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(Daily Mail)   Med student, 28, who had planned to auction off her virginity with the highest offer, now just wants to put it behind her   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 132
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2014-05-09 12:22:18 PM  
I would've sold my virginity for half that.

I guess I should say, I will sell my virginity for half that...
 
2014-05-09 12:35:38 PM  
She also wrote that the auction had made a point about 'how society continues to exercise control over female sexuality'

By offering lots of money?
 
2014-05-09 12:54:28 PM  

Snarfangel: She also wrote that the auction had made a point about 'how society continues to exercise control over female sexuality'

By offering lots of money?


She was probably inundated with all kinds of hate mail for it. It was only alluded to in the article, but I'm sure she got a crapton of negative responses; probably everything from how she was evil and going to Hell to how she was destroying all the gains made by feminists in the last century, blah blah blah. I'm not surprised that after dealing with all that shiat, she was like:

awesomegifs.com
 
2014-05-09 12:57:15 PM  

FoonFlake: I would've sold my virginity for half that.

I guess I should say, I will sell my virginity for half that...


lol
 
2014-05-09 01:07:03 PM  
I am willing to bet that 99% of the women who try this have absolutely no intention of following through. They're just banking on some free publicity and the hope that someone out there will hear her story be sympathetic, and hand over some free money to pay for her school / bills / drugs / whatever. In the same token, I doubt anyone would seriously pay that kind of money for that sort of thing either.
 
2014-05-09 01:13:17 PM  
dudes on the internet are so damn thirsty

/dude on the internet
//also probably fark gawker too
 
2014-05-09 01:14:53 PM  
I'm going to bet that she didn't want to be sued for fraudulent statements after it's determined she's hammered more headboards than a carpenter.
 
2014-05-09 01:24:44 PM  
Med student, 28, who had planned to auction off her virginity with the highest offer, now just wants to put it behind her

I have been told that doesn't count as "losing your virginity."
 
2014-05-09 01:25:53 PM  
It's her body and she can do what she wants with it.
Look forward to her deeply insightful book about her experience and f*cked up societal 'norms', etc.
 
2014-05-09 01:26:39 PM  
Her site appears to be down now, but if you went and looked at the terms and conditions...pretty hilarious reading. And one of the points was specifically 'the winning bidder shall not penetrate the anus of the virgin'.
 
2014-05-09 01:28:55 PM  

Diogenes: Med student, 28, who had planned to auction off her virginity with the highest offer, now just wants to put it behind her

I have been told that doesn't count as "losing your virginity."


God's little loophole
 
2014-05-09 01:29:56 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Diogenes: Med student, 28, who had planned to auction off her virginity with the highest offer, now just wants to put it behind her

I have been told that doesn't count as "losing your virginity."

God's little loophole


The tighter the better ;-)
 
2014-05-09 01:41:59 PM  

whistleridge: Her site appears to be down now, but if you went and looked at the terms and conditions...pretty hilarious reading. And one of the points was specifically 'the winning bidder shall not penetrate the anus of the virgin'.


Unremarkable.
 
2014-05-09 01:47:16 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: whistleridge: Her site appears to be down now, but if you went and looked at the terms and conditions...pretty hilarious reading. And one of the points was specifically 'the winning bidder shall not penetrate the anus of the virgin'.

Unremarkable.


Other than the situational irony viz the headline, I agree.
 
2014-05-09 02:01:20 PM  

FoonFlake: I would've sold my virginity for half that.

I guess I should say, I will sell my virginity for half that...


SOLD!!!

/bend over.
 
2014-05-09 02:01:53 PM  
Sooooo.....she's Mormon?
 
2014-05-09 02:02:04 PM  
Okay, I'll be "that guy".

That's a hard 28.
 
2014-05-09 02:02:48 PM  

whistleridge: Her site appears to be down now, but if you went and looked at the terms and conditions...pretty hilarious reading. And one of the points was specifically 'the winning bidder shall not penetrate the anus of the virgin'.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aog_zGmWbFI
 
2014-05-09 02:03:57 PM  
Attention whore.
 
2014-05-09 02:04:12 PM  

Snarfangel: She also wrote that the auction had made a point about 'how society continues to exercise control over female sexuality'

By offering lots of money?


Considering how much people offered, I'd say female sexuality has control over society.
 
2014-05-09 02:04:57 PM  

whistleridge: And one of the points was specifically 'the winning bidder shall not penetrate the anus of the virgin'.


Ebay should totally slip similar verbiage into their terms and conditions to see if anyone notices.
 
2014-05-09 02:05:29 PM  
I think the whole episode says more about whoever was making these bids than it does about her (which is sort of her point, I guess).

/right?
 
2014-05-09 02:06:21 PM  

whistleridge: Her site appears to be down now, but if you went and looked at the terms and conditions...pretty hilarious reading. And one of the points was specifically 'the winning bidder shall not penetrate the anus of the virgin'.


So save the backdoor for at least second? A very technical reading of this condition means you can't go for anal first, not that you can't go for it at all.
 
2014-05-09 02:06:36 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Diogenes: Med student, 28, who had planned to auction off her virginity with the highest offer, now just wants to put it behind her

I have been told that doesn't count as "losing your virginity."

God's little looppoophole

 
2014-05-09 02:06:48 PM  
1. Sell virginity to highest bidder
2. Use money to get hymen reconstruction
3. Rinse, repeat
4. Profit!
 
2014-05-09 02:06:49 PM  

Best Princess Celestia: Attention whore.


Fixed.
 
2014-05-09 02:08:01 PM  

charlesmartel11235: dudes on the internet are so damn thirsty

/dude on the internet
//also probably fark gawker too


What the hell are you yammering about?
 
2014-05-09 02:08:15 PM  
Well!  She shure showed me! But then again, I've never made flowers on a fancy uptown whore......
 
2014-05-09 02:08:32 PM  
Virginity should never be sold. Losing it should be a beautiful thing. full of love and passion, like it was when I lost mine to my uncle when I was 7.
 
2014-05-09 02:10:25 PM  
I'd show her how to make it raine.
 
2014-05-09 02:10:52 PM  
Prostitution is kinda legal in USA?
 
2014-05-09 02:11:38 PM  

The Crepes of Wrath: Virginity should never be sold. Losing it should be a beautiful thing. full of love and passion, like it was when I lost mine to my uncle when I was 7.


i.kinja-img.com
 
2014-05-09 02:11:55 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: charlesmartel11235: dudes on the internet are so damn thirsty

/dude on the internet
//also probably fark gawker too

What the hell are you yammering about?


Some people don't think it be like it is, but it do.
 
2014-05-09 02:11:56 PM  
I would love to be able to sell my virginity for $800k.  Women have it easy.
 
2014-05-09 02:12:26 PM  

Killer Cars: whistleridge: And one of the points was specifically 'the winning bidder shall not penetrate the anus of the virgin'.

Ebay should totally slip similar verbiage into their terms and conditions to see if anyone notices.



Their sales would plummet!
 
2014-05-09 02:12:34 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: charlesmartel11235: dudes on the internet are so damn thirsty

/dude on the internet
//also probably fark gawker too

What the hell are you yammering about?


whenever there's a girl on the internet there seems to be a large number of people whos first instinct is to send her pictures of their penis/insult her. Its behavior that in some parlances/lunfardos is referred to thirst in the sense of desperation. Most of these people are men, in fact almost all of the people engaging in this behavior are men. So whenever a woman is driven off the internet I assume it was because of a torrent of dick pics and threats/stalking.
/also gawker publicized this with a clickbait headline so I'm going to blame them
//are you like 40?
 
2014-05-09 02:13:21 PM  
You'd medical study her.
 
2014-05-09 02:13:34 PM  
'It is no longer about the money,' she wrote recently. 'Instead, very broadly, it is about how society continues to exercise control over female sexuality by chaining it tightly to female morality.

The fact that someone was willing to pay 800k to have sex with you proves that the control is all in your hands, no one else's.  As for morality?  We're all whores, it's just that most of us aren't selling sex.  You define your own morality.
 
2014-05-09 02:14:07 PM  

Killer Cars: Ebay should totally slip similar verbiage into their terms and conditions to see if anyone notices.


Yeah, but they'll never do it - it'd conflict too much with paypal's fee structure...
 
2014-05-09 02:14:23 PM  
If you're a virgin at 28, you're either a liar or you'll be absolute crap in the sack. It would be cheaper and more fun to grease up a busted out knothole in a plank. Virginity is a disease requiring a series of regular inocculations.
 
2014-05-09 02:14:31 PM  

Superjew: I would love to be able to sell my virginity for $800k.  Women have it easy.


Well, put it up for auction and see what you get.
 
2014-05-09 02:15:06 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-09 02:15:14 PM  

jdjoker: whistleridge: Her site appears to be down now, but if you went and looked at the terms and conditions...pretty hilarious reading. And one of the points was specifically 'the winning bidder shall not penetrate the anus of the virgin'.

So save the backdoor for at least second? A very technical reading of this condition means you can't go for anal first, not that you can't go for it at all.


Never expected to find competent legal counsel on Fark.  I probably still haven't but send me your card just in case.
 
2014-05-09 02:15:23 PM  
She didn't back out.  She is just trying to change the public perception of her by keeping the deal quiet.
 
2014-05-09 02:15:40 PM  
So, basically, she played the drooling simpletons who read Daily Mail like fiddles for some free publicity?

'kay. Whatever.
 
2014-05-09 02:15:45 PM  

WelldeadLink: Superjew: I would love to be able to sell my virginity for $800k.   Sexy women, sometimesWomen have it easy.

Well, put it up for auction and see what you get.

 
2014-05-09 02:15:48 PM  

jdjoker: whistleridge: Her site appears to be down now, but if you went and looked at the terms and conditions...pretty hilarious reading. And one of the points was specifically 'the winning bidder shall not penetrate the anus of the virgin'.

So save the backdoor for at least second? A very technical reading of this condition means you can't go for anal first, not that you can't go for it at all.


You never want to do the backdoor first then switch, because of bacteria & whatnot.
 
2014-05-09 02:16:01 PM  

charlesmartel11235: whenever there's a girl on the internet there seems to be a large number of people whos first instinct is to send her pictures of their penis/insult her. Its behavior that in some parlances/lunfardos is referred to thirst in the sense of desperation. Most of these people are men, in fact almost all of the people engaging in this behavior are men.


Obviously, merely having a picture of a dick does not mean that one is a man.
 
2014-05-09 02:16:14 PM  
She ain't worth That much! Who wants Virgins anyway except Islamic Extremists. Just what I want, a Virgin who's going to be going EWWW!!!! and then start Crying. If you don't think Sex is Dirty, you ain't doing it right!
 
2014-05-09 02:17:13 PM  
I'll bet she figured out she would have to prove she was a virgin or no money would change hands.

28 years of playing with that thing without anyone noticing? I'll bet not.

//lude
 
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