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(New York Daily News)   Would you like a sex toy with those burgers and fries?   (nydailynews.com) divider line 39
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2014-05-09 09:24:12 AM  
Now that's a Happy Meal!
 
2014-05-09 10:08:05 AM  
Welcome to Splosh Cafe

37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-09 11:02:05 AM  
Sure, why not?
 
2014-05-09 11:02:51 AM  
By the way, happy Mother's Day!
 
2014-05-09 11:03:04 AM  
I thought that was shay the burgers an fries were for?
 
2014-05-09 11:03:50 AM  
Taco Bell + a buttplug might be a winning combination, really.
 
2014-05-09 11:04:06 AM  
BRB, gotta get busy in the bathroom
 
2014-05-09 11:04:45 AM  
This story is dildos.
 
2014-05-09 11:05:12 AM  

Gonz: Taco Bell + a buttplug might be a winning combination, really.


No. Its going to come out one way or the other. You can't plug all the holes.
 
2014-05-09 11:08:34 AM  
Yes......yes I would.
 
2014-05-09 11:08:44 AM  
Just so long as you don't call it a "boy's toy" or a "girl's toy".
 
2014-05-09 11:09:36 AM  

Gonz: Taco Bell + a buttplug might be a winning combination, really.


No, it might not be.

That sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. Like the Exxon Valdez but less oily.
 
2014-05-09 11:09:53 AM  
England.
 
2014-05-09 11:10:20 AM  
Obviously never been to St Catherine Street in Montreal, TFAil writer?
How titillating. A sex shop.
*yawn*
 
2014-05-09 11:11:37 AM  
They spelled Splooge wrong.
 
2014-05-09 11:11:50 AM  
I'll take a supersized one.
 
2014-05-09 11:11:59 AM  

The Goddamn Batman: Just so long as you don't call it a "boy's toy" or a "girl's toy".


Would you like penetrating or penetrable?
 
2014-05-09 11:12:25 AM  

Needlessly Complicated: Gonz: Taco Bell + a buttplug might be a winning combination, really.

No, it might not be.

That sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. Like the Exxon Valdez but less MORE oily.


FTFY
 
2014-05-09 11:12:58 AM  

Fano: BRB, gotta get busy in the bathroom


A Burger King bathroom
 
2014-05-09 11:15:40 AM  

Needlessly Complicated: Gonz: Taco Bell + a buttplug might be a winning combination, really.

No, it might not be.

That sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. Like the Exxon Valdez but less oily.


I see it more looking like when they tried to plug the BP well. I think they even called it the "junk shot"
 
2014-05-09 11:19:08 AM  

Needlessly Complicated: Gonz: Taco Bell + a buttplug might be a winning combination, really.

No, it might not be.

That sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. Like the Exxon Valdez but less oily.


I'm picturing more like a human potato gun.
 
2014-05-09 11:26:57 AM  
Clever way to ban children and the uppitty without the bad press.
 
Skr
2014-05-09 11:28:10 AM  
Frank's Red Hot- The Unsung Lubricant
 
2014-05-09 11:39:21 AM  

Skr: Frank's Red Hot- The Unsung Lubricant


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-09 11:46:23 AM  
They gotta do something to compete with Babeland.
 
2014-05-09 11:49:17 AM  
Fresh ground pepper?

*leering waiter hovers over table with a huge doubledong*
 
2014-05-09 11:51:29 AM  
Not sure I wanna eat a bowl of chilli next to naked, fat, hairy guy with a dildo up his ass.
 
2014-05-09 12:02:13 PM  
McThrobbin' with cheese...
 
2014-05-09 12:02:18 PM  

Tsam: They gotta do something to compete with Babeland.


Dick's is near Babeland.

/heh
 
2014-05-09 12:14:51 PM  
I'll have the fish.
 
2014-05-09 12:17:31 PM  
Order a Super-sized Fleshlight combo!
 
2014-05-09 12:42:21 PM  
No.

I'd like the chicken club and o rings.
 
2014-05-09 12:43:30 PM  
The Old In-N-Out Burger?
 
2014-05-09 01:05:33 PM  

Nogale: I'll take a supersized one.


...Mom?
 
2014-05-09 01:20:33 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-09 03:32:41 PM  
TFA's writer keeps that stick firmly up her ass, even as she makes the lamest sex puns:

There was a dirty rag on floor and a guy buying underwear at the counter.

Mmm, mmm, good! Can't wait to tuck into some guacamole!

"Are we not skeeved just a bit eating food in a sex shop??" asked Mike Edison, the Daily News' dining companion


The random piles of adjectives on everything just scream "English major forced into journalism."
 
2014-05-09 06:06:33 PM  

docmattic: Nogale: I'll take a supersized one.

...Mom?


Well, this is awkward...
 
2014-05-09 06:10:18 PM  

Nogale: docmattic: Nogale: I'll take a supersized one.

...Mom?

Well, this is awkward...


....Dad?
 
2014-05-10 07:40:55 AM  
I am bloody tired of Daily News and their effed up news links!

i176.photobucket.com
 
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