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(Daily Mail)   So who's up for a nice, creamy placenta smoothie?   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Sick, Farkers, smoothies, ejector seats, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, Hertfordshire  
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902 clicks; posted to Geek » on 09 May 2014 at 12:23 PM (1 year ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-09 09:41:41 AM  
media1.giphy.com
 
2014-05-09 11:21:12 AM  
Yea, but they're full of stem cells. Find a way to de-stem cell 'em and we'll talk.
 
2014-05-09 12:12:54 PM  
I'll have the placenta tartare and would like to start with the Cesarean salad, could you recommend a crisp amniotic fluid that will compliment the afterbirth?
 
2014-05-09 12:29:31 PM  
[nope_octopus.gif]
 
2014-05-09 12:33:18 PM  
Bizarre Foods was while I was working out last night.  I watched the hosts eat rooster ball in sauce and then fried pig brains and kidneys in blood sauce, but I changed the channel when I saw gourmet pig placenta puree coming up next.
 
2014-05-09 12:41:33 PM  
Placenta.

You're soaking in it!
 
2014-05-09 12:45:51 PM  

studebaker hoch: [nope_octopus.gif]


On it.

web.mit.edu

Also:

web.mit.edu
 
2014-05-09 01:00:46 PM  
Jeez, if this is news to anybody, you've been pretty sheltered for the last decade.  Or you haven't had kids...  Its all about the placentas these days.
 
2014-05-09 01:55:26 PM  
If you add some vodka, sure.
 
2014-05-09 02:14:18 PM  
Yecch. I'll have the crab juice.
 
2014-05-09 02:36:36 PM  

unchellmatt: studebaker hoch: [nope_octopus.gif]

On it.

[web.mit.edu image 300x159]

Also:

[web.mit.edu image 480x319]


Yeah, we're done here.

I must say, though, I do like how the headlines worked out on the Geek tab.  The one that's currently immediately underneath has the one answer everyone should be saying.

/NO
 
2014-05-09 02:58:09 PM  
art.penny-arcade.com
 
2014-05-09 03:25:01 PM  
thought that said polenta

i was like what? you mean grits?
 
2014-05-09 04:40:28 PM  
No thanks, I am neither a cannibal nor a patchouli-wearing new-ager.
 
2014-05-09 04:46:19 PM  
Saturday Night Live had this covered in the 1970s.


splitsider.com
 
2014-05-09 04:53:24 PM  
csb

Many years ago, I was walking into some 9am class or another and just happen to overhear a conversation from some ancient hippie who had just learned that hospitals sold placentas for consumption and she declared this to be slavery. To this day, I regret not walking over to her and asking for an explanation for such craziness.

/csb
 
2014-05-09 04:56:40 PM  
This headline pairs well with the next one.
 
2014-05-09 06:19:50 PM  

GodComplex: csb

Many years ago, I was walking into some 9am class or another and just happen to overhear a conversation from some ancient hippie who had just learned that hospitals sold placentas for consumption and she declared this to be slavery. To this day, I regret not walking over to her and asking for an explanation for such craziness.

/csb


Never, ever ask a hippie to explain their craziness. It's just, I mean it's better for all involved parties because when they try, it's just one level of "WTF" over a few layers of "Uhhhhh", then several heaping doses about what the Native Americans used to do, etc. This new trend is another prime example of when hippie shiat starts to become popular, like crystals and homeopathy.
 
2014-05-10 01:09:45 AM  
I've seen at least 3 placenta articles here in the last week or so. Is this a thing, now?
 
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