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(Sun Sentinel)   Fort Lauderdale Airport needs a new name, says mayor. How about the United Florida International Airport?   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 73
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2014-05-09 04:55:40 PM
Oyveh Itzhat International Airport
 
2014-05-09 04:56:15 PM

Jairzinho: ObscureNameHere: How about Everglades International?

It has been taken already.
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/too sonn?


yes....way too sonn.
 
2014-05-09 04:56:34 PM

grimlock1972: Tebow Internation airport


That would be in north Florida.
 
2014-05-09 04:59:38 PM
Florida Mexican Shuttle.
/Nuthin'
 
2014-05-09 05:11:37 PM
please name it after a world war 2 marine pilot who is a long time resident

WOODY WOODBURY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
 
2014-05-09 05:22:43 PM
Our county commissioners are so petty. Nobody does, nor should give a shiat about the name "Broward"

/lives in Broward County
 
2014-05-09 05:34:11 PM

HelloNeuman: Mipants


"Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be touching down in Mipants in just 10 minutes"


This
 
2014-05-09 05:36:01 PM

thomasvista: Our county commissioners are so petty. Nobody does, nor should give a shiat about the name "Broward"

/lives in Broward County


Heh, call it Brevard International Airport.
 
2014-05-09 05:41:59 PM

haemaker: thomasvista: Our county commissioners are so petty. Nobody does, nor should give a shiat about the name "Broward"

/lives in Broward County

Heh, call it Brevard International Airport.


People in Florida regularly get the names of the two counties confused...........it's hilarious.
 
2014-05-09 05:43:57 PM
Cum-Guzzling Retarded Inbred International Airport was already taken?
 
2014-05-09 05:47:54 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Cum-Guzzling Retarded Inbred International Airport was already taken?


Yes, by Las Vegas.
 
2014-05-09 05:56:09 PM

Two16: Sin_City_Superhero: Cum-Guzzling Retarded Inbred International Airport was already taken?

Yes, by Las Vegas.


Pretty sure that's McCarran International Airport, Bar & Grill.
 
2014-05-09 05:58:00 PM
it'd be nice to see a return to classical names that give a nod to early legends in aviation.

Daedalus International Airport, Florida


the line to get through the TSA checkpoint would be a biatch though.
 
2014-05-09 06:12:24 PM
FLL sucks!  I go to PBI anytime I want to get out of "Dodge".  Much smaller and usually the same prices.  And since they are both about the same distance, PBI wins!  I hate driving S. on 95 (not that I drive 95 everyday, but...)

F-Miami!  You need to speak muliple languages, and English is not one of them.
 
2014-05-09 06:15:16 PM

BravadoGT: Oyveh Itzhat International Airport


I'm so glad I was drinking water and not Coke while reading that...
 
2014-05-09 06:19:03 PM
How about naming it the "never ending renovation international airport"
 
2014-05-09 07:22:06 PM

whyerhead: Floriduh InterTard Aerport. Brought to you by Brawndo


The Time Masheen
 
2014-05-09 07:30:21 PM
Jackie Mason International Oyport
 
2014-05-09 11:41:49 PM
• Sunburnt Drunk International Airport

• White Trash Sea Spray International Airport

• Melanoma Liver Spots International Airport
 
2014-05-09 11:58:52 PM
Blu'Hare
 
2014-05-10 10:25:24 AM

Wellon Dowd: Eight Republican congressmen have already introduced legislation to name it Ronald Reagan Fort Lauderdale Airport.


You're probably right.  They already named the farking turnpike after him.

Sounds to me like a dipshiat commissioner needs to be UN-elected in November or March or soon.
 
2014-05-10 10:30:53 AM

Freschel: How about Hanging Chad Airport?


That would be the one to the north  - Palm Beach International Blue Hair Butterfly Ballot Airport.
 
2014-05-10 10:54:28 PM

Chakro: I really hate that airport. Went there twice already this year.


This. It has to have some of the worst terminals ever. Ridiculously long security lines, no edible  food / drink options to speak of, limited space at the gates, and super-thick carpeting on the floors to give you the feel of pushing your luggage thru quicksand.
 
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