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(Bay News 9)   Heather Johnson had a car / And it was painted red / Heather ran over her fiance twice / While demanding his arrest instead   (baynews9.com) divider line 35
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2014-05-09 01:10:21 PM  
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a high heel stamping on a man's face -forever.
 
2014-05-09 01:57:32 PM  
Shouldn't that be ex-fiance?

/or "clearly brain-damaged."
 
2014-05-09 02:34:16 PM  
Burma Shave
 
2014-05-09 02:35:36 PM  
1) Crazy eyes. 2) Have him arrested, too? Entitled little brat.
 
2014-05-09 02:36:12 PM  
I think the time has come for Florida to get its own Fark category - you know, "Main," "Sports," "Business," "Florida," "Geek," etc.
 
2014-05-09 02:37:34 PM  
 
2014-05-09 02:37:57 PM  
She looks like she could be a female Ben or Fred Savage.
 
2014-05-09 02:38:50 PM  
I'd hit itIt'd hit me.
 
2014-05-09 02:41:09 PM  

Katolu: 1) Crazy eyes.
www.tlhingan.at

 
2014-05-09 02:47:32 PM  
B-I-N-G-0, B-I-N-G-0, B-I-N-G-0
And Heather was her name-o!
 
2014-05-09 02:49:06 PM  
She ran me over with her Rover?
 
2014-05-09 02:49:25 PM  
She's not even hot!
 
2014-05-09 02:51:03 PM  
I'm going to withhold judgment on this one. The guy might have been really threatening her, trying to take her keys away to keep her there, and once she did get her keys he was doing the good old "I'll just stand behind your car so you can't leave" trick.

I've been in similar situations with crazy lovers. Though this lady did what I didn't have the guts to do, and actually run their asses down like they deserved.
 
2014-05-09 02:57:49 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a high heel stamping on a man's face -forever.



That's on this side of the world.  On the other side:  rape rape.
 
2014-05-09 02:58:14 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: She's not even hot!


37 and doesn't look like a strung out crackhead? That's pretty damned hot for the distant outskirts of Tampa.
 
2014-05-09 03:23:18 PM  

uncleacid: She ran me over with her Rover?


Roll me over, lay me down. And do it again.
 
2014-05-09 03:43:01 PM  
came for the 'Heathers' reference...

img.fark.net

/had to do it myself...
 
2014-05-09 03:59:25 PM  
If that smiley happy photo is the actual mugshot shortly after running someone over twice, then she is a hardcore psycopath.
 
2014-05-09 04:04:30 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: If that smiley happy photo is the actual mugshot shortly after running someone over twice, then she is a hardcore psycopath.


Or she's glad to be over him.

"Over" him. Get it?
 
2014-05-09 04:08:31 PM  

Lando Lincoln: I'm going to withhold judgment on this one. The guy might have been really threatening her, trying to take her keys away to keep her there, and once she did get her keys he was doing the good old "I'll just stand behind your car so you can't leave" trick.

I've been in similar situations with crazy lovers. Though this lady did what I didn't have the guts to do, and actually run their asses down like they deserved.


So which part of your crazy projection fantasy justifies her putting it in drive to run over him again?
 
2014-05-09 04:10:30 PM  
Whenever I read a story about a woman who commits domestic violence against a man, I always wonder:

how much time is he going to serve?
 
2014-05-09 04:26:43 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a high heel stamping on a man's face -forever.


Don't threaten me with a good time!
 
2014-05-09 04:49:48 PM  

Carousel Beast: Lando Lincoln: I'm going to withhold judgment on this one. The guy might have been really threatening her, trying to take her keys away to keep her there, and once she did get her keys he was doing the good old "I'll just stand behind your car so you can't leave" trick.

I've been in similar situations with crazy lovers. Though this lady did what I didn't have the guts to do, and actually run their asses down like they deserved.

So which part of your crazy projection fantasy justifies her putting it in drive to run over him again?


Okay, so your lover is a crazy nutjob that took your keys away in order to prevent you from leaving. You manage to get the keys away from him and you're in your car. Unfortunately, it's parked against a wall. The only way you can get the hell out of there away from this nutjob is by putting the car in reverse. So the nutjob knows this, and is standing behind your car and he'd beating on the trunk lid and telling you he's going to kill you if you leave. So you put the car in reverse, hoping he'll move. But he's a nutjob, so he doesn't. He'd rather be run over. So you run him over.

So now the crazy nutjob is screaming about his broken arm and how he's REALLY GOING TO KILL YOU NOW.

So...she should have...what...exited the vehicle, apologized profusely to him and called 911?

Like I said. There's a lot of missing information to this story.
 
2014-05-09 05:01:52 PM  
maybe she just wanted to go to the lake.
 
2014-05-09 05:32:42 PM  
No matter what, do not stop them from leaving.

Let your SO be free, if the relationship is good enough they will come back.

/plus you'll get some peace and quiet for once
 
2014-05-09 06:05:23 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Carousel Beast: Lando Lincoln: I'm going to withhold judgment on this one. The guy might have been really threatening her, trying to take her keys away to keep her there, and once she did get her keys he was doing the good old "I'll just stand behind your car so you can't leave" trick.

I've been in similar situations with crazy lovers. Though this lady did what I didn't have the guts to do, and actually run their asses down like they deserved.

So which part of your crazy projection fantasy justifies her putting it in drive to run over him again?

Okay, so your lover is a crazy nutjob that took your keys away in order to prevent you from leaving. You manage to get the keys away from him and you're in your car. Unfortunately, it's parked against a wall. The only way you can get the hell out of there away from this nutjob is by putting the car in reverse. So the nutjob knows this, and is standing behind your car and he'd beating on the trunk lid and telling you he's going to kill you if you leave. So you put the car in reverse, hoping he'll move. But he's a nutjob, so he doesn't. He'd rather be run over. So you run him over.

So now the crazy nutjob is screaming about his broken arm and how he's REALLY GOING TO KILL YOU NOW.

So...she should have...what...exited the vehicle, apologized profusely to him and called 911?

Like I said. There's a lot of missing information to this story.


Umm no. The look on her face tells a different story. A crazy story.
 
2014-05-09 06:06:28 PM  

child_god: No matter what, do not stop them from leaving.

Let your SO be free, if the relationship is good enough they will come back.

/plus you'll get some peace and quiet for once


This
 
2014-05-09 06:46:55 PM  
Well fark me with a chainsaw.
 
2014-05-09 06:57:13 PM  
"and what appeared to be a disfigured arm."

If it's still somewhat attached to his shoulder, it's an arm. If he's just carrying it around, it could be lots of things.
 
2014-05-09 07:46:33 PM  
There's a point at which crazy eyes and a sexy smirk become too much trouble. This guy just found it.
 
2014-05-09 07:59:16 PM  
stories like this make me feel good. really. I've been married twice (formally, no surprises there) I will at least take 1/2 the responsibility. that being said, I have had all grades of craziness, I mean alcohol fueled, police coming crazy. but yet I take some comfort that neither of my ex's ever ran me over.
 
2014-05-09 09:59:36 PM  
Hmmm. Not buying an Eclipse if all it does when I run over someone twice is leave tread marks. Just sayin'
 
2014-05-09 11:11:13 PM  
Hell, I'm still married (I have kids), but I've told myself many times when this is over, never again.

Stories like these affirm that thought.

Loneliness is better than this shiat.
 
2014-05-10 07:42:21 AM  

WelldeadLink: uncleacid: She ran me over with her Rover?

Roll me over, lay me down. And do it again.


Chas n' dave?!
 
2014-05-10 10:39:57 AM  
Dickin Crazy.  Don't do it.
 
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