote for. Anyone dumb enough to support the war on some drugs, is not someone that I will vote for.


That's a shame.  I wonder if he'll have moved any after 8 years.
 
2014-05-09 04:56:17 PM  
Foghat ain't Foghat without Lonesome Dave.
 
2014-05-09 04:56:25 PM  
Clinton, Biden, Warren, Richardson, Cuomo, O'Malley, Warner... any and all of them would make excellent presidents, with demonstrated experience, gravitas and moral stature incumbent in a POTUS. I can think of half a dozen more Democrats who already have achieved or or on the brink of achieving the background necessary for the job. On the Republican side, there's... uh... well, there's always.... um... Huntsman I guess.... or maybe... Jeb seems OK...

I'll get back to you on that one.
 
2014-05-09 04:56:34 PM  
Bush. Clinton. Bush. some other guy. Clinton.

NO FARKING WAY.

I'm against Hillary just on general principle that we can't have 2 families being that powerful for close to 40 years.
 
2014-05-09 04:56:35 PM  

msqualia: Communist_Manifesto: Joe Biden is an old school drug warrior who I will never vote for. Anyone dumb enough to support the war on some drugs, is not someone that I will vote for.

That's a shame.  I wonder if he'll have moved any after 8 years.


Unfortunately I highly doubt. The guy is pretty dedicated to making harsher drug laws. He wrote the legislation to create the "drug czar" ffs.

http://www.ontheissues.org/2012/Joe_Biden_Drugs.htm
 
2014-05-09 04:57:09 PM  

charlesmartel11235: subby you're making Joe Biden sound like Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused


And considering he is one of the Drug War's last remaining warriors, it really doesn't make much sense.
 
2014-05-09 04:57:58 PM  

Tax Boy: Bush. Clinton. Bush. some other guy. Clinton.

NO FARKING WAY.

I'm against Hillary just on general principle that we can't have 2 families being that powerful for close to 40 years.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-09 04:58:02 PM  

Communist_Manifesto: msqualia: Communist_Manifesto: Joe Biden is an old school drug warrior who I will never vote for. Anyone dumb enough to support the war on some drugs, is not someone that I will vote for.

That's a shame.  I wonder if he'll have moved any after 8 years.

Unfortunately I highly doubt it. The guy is pretty dedicated to making harsher drug laws. He wrote the legislation to create the "drug czar" ffs.

http://www.ontheissues.org/2012/Joe_Biden_Drugs.htm


ftfm
 
2014-05-09 04:58:21 PM  

Tax Boy: Bush. Clinton. Bush. some other guy. Clinton.

NO FARKING WAY.

I'm against Hillary just on general principle that we can't have 2 families being that powerful for close to 40 years.


Well, the GOP is thinking about offering you another option.  His name's Bush, might be you're familiar with him.
 
2014-05-09 04:59:22 PM  

Communist_Manifesto: Joe Biden is an old school drug warrior who I will never vote for. Anyone dumb enough to support the war on some drugs, is not someone that I will vote for.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/11/joe-biden-drug-war_n_227970 2. html


The info in that article was mostly 4+ years old, and much of the rest was speculation. While Biden absolutely is right of many people these days - most of whom support medical legalization, if not total - I think his current position ("let the states that have legalized it alone") is not horrible, and I bet for a 2016 campaign, we'd see further "evolution" of his stance.

// Feingold/Warren 2016
// or maybe Dean/Warren (or Warren/Dean; either way works) 2016
 
2014-05-09 05:00:24 PM  

Tax Boy: Bush. Clinton. Bush. some other guy. Clinton.

NO FARKING WAY.

I'm against Hillary just on general principle that we can't have 2 families being that powerful for close to 40 years.


Why exactly?

If they are the candidates we want. Shouldn't we be free to elect them?

How do you think Bush being in office somehow makes it so that we shouldn't elect a Clinton exactly?
 
2014-05-09 05:02:33 PM  
I thought he was coolin' his heels down ol' Mexico way.

/The Onion's take on Joe Biden is just the right kind of absurd
 
2014-05-09 05:02:40 PM  

Dr Dreidel: // Feingold/Warren 2016
// or maybe Dean/Warren (or Warren/Dean; either way works) 2016


Ah Dean. Talk about a great candidate that got a farked up deal.
 
2014-05-09 05:03:48 PM  

Tax Boy: Bush. Clinton. Bush. some other guy. Clinton.

NO FARKING WAY.

I'm against Hillary just on general principle that we can't have 2 families being that powerful for close to 40 years.


Joke's on you then, considering right now it looks like Jeb Bush is quite likely to be her opponent in the general.
 
2014-05-09 05:04:17 PM  
Old man, old women... What's the difference? Either way, it's going to be a better choice than this-
www.decodedscience.com
 
2014-05-09 05:06:59 PM  

bwilson27: Old man, old women... What's the difference? Either way, it's going to be a better choice than this-
[www.decodedscience.com image 570x238]


The 2016 group for the Republicans should be just as ridiculous.
 
2014-05-09 05:07:17 PM  

bwilson27: Old man, old women... What's the difference? Either way, it's going to be a better choice than this-
[www.decodedscience.com image 570x238]


No way man.. oh wait, you mean for President? Yeah.

For comedic value? I can hardly fathom anything topping that lineup.
 
2014-05-09 05:07:55 PM  
What about Schweitzer?  No buzz about him lately?  I guess he's losing the "netroots" phase of the campaign, whatever that's worth (nothing).
 
2014-05-09 05:08:03 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Communist_Manifesto: Joe Biden is an old school drug warrior who I will never vote for. Anyone dumb enough to support the war on some drugs, is not someone that I will vote for.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/11/joe-biden-drug-war_n_227970 2. html

The info in that article was mostly 4+ years old, and much of the rest was speculation. While Biden absolutely is right of many people these days - most of whom support medical legalization, if not total - I think his current position ("let the states that have legalized it alone") is not horrible, and I bet for a 2016 campaign, we'd see further "evolution" of his stance.

// Feingold/Warren 2016
// or maybe Dean/Warren (or Warren/Dean; either way works) 2016


Here is some from 2014 http://time.com/5330/marijuana-legalization-joe-biden-pot/  Unless he comes out and says he has changed and marijuana is not a gateway drug, he reverses his stance that ecstasy is the worst thing ever and other things I stand by my statement that he is a drug warrior and he would act as one as president.
 
2014-05-09 05:12:21 PM  

Communist_Manifesto: Dr Dreidel: Communist_Manifesto: Joe Biden is an old school drug warrior who I will never vote for. Anyone dumb enough to support the war on some drugs, is not someone that I will vote for.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/11/joe-biden-drug-war_n_227970 2. html

The info in that article was mostly 4+ years old, and much of the rest was speculation. While Biden absolutely is right of many people these days - most of whom support medical legalization, if not total - I think his current position ("let the states that have legalized it alone") is not horrible, and I bet for a 2016 campaign, we'd see further "evolution" of his stance.

// Feingold/Warren 2016
// or maybe Dean/Warren (or Warren/Dean; either way works) 2016

Here is some from 2014 http://time.com/5330/marijuana-legalization-joe-biden-pot/  Unless he comes out and says he has changed and marijuana is not a gateway drug, he reverses his stance that ecstasy is the worst thing ever and other things I stand by my statement that he is a drug warrior and he would act as one as president.


he's certainly not going to help the situation that's for sure
 
2014-05-09 05:13:23 PM  

Corvus: Dr Dreidel: // Feingold/Warren 2016
// or maybe Dean/Warren (or Warren/Dean; either way works) 2016

Ah Dean. Talk about a great candidate that got a farked up deal.


I can't believe that his star was shot down by footage of him being excited at a rally.

I mean, it was a bit embarrassing, but as bad as "binders of women" or the 47% thing? Or half the shiat Dubya did while in office?

I'd love to see Howard Dean run.
 
2014-05-09 05:15:03 PM  
I would love to see 16 years of Vice President Joe Biden.
 
2014-05-09 05:15:57 PM  

Communist_Manifesto: Unless he comes out and says he has changed and marijuana is not a gateway drug, he reverses his stance that ecstasy is the worst thing ever and other things I stand by my statement that he is a drug warrior and he would act as one as president.


"I think the idea of focusing significant resources on interdicting or convicting people for smoking marijuana is a waste of our resources..."

Yeah, these days - total Anslinger, that one.

He's not going to roast a bone with you in the Trans-Am, but the idea that Biden's opinion would be unchanged from the mid-80s, especially given the political sea-change in just the last 2 years, is to my thinking incorrect. I doubt he'd ever apologize for his previous role, or for the legislation he introduced. I doubt he'll deliver a Wright-esque speech outlining exactly the history of his views on pot. I feel like he's behind the curve on legalization, and clinging to some outdated, bad ideas ("gateway drug" being numero the first-o).

I do believe he's not a blinkered idiot, and knows how to read the trend.
 
2014-05-09 05:16:29 PM  

TwoBeersOneCan: I would love to see 16 years of Vice President Joe Biden.


THIS I wouldn't mind
 
2014-05-09 05:18:17 PM  

TwoBeersOneCan: I would love to see 16 years of Vice President Joe Biden.


make it so number 2
 
2014-05-09 05:18:38 PM  

ExcedrinHeadache: I can't believe that his star was shot down by footage of him being excited at a rally.


...by the LIBERAL media, no less.
 
2014-05-09 05:19:17 PM  
Madam President.  Get used to seeing that.
 
2014-05-09 05:20:55 PM  

OutsmartBullet: Why the hell would I want Joe Biden in office? He's been the Vice President during a consistently impotent and liberty-crushing Presidency.  As much as I hate Hillary, at least she was part of an overall positive administration


They were part of the same administration.
 
2014-05-09 05:24:57 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Communist_Manifesto: Unless he comes out and says he has changed and marijuana is not a gateway drug, he reverses his stance that ecstasy is the worst thing ever and other things I stand by my statement that he is a drug warrior and he would act as one as president.

"I think the idea of focusing significant resources on interdicting or convicting people for smoking marijuana is a waste of our resources..."

Yeah, these days - total Anslinger, that one.

He's not going to roast a bone with you in the Trans-Am, but the idea that Biden's opinion would be unchanged from the mid-80s, especially given the political sea-change in just the last 2 years, is to my thinking incorrect. I doubt he'd ever apologize for his previous role, or for the legislation he introduced. I doubt he'll deliver a Wright-esque speech outlining exactly the history of his views on pot. I feel like he's behind the curve on legalization, and clinging to some outdated, bad ideas ("gateway drug" being numero the first-o).

I do believe he's not a blinkered idiot, and knows how to read the trend.


Well then he's a man who doesn't stick to his convictions and can't be trusted to lead :)

I doubt either of us is going to change the others mind on this one. You're saying that he ain't all bad, and he has somewhat softened on using a large portion of resources towards interdicting marijuana which is true, but the man has made a career out of increasing drug penalties when he had the chance and I don't think it would change. At best he would merely tolerate things like legalization in WA and CO and that's not what I want in my elected officials anymore. I want people who make rational decisions, not people who make decisions because they're politically palatable. I also realize that I have pretty much ruled out voting for anyone again ever. fark.
 
2014-05-09 05:27:15 PM  
It's interesting that no one here is discussing the main point of the article.  Bill was a hawk and wanted to overthrow Saddam in 1998.  Hillary voted for the Iraq War and seemed to support it throughout the course of the war.  The dove side of the Democrats seems to be limited to Biden and Biden alone.  You'd think the people who went apeshiat over Iraq would be running towards any non-Clinton candidate like they did in 2008.

/This post does not condone or condemn the Iraq War or the foriegn policy positions of doves or hawks
 
2014-05-09 05:31:13 PM  
Did anyone actually listen to him during the debates in 2008?

Look, I think the Biden-Onion-80's-Fonz caricature of him is hilarious but people need to realize it was a joke and has no bearing whatsoever on who is or what his positions are. He came across as a complete corporatist sleezeball during that election season. He is not "Uncle Joe" as much as you would like him to be.
 
2014-05-09 05:35:47 PM  

OutsmartBullet: He's been the Vice President during a consistently impotent and liberty-crushing Presidency.


If you're not trolling, I bet you didn't think we would catch that.
If you are trolling?  Keep on keepin' on, loser.
 
2014-05-09 05:37:21 PM  

Communist_Manifesto: Well then he's a man who doesn't stick to his convictions and can't be trusted to lead :)

I doubt either of us is going to change the others mind on this one. You're saying that he ain't all bad, and he has somewhat softened on using a large portion of resources towards interdicting marijuana which is true, but the man has made a career out of increasing drug penalties when he had the chance and I don't think it would change. At best he would merely tolerate things like legalization in WA and CO and that's not what I want in my elected officials anymore. I want people who make rational decisions, not people who make decisions because they're politically palatable. I also realize that I have pretty much ruled out voting for anyone again ever. fark.


"Rationality" implies the ability to read the tea leaves - if The People want mandatory life in jail for smoking a joint, it's rational to support that effort (if you want to get elected). It's not 100% squishy - I probably couldn't bring myself to vote for, say, a candidate who once supported torturing terror suspects.

But as you say, it does look like we've hit the inflection point of the argument.

// and that cynicism about having basically ruled out voting for anyone - that's why I don't let the good be the enemy of the perfect
// if it comes down to something like Biden (anti-pot; pro-basically everything else I like) vs RANDPAUL (pro-pot; anti-basically everything else I like), I'd vote Biden every time
 
2014-05-09 05:39:10 PM  

llortcM_yllort: It's interesting that no one here is discussing the main point of the article.  Bill was a hawk and wanted to overthrow Saddam in 1998.  Hillary voted for the Iraq War and seemed to support it throughout the course of the war.  The dove side of the Democrats seems to be limited to Biden and Biden alone.  You'd think the people who went apeshiat over Iraq would be running towards any non-Clinton candidate like they did in 2008.

/This post does not condone or condemn the Iraq War or the foriegn policy positions of doves or hawks


A completely reasonable post.  I strongly disliked the Iraq War.
 
2014-05-09 05:41:27 PM  

llortcM_yllort: It's interesting that no one here is discussing the main point of the article.  Bill was a hawk and wanted to overthrow Saddam in 1998.  Hillary voted for the Iraq War and seemed to support it throughout the course of the war.  The dove side of the Democrats seems to be limited to Biden and Biden alone.  You'd think the people who went apeshiat over Iraq would be running towards any non-Clinton candidate like they did in 2008.

/This post does not condone or condemn the Iraq War or the foriegn policy positions of doves or hawks


I'm a fiscal and social liberal, but I'm just about imperial when it comes to foreign policy. While I wouldn't mind 8 more years of Veep Joe, I don't want him as Prez. I don't want him driving foreign or fiscal policy.

/was for the Iraq War, but think the Bush administration bungled the execution horribly and could've come up with a much better lie for the justification
 
2014-05-09 05:42:19 PM  

The Bestest: TwoBeersOneCan: I would love to see 16 years of Vice President Joe Biden.

THIS I wouldn't mind


Can we get a Sanders/Biden White House? That idea seems more and more appealing every day.
 
2014-05-09 05:49:15 PM  

The Bestest: OutsmartBullet: Why the hell would I want Joe Biden in office? He's been the Vice President during a consistently impotent and liberty-crushing Presidency.  As much as I hate Hillary, at least she was part of an overall positive administration

Honest question... among all of the viable candidates (on either side) in 2008 and 2012, whose administration do you believe would have been less "liberty crushing" than the current?


Honest answer, every Presidential election I've been old enough to think about has looked a whole lot like a carefully orchestrated sham of pre-selected, nearly identical candidates
 
2014-05-09 05:49:15 PM  
I like Biden but his odds of winning are worse. Same goes for Warren, she's not very good at salesmanship. Clinton's good, and Clinton can win. And I happen to be an interventionist too.
 
2014-05-09 05:53:34 PM  

UncomfortableSilence: El Morro: My vote is going to whichever Dem candidate chooses Warren as VP.

/oh please please please

I like Warren, but I can't see her doing nearly as much good as where she is now.  Right now she's in a position to put forth legislation and actually affect change.  The veep position really doesn't get to do the kinds of things she could actually accomplish in the Senate.


I can see that, but I'm thinking that she wouldn't play the "just floats under the radar" sort of VP.  I see her as being someone who would use the VP position to repeatedly raise the issue of social/economic injustice, and force the conversation.

IMO, a VP would get more coverage and traction than a Senator.  I would hope that some other politican(s) would see it as an opportunity to take up that mantle on the Senate level as a result.  Just my two cents.
 
2014-05-09 05:59:38 PM  

OutsmartBullet: He's been the Vice President during a consistently impotent and liberty-crushing Presidency.


Just curious, did you support Bush/Cheney in 2004? If so, then your opinion is 100% invalid.
 
2014-05-09 06:08:52 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: I saw Foghat and Triumph in Pittsburgh in '83.  It was farking awesome.


bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2014-05-09 06:23:33 PM  

OutsmartBullet: The Bestest: OutsmartBullet: Why the hell would I want Joe Biden in office? He's been the Vice President during a consistently impotent and liberty-crushing Presidency.  As much as I hate Hillary, at least she was part of an overall positive administration

Honest question... among all of the viable candidates (on either side) in 2008 and 2012, whose administration do you believe would have been less "liberty crushing" than the current?

Honest answer, every Presidential election I've been old enough to think about has looked a whole lot like a carefully orchestrated sham of pre-selected, nearly identical candidates


I'm waiting for president beeblebrox
 
2014-05-09 06:34:34 PM  

UncomfortableSilence: El Morro: My vote is going to whichever Dem candidate chooses Warren as VP.

/oh please please please

I like Warren, but I can't see her doing nearly as much good as where she is now.  Right now she's in a position to put forth legislation and actually affect change.  The veep position really doesn't get to do the kinds of things she could actually accomplish in the Senate.


Agreed. I'd rather see her in a position to maybe become a committee chair or majority leader. Her in a position of increased legislative power, combined with any rubber-stamping Democratic president, would improve this country.

I also think she'd be great on the SCOTUS someday.
 
2014-05-09 06:38:25 PM  
Joe Lieberman for President!

That's basically what you all are doing here.
 
2014-05-09 06:47:05 PM  
I love Joe Biden, but he's too old to be president. He could still be Vice-President.

Besides, between him, Hilary Clinton, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, I don't want anymore senior citizens for President. Lord only knows we've had too many farking shiat up already.

Democrats need new blood for 2016 and beyond. They should run a lesser-known or unknown in 2016. This was one big reason Obama won back in 2008.
 
2014-05-09 06:48:57 PM  

jigger: Joe Lieberman for President!

That's basically what you all are doing here.


Triple Oak: Can we get a Sanders/Biden White House? That idea seems more and more appealing every day.


jigger reads good.
 
2014-05-09 06:55:58 PM  

Triple Oak: jigger: Joe Lieberman for President!

That's basically what you all are doing here.

Triple Oak: Can we get a Sanders/Biden White House? That idea seems more and more appealing every day.

jigger reads good.


Triple Oak thinks everyone is talking about him.
 
2014-05-09 06:57:32 PM  

jigger: Triple Oak: jigger: Joe Lieberman for President!

That's basically what you all are doing here.

Triple Oak: Can we get a Sanders/Biden White House? That idea seems more and more appealing every day.

jigger reads good.

Triple Oak thinks everyone is talking about him.


jigger makes broad generalizations and gets called out for it.

/maybe jigger thinks all white people are the same?
 
2014-05-09 06:58:55 PM  

Triple Oak: jigger: Triple Oak: jigger: Joe Lieberman for President!

That's basically what you all are doing here.

Triple Oak: Can we get a Sanders/Biden White House? That idea seems more and more appealing every day.

jigger reads good.

Triple Oak thinks everyone is talking about him.

jigger makes broad generalizations and gets called out for it.

/maybe jigger thinks all white people are the same?


Triple Oak is either not as familiar with Joe Biden's policy positions as he or she may think, or he/she is a "Joe Lieberman" style "liberal."
 
2014-05-09 07:12:43 PM  
I remember when Biden campaigned for McCain.
 
2014-05-09 07:14:09 PM  

clkeagle: UncomfortableSilence: El Morro: My vote is going to whichever Dem candidate chooses Warren as VP.

/oh please please please

I like Warren, but I can't see her doing nearly as much good as where she is now.  Right now she's in a position to put forth legislation and actually affect change.  The veep position really doesn't get to do the kinds of things she could actually accomplish in the Senate.

Agreed. I'd rather see her in a position to maybe become a committee chair or majority leader. Her in a position of increased legislative power, combined with any rubber-stamping Democratic president, would improve this country.

I also think she'd be great on the SCOTUS someday.


Yeeeeesssssssss. Sorry, that just gave me a judicial hard-on.
 
2014-05-09 07:20:01 PM  

The Bestest: mrshowrules: I would take Biden over Warren or Hillary in a heartbeat.

What do you have against Warren?


I haven't been especially impressed with Warren in interviews, etc.  Even softball Daily Show ones.

Seems more platitudes about how hard it is that people struggle than solutions on how to fix that.
 
2014-05-09 07:30:08 PM  
Girls, girls, girls ... you're ALL awesome and I'd vote for any one of you.

/yes, I called uncle Joe a girl. 'Cos he's awesome and you can call him a girl and he'd laugh and mack on some biker's woman right in front of him and the biker can only just sit there.
 
2014-05-09 07:31:59 PM  

Geotpf: Tax Boy: Bush. Clinton. Bush. some other guy. Clinton.

NO FARKING WAY.

I'm against Hillary just on general principle that we can't have 2 families being that powerful for close to 40 years.

Joke's on you then, considering right now it looks like Jeb Bush is quite likely to be her opponent in the general.


Nah, Jeb couldn't get out of the GOP primary. Heck, by the end of his term as governor the GOP was already turning on him for supporting liberalization of our immigration policy. His efforts to spin his support for immigration in terms that the GOP base like aren't working, and they aren't going to trust a guy with a Mexican wife whose English is still not that great. There's going to be a whisper campaign about how if Jeb is president, Spanish will be the primary language spoken in the White House.
 
2014-05-09 07:32:36 PM  

Geotpf: Tax Boy: Bush. Clinton. Bush. some other guy. Clinton.

NO FARKING WAY.

I'm against Hillary just on general principle that we can't have 2 families being that powerful for close to 40 years.

Joke's on you then, considering right now it looks like Jeb Bush is quite likely to be her opponent in the general.


Well then I'll just vote for a third-party candidate
 
2014-05-09 09:25:24 PM  

El Morro: My vote is going to whichever Dem candidate chooses Warren as VP.

/oh please please please


So... you're planning to sit out the primaries?

You *do* know that in general, the candidate is chosen before the VP choice is announced?
 
2014-05-09 09:35:52 PM  
He'd get my vote if he used biatchin' Camaro as his campaign song.
 
2014-05-09 10:05:31 PM  

AeAe: Madam President.  Get used to seeing that.


But from which party? If either one puts a woman on their ticket as a VP it is going to raise the question of "why is the woman always put second?" It's going to be seen as pandering to women without actually giving them anything. One of the parties needs to put a woman at the top of the ticket. If not, go with an all male ticket. Putting a woman in the VP spot will be like giving them the finger.

The race could be really interesting if the Republicans are the ones to do it. The blunts the whole 'war on woman' narrative. Plus by being the first major party to nominate a woman for president, they get to play the big tent card. It'd change the dynamic of identity politics in the race. It'd be interesting if they nominated Nikki Haley. For whatever reason Indian-Americans seem to have an affinity for the Republican party that goes beyond just Haley and Jindal. Plus the two of them being elected in the deep south shows that the party doesn't have to worry that much about the base sitting on their hands. Of course they're much more likely to nominate someone like Santorum or Perry but they have a historic opportunity to reverse the race to irrelevance they've been running so quickly.
 
2014-05-10 02:44:24 AM  

OutsmartBullet: Honest answer, every Presidential election I've been old enough to think about has looked a whole lot like a carefully orchestrated sham of pre-selected, nearly identical candidates


That's nicely expressed, but sadly, to kitty's over-sensitive snoot, it smells like BSABSVR.

Sorry.
 
2014-05-10 03:56:29 AM  

Kittypie070: OutsmartBullet: Honest answer, every Presidential election I've been old enough to think about has looked a whole lot like a carefully orchestrated sham of pre-selected, nearly identical candidates

That's nicely expressed, but sadly, to kitty's over-sensitive snoot, it smells like BSABSVR.

Sorry.


Keep your head in the sand. Both sides ARE utter garbage. The thing is Republicans are so shiatty it makes the Democrats look like they represent the people. Of course both are bought and paid for and could give a shiat about the non rich and powerful. Maybe we should raise the bar and pray for a couple of more legit parties, because the current system is destroying the country.
 
2014-05-10 09:15:20 AM  
I know I'm way late to the thread and I would love to see a woman in the White House but I don't like Hillery she's the wrong woman. There is a candidate that is a dark horse but he's been spending a lot of time in Iowa and sorta reminds me of Bill Clinton back in '94.
Brian Schweitzer,
 
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