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(NHL)   Is it time to bid farewell and adieu to the fair NY Rangers? Meanwhile, break out the Goonjuice™, Matt Cooke is back *spits*. It's your Stanley Cup playoff thread. The puck drops at 7PM ET   (nhl.com) divider line 453
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2014-05-09 08:58:23 AM
Damn, misspelled fairwell.

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Farewell and adieu to you, fair NY Rangers. Farewell and adieu, you Rangers of NY. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston(hopefully). And so nevermore shall we see you again.
 
2014-05-09 09:13:22 AM
If this gets greened, Goonjuice wins the drink name.

Go Not Pingus & Wild

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2014-05-09 09:24:18 AM

Primitive Screwhead: If this gets greened, Goonjuice wins the drink name.

Go Not Pingus & Wild

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I want the Not Pingus to win, but I don't see it.

And I'm torn on the Wild. I want Not Chicago to win, but Matt Cooke...
 
2014-05-09 10:03:25 AM

Publikwerks: And I'm torn on the Wild. I want Not Chicago to win, but Matt Cooke...


Me too, I'd much rather see Bryz & his antics for another week or two (month if the Ducks crap out), but I would rather not see Matt Cooke's antics possibly ruin another career.

Then too I'd rather be camping/canoeing in MN than hanging out in Chicago so there's another checkmark for them*.  Time will tell I guess.

/*above them all though I'd rather be sitting on a Southern CA beach watching the scenery walk by
//queue up the Beach Boys....
 
2014-05-09 10:42:29 AM
BTW - Thanks Admin/Mods for fixing my spelling =)
 
2014-05-09 10:47:45 AM
I stayed out of the voting, but GoonJuice is a keeper.

andychrist420 is still on target.

The Bruins go back to the Forum Bell Centre for Game 6. It depends if it's to clinch (Marge Simpson murmur) or elimination (Bart Simpsons Clowns Will Eat Me).
 
2014-05-09 11:18:03 AM

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2014-05-09 11:28:17 AM
Maybe Seabrook will lay Cooke out tonight.

I would like to see Chara destroy him, though...Chara is one scary dude.
 
2014-05-09 11:29:15 AM
Let's not get ahead of ourselves there subby.  Goonjuice only has one more vote then it's two closest competitors.  With that in mind here are the semi-finalists

Facewash
Goonjuice
Reggie Dunlop
Five Hole
Slewfoot


I allowed multiple votes yesterday and will do so again today, but Saturdays final will be one name only.  Voting closes at the end of the Hawks/Wild game.

AND NOW!!  Crown Royal and Quiznos Present!!

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2014-05-09 11:30:30 AM
Goonjuice got the green first
Goonjuice gets my vote.
 
2014-05-09 11:36:04 AM

Flappyhead: Let's not get ahead of ourselves there subby.  Goonjuice only has one more vote then it's two closest competitors.  With that in mind here are the semi-finalists

Facewash
Goonjuice
Reggie Dunlop
Five Hole
Slewfoot

I allowed multiple votes yesterday and will do so again today, but Saturdays final will be one name only.  Voting closes at the end of the Hawks/Wild game.

AND NOW!!  Crown Royal and Quiznos Present!!

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
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34)BOBOROVSKY!!!


Well, as the Subby, I say that at least tonight it should be Goonjuice to commemorate the return of Matt Cooke *spits*
Yes/no?
 
2014-05-09 01:06:10 PM

Flappyhead: Let's not get ahead of ourselves there subby.  Goonjuice only has one more vote then it's two closest competitors.  With that in mind here are the semi-finalists

Facewash
Goonjuice
Reggie Dunlop
Five Hole
Slewfoot

I allowed multiple votes yesterday and will do so again today, but Saturdays final will be one name only.  Voting closes at the end of the Hawks/Wild game.

AND NOW!!  Crown Royal and Quiznos Present!!

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)BOBOROVSKY!!!


Slewfoot!
 
2014-05-09 01:07:37 PM
Still voting Goonjuice here.

/Also for the Pens to win, but that's more to salvage what little dignity my bracket has left than anything else
 
2014-05-09 01:09:17 PM
Goonjuice. The official drink of Matt Cooke *spit* and Woolerton *spit*
 
2014-05-09 01:32:53 PM

Flappyhead: Let's not get ahead of ourselves there subby.  Goonjuice only has one more vote then it's two closest competitors.  With that in mind here are the semi-finalists

Facewash
Goonjuice
Reggie Dunlop
Five Hole
Slewfoot

I allowed multiple votes yesterday and will do so again today, but Saturdays final will be one name only.  Voting closes at the end of the Hawks/Wild game.


Thanks for tracking this -- put me down for Goonjuice, Five Hole, and Reggie Dunlop (although I think maybe "Dunlop's Own" would be better)
 
2014-05-09 02:23:00 PM
It was nice letting Minnesota have a win on home ice. Tonight, the screws will tighten.

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2014-05-09 02:24:31 PM
Finish 'em off, Pens.  Don't let the Rags back into the series and close it out tonight.  Do it.  DO IT
 
2014-05-09 02:26:04 PM

WhiskeySticks: It was nice letting Minnesota have a win on home ice. Tonight, the screws will tighten.

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Dolemite?
The Blackhawks are their name and fuking up Minnesota is their game?
 
2014-05-09 02:28:58 PM

Primitive Screwhead: WhiskeySticks: It was nice letting Minnesota have a win on home ice. Tonight, the screws will tighten.

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Dolemite?
The Blackhawks are their name and fuking up Minnesota is their game?


Matt Cooke, that rat-soup-eatin', insecure honky motherfarker!
 
2014-05-09 02:30:04 PM

Sliding Carp: Flappyhead: Let's not get ahead of ourselves there subby.  Goonjuice only has one more vote then it's two closest competitors.  With that in mind here are the semi-finalists

Facewash
Goonjuice
Reggie Dunlop
Five Hole
Slewfoot

I allowed multiple votes yesterday and will do so again today, but Saturdays final will be one name only.  Voting closes at the end of the Hawks/Wild game.

Thanks for tracking this -- put me down for Goonjuice, Five Hole, and Reggie Dunlop (although I think maybe "Dunlop's Own" would be better)


I still think the Reggie Dunlop needs to be a mixed drink. Maybe with a liqueur

Like Wild Turkey+Amaretto+ginger ale + 3 cherries(for the ladies)

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This man doesn't drink goonjuice. Faux fur and pleather speaks of a man who knows of the simulated finer things in life.
 
2014-05-09 02:36:29 PM

Publikwerks: Sliding Carp: Flappyhead: Let's not get ahead of ourselves there subby.  Goonjuice only has one more vote then it's two closest competitors.  With that in mind here are the semi-finalists

Facewash
Goonjuice
Reggie Dunlop
Five Hole
Slewfoot

I allowed multiple votes yesterday and will do so again today, but Saturdays final will be one name only.  Voting closes at the end of the Hawks/Wild game.

Thanks for tracking this -- put me down for Goonjuice, Five Hole, and Reggie Dunlop (although I think maybe "Dunlop's Own" would be better)

I still think the Reggie Dunlop needs to be a mixed drink. Maybe with a liqueur

Like Wild Turkey+Amaretto+ginger ale + 3 cherries(for the ladies)

[lepservice.files.wordpress.com image 850x478]
This man doesn't drink goonjuice. Faux fur and pleather speaks of a man who knows of the simulated finer things in life.


Yeah, personally I think I'd go with a Hansen, or Ogie, if I were picking a name from the greatest hockey movie ever made for this nasty and brutish swill.  But damn, Newman deserves immortality for his role, somehow.   And I agree with your thinking on this important topic, although I'm not sure I like that particular recipe.

Maybe as the only real season continues we should put our collective minds to the task of a proper Dunlop as well.
 
2014-05-09 02:39:33 PM
Aware me on this voting thing...I was in Milwaukee the past few days and I'm too lazy to dig through the other thread.
 
2014-05-09 02:42:47 PM

WhiskeySticks: Aware me on this voting thing...I was in Milwaukee the past few days and I'm too lazy to dig through the other thread.


Vodak and Gatorade.  What should it be called?
 
2014-05-09 02:43:32 PM

Sliding Carp: Maybe as the only real season continues we should put our collective minds to the task of a proper Dunlop as wel


Burbon, SoCo, vermouth, bitters
 
2014-05-09 02:52:34 PM

Sliding Carp: WhiskeySticks: Aware me on this voting thing...I was in Milwaukee the past few days and I'm too lazy to dig through the other thread.

Vodak and Gatorade.  What should it be called?


Too Much Man.
 
2014-05-09 02:58:38 PM

Sliding Carp: WhiskeySticks: Aware me on this voting thing...I was in Milwaukee the past few days and I'm too lazy to dig through the other thread.

Vodak and Gatorade.  What should it be called?


Back in college, that was a morning starter after a rough night. Covert enough to carry into class.

So these are the finalists?

Facewash
Goonjuice
Reggie Dunlop
Five Hole
Slewfoot
 
2014-05-09 03:04:38 PM
Would really like to see the Rags extend the series tonight. They are a better team then they have been playing like. If not, as someone suggested last time, I would like to see Lundqvist pull a Roy and leave the ice. There is only so much a goalie can do.

As for the Hawks series. I want anything to do with Matt Cooke dispatched as gruesomely and as quickly as possible.
 
2014-05-09 03:11:44 PM

Sliding Carp: Publikwerks: Sliding Carp: Flappyhead: Let's not get ahead of ourselves there subby.  Goonjuice only has one more vote then it's two closest competitors.  With that in mind here are the semi-finalists

Facewash
Goonjuice
Reggie Dunlop
Five Hole
Slewfoot

I allowed multiple votes yesterday and will do so again today, but Saturdays final will be one name only.  Voting closes at the end of the Hawks/Wild game.

Thanks for tracking this -- put me down for Goonjuice, Five Hole, and Reggie Dunlop (although I think maybe "Dunlop's Own" would be better)

I still think the Reggie Dunlop needs to be a mixed drink. Maybe with a liqueur

Like Wild Turkey+Amaretto+ginger ale + 3 cherries(for the ladies)

[lepservice.files.wordpress.com image 850x478]
This man doesn't drink goonjuice. Faux fur and pleather speaks of a man who knows of the simulated finer things in life.

Yeah, personally I think I'd go with a Hansen, or Ogie, if I were picking a name from the greatest hockey movie ever made for this nasty and brutish swill.  But damn, Newman deserves immortality for his role, somehow.   And I agree with your thinking on this important topic, although I'm not sure I like that particular recipe.

Maybe as the only real season continues we should put our collective minds to the task of a proper Dunlop as well.


www.wearysloth.com 
An Oglethorpe! Oh, I like that.

As for the engineering a "Reggie Dunlop", I am curious about my spit balled idea. I might have to try it. I think I'll sub in Canadian Mist for Wild Turkey. More apropos I would think. However, it was just a spitball idea. I mean, I was more aiming for something that might be ok.

EDIT - Just googled "whiskey and amaretto". That is a "Godfather"( well, if made with scotch whiskey) and Marlon Brando used to drink them. So a "Godfather" made with Canadian whiskey and watered down with ginger ale? I dunno, I think I nailed it by accident =)
 
2014-05-09 03:19:49 PM
Still going with the Reggie Dunlop
 
2014-05-09 03:21:16 PM
As much as getting divorced sucks, I gotta say that my new roommate is a better housekeeper than my wife ever was.  And he pays rent.  Frees me up for hockey drinking.
 
2014-05-09 04:38:16 PM

Publikwerks: As for the engineering a "Reggie Dunlop", I am curious about my spit balled idea. I might have to try it. I think I'll sub in Canadian Mist for Wild Turkey. More apropos I would think. However, it was just a spitball idea. I mean, I was more aiming for something that might be ok.


I'm thinking that the pleather implies something that would be classy but is just ... wrong.  Maybe a Manhattan, but with dry vermouth and a little umbrella.  Impress the naive but aspirational  chicks.
 
2014-05-09 05:29:52 PM

WhiskeySticks: Sliding Carp: WhiskeySticks: Aware me on this voting thing...I was in Milwaukee the past few days and I'm too lazy to dig through the other thread.

Vodak and Gatorade.  What should it be called?

Back in college, that was a morning starter after a rough night. Covert enough to carry into class.

So these are the finalists?

Facewash
Goonjuice
Reggie Dunlop
Five Hole
Slewfoot


Semis.  You can vote for more than one tonight, then we have the finals between the two most popular names on Saturday where you can only pick one.
 
2014-05-09 05:42:41 PM

Flappyhead: WhiskeySticks: Sliding Carp: WhiskeySticks: Aware me on this voting thing...I was in Milwaukee the past few days and I'm too lazy to dig through the other thread.

Vodak and Gatorade.  What should it be called?

Back in college, that was a morning starter after a rough night. Covert enough to carry into class.

So these are the finalists?

Facewash
Goonjuice
Reggie Dunlop
Five Hole
Slewfoot

Semis.  You can vote for more than one tonight, then we have the finals between the two most popular names on Saturday where you can only pick one.


You can't deny the Goonjuice movement.  If Goonjuice doesn't win we riot.
 
2014-05-09 05:49:09 PM
andychrist420:

You can't deny the Goonjuice movement.  If Goonjuice doesn't win we riot.

t3.gstatic.com
 
2014-05-09 05:52:37 PM
I'm still on team Goonjuice and Reggie Dunlop.
 
2014-05-09 06:01:44 PM

Publikwerks: Damn, misspelled fairwell.




Farewell and adieu to you, fair NY Rangers. Farewell and adieu, you Rangers of NY. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston(hopefully). And so nevermore shall we see you again.


I love that song. I was introduced to it by the Aubrey/Maturin novels, so there's a strong nostalgia factor.
/RIP Patrick O'Brien

I vote Goonjuice.

Go New York Lundqvists!
 
2014-05-09 06:05:00 PM
Matt Cooke is all these guys rolled into one.

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2014-05-09 06:12:48 PM

Badmoodman: Matt Cooke is all these guys rolled into one.

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I'm listening to the f*ckin song!

I am sad that Too Much Man evidently did not make the final cut. ;___;  Failing that, I'll buck the trend and vote for Slewfoot. It just sounds like a cocktail.
Reggie Dunlop totally deserves a namesake cocktail, but as has been astutely pointed out in this thread, it should be something slightly sleazy that gets panties droppin'.
 
2014-05-09 06:14:42 PM
As a Ranger fan I would just like to say, just four months till football season.
 
2014-05-09 06:21:46 PM

Inchoate: Badmoodman: Matt Cooke is all these guys rolled into one.

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I'm listening to the f*ckin song!

I am sad that Too Much Man evidently did not make the final cut. ;___;  Failing that, I'll buck the trend and vote for Slewfoot. It just sounds like a cocktail.
Reggie Dunlop totally deserves a namesake cocktail, but as has been astutely pointed out in this thread, it should be something slightly sleazy that gets panties droppin'.


Like a Mike's hard lemonade with a shoy of 151?
 
2014-05-09 06:27:49 PM

andychrist420: Like a Mike's hard lemonade with a shoy of 151?


Hahahaha now we're talkin'.

I note also that I will sadly miss tonight's thread because I shall be en route to visit my brother in (really) Johnstown, PA. So, for all my fellow Pens fans:
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...and for all my fellow man-lovers:
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dat flow
 
2014-05-09 06:28:08 PM
I have returned from St. Louis with a full belly and an extra 5 pounds of fat.

.. now what's all this about some GoonJuice?

MSL is playing tonight. I'm hoping he goes all Favre on the Sidneys given the circumstances.

//LGR
 
2014-05-09 06:28:20 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-09 06:29:22 PM

Badmoodman: Matt Cooke is all these guys rolled into one.

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Matt Cooke doesn't have the charm of the slimiest, crustiest booger flicked from a Hanson nose.
 
2014-05-09 06:29:44 PM

Inchoate: thread because I shall be en route to visit my brother in (really) Johnstown, PA


Stop by Pittsburgh for a beer!  My treat!
 
2014-05-09 06:31:02 PM
LET'S GO PENS!!!!

www.allhabs.net
 
2014-05-09 06:34:34 PM

WhiskeySticks: It was nice letting Minnesota have a win on home ice. Tonight, the screws will tighten.


Need to shop a glass of Goonjuice in his hand.
 
2014-05-09 06:38:42 PM
home.comcast.net


home.comcast.net
 
2014-05-09 06:39:49 PM
Put me down for Five Hole, Slewfoot, and Not-Pens (But Realistically the Rags Are Doomed).
 
2014-05-09 06:41:29 PM

robertus: WhiskeySticks: It was nice letting Minnesota have a win on home ice. Tonight, the screws will tighten.

Need to shop a glass of Goonjuice in his hand.


Wish I still had my Mac.  I used to have photoshop, and was almost decent at it.  Alas, I have succumbed to the windows side.  Mostly because I'm poor.  And really no longer have any interest in the internet beyond Fark, pr0n, news and gaming.

And not to sound like a broken record (showing my age) but I'm rooting for whatever brings us closer to game 7.

/Sharks in...  next year
 
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