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(Mirror.co.uk)   Rolling Stones' Ronnie Wood to sell painting of his stunning naked wife Sally. So if you've got £200,000 just laying around, you could wind up with a little Wood of your own (probably not safe for work)   (mirror.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Ronnie Wood, Rolling Stones, wife Sally, paintings, upper lip, Seychelles  
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2014-05-09 11:56:32 AM  
I like to think of him as "Former Faces' guitarist Ronnie Wood."

/Stay With Me
 
2014-05-09 12:20:38 PM  
Probably not safe for work, Subby?  I just got fired !!!

:)
 
2014-05-09 01:43:22 PM  
He couldn't sell the picture until she turned 18, or couldn't paint the picture?
 
2014-05-09 01:43:58 PM  
His wife Sally? How many wives does he currently have?
 
2014-05-09 01:46:38 PM  
I hear these guys are looking for some new people for next season. Must be an experienced Gold Digger.

static.ddmcdn.com
 
2014-05-09 01:49:01 PM  
£200,000??  It's right there in the article for FREE!

static2.fjcdn.com
 
2014-05-09 01:55:37 PM  
His naked wife Sally?

What, does she never wear clothes?
 
2014-05-09 02:05:53 PM  
George Bush has a similar painting of his wife on offer.
 
2014-05-09 02:22:53 PM  
I guess Ronnie paints with his glasses off.
 
2014-05-09 02:23:45 PM  

Brick-House: I hear these guys are looking for some new people for next season. Must be an experienced Gold Digger.

[static.ddmcdn.com image 300x300]


Oh come on, like experience is needed to get on that show...

//By season 3, I'm sympathizing with fred.
//at least they weren't the bering strait gold "friend zone" duo...
 
2014-05-09 02:29:07 PM  
Tree fiddy.

/Je suis un rock star
 
2014-05-09 02:30:00 PM  
I visited a client in the Netherlands once who had a picture in his office of a beautiful woman, topless, bathing in a lake. It was his wife.

I thought it was a little creepy.
 
2014-05-09 02:34:40 PM  
Bush! Awesome!
 
2014-05-09 02:39:06 PM  
It's painted on velvet. Classy!
 
2014-05-09 02:49:01 PM  
Yah man I'm Ron Wood--the "new Stone"--I look like a dirty bird hahahaha
 
2014-05-09 02:52:03 PM  
I get why she's with a guy like him. But I just don't get why she's with a guy like him.
 
2014-05-09 02:52:04 PM  
not often that the painting is way hotter than the real thing
 
2014-05-09 02:59:50 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: I get why she's with a guy like him. But I just don't get why she's with a guy like him.


You answered your own question before the first sentence of your post ended.
 
2014-05-09 03:03:15 PM  
Right. British "stunning." Meh in other nations.
 
2014-05-09 03:22:28 PM  
He should stick to Painting it black.
 
2014-05-09 03:23:51 PM  
You could fit six Hot Wheels cars side-by-side between her bewbs. That's unacceptable, in my opinion.
 
2014-05-09 03:24:23 PM  
Just say no to badly painted bush.
 
2014-05-09 03:25:45 PM  

kvinesknows: not often that the painting is way hotter than the real thing


Kind of like watching scrambled porn as a kid. The chicks were way hotter when left to the imagination.
 
2014-05-09 03:30:33 PM  

H31N0US: I visited a client in the Netherlands once who had a picture in his office of a beautiful woman, topless, bathing in a lake. It was his wife.

I thought it was a little creepy.


Wait, a photo or a painting?

/it matters
 
2014-05-09 03:38:03 PM  
Fixed that for TFA: The nude masterpiece muddy watercolor - measuring approximately ...
 
2014-05-09 03:41:00 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: You could fit six Hot Wheels cars side-by-side between her bewbs. That's unacceptable, in my opinion.


That's a really bizarre measurement standard you have going there.
 
2014-05-09 03:45:43 PM  

Dee Snarl: H31N0US: I visited a client in the Netherlands once who had a picture in his office of a beautiful woman, topless, bathing in a lake. It was his wife.

I thought it was a little creepy.

Wait, a photo or a painting?

/it matters


Why not both?

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-09 03:59:48 PM  

Dee Snarl: H31N0US: I visited a client in the Netherlands once who had a picture in his office of a beautiful woman, topless, bathing in a lake. It was his wife.

I thought it was a little creepy.

Wait, a photo or a painting?

/it matters


Haha seen a few things like that. Usually the rich old guy showing off his much younger wife. I can't blame them though. If I was a senior citizen banging a hot 30 something I'd show her off too!

\Creepiest client we had was the guy that liked to show off his sex room to us.
\\Hey guys check out my new swing! This one has the leg ties included!
 
2014-05-09 04:00:20 PM  

LucklessWonder: The Pope of Manwich Village: You could fit six Hot Wheels cars side-by-side between her bewbs. That's unacceptable, in my opinion.

That's a really bizarre measurement standard you have going there.


I measure everything in Hot Wheels terms. You took about the same time to respond to my comment as it takes to assemble a Hot Wheels® Moto Track Stars® Super Flip Speedway™ Track Set. That's pretty good.
 
2014-05-09 04:01:46 PM  
He really looks like a Jim Henson creation.
 
2014-05-09 04:56:27 PM  
img.fark.net
It's only valuable because of the people involved. It's not much of a painting. You're welcome.
 
2014-05-09 05:17:09 PM  
Those are terrible paintings. Maybe they can be donated to the Museum of Bad Art (  http://www.museumofbadart.org/collection/ ) gratis.
 
2014-05-09 05:22:22 PM  
Whew. I thought it was a trap, with his wife being somewhere near his age.
 
2014-05-09 05:57:38 PM  
Ride, Sally, Ride.
 
2014-05-09 06:47:05 PM  

Duane Dibbley: Those are terrible paintings. Maybe they can be donated to the Museum of Bad Art (  http://www.museumofbadart.org/collection/ ) gratis.


You know who else had a Museum of Bad Art?

www.hausderkunst.de
 
2014-05-09 07:09:42 PM  
I like art. I like naked women. I like ronnie wood almost as much as mick taylor

I have no money.
 
2014-05-09 08:41:57 PM  

LucklessWonder: The Pope of Manwich Village: You could fit six Hot Wheels cars side-by-side between her bewbs. That's unacceptable, in my opinion.

That's a really bizarre measurement standard you have going there.


Says you! Hotwheels and bewbs go together like ice cream and sriracha!
 
2014-05-09 09:02:11 PM  

Wellon Dowd: George Bush has a similar painting of his wife on offer.


NSFW
 
2014-05-09 09:25:12 PM  

jaytkay: Wellon Dowd: George Bush has a similar painting of his wife on offer.

NSFW


I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
IP
2014-05-09 09:32:00 PM  

jaytkay: Wellon Dowd: George Bush has a similar painting of his wife on offer.

NSFW


CANNOT UNSEE!!1!
 
IP
2014-05-09 09:33:17 PM  
The adorable couple:

www.cinemablend.com
 
2014-05-09 11:09:26 PM  

show me: I like to think of him as "Former Faces' guitarist Ronnie Wood."

/Stay With Me


Almost ran into them with a tray of baked potatoes while rounding a corner from the banquet kitchen in a Hyatt. They where leaving to do a show.
Was suprised by how short they all were.
 
2014-05-09 11:35:09 PM  
Lay down, Sally. Rest here in my arms. I've been waitin' all night long just to talk to you!
 
2014-05-09 11:42:47 PM  

WordsnCollision: Duane Dibbley: Those are terrible paintings. Maybe they can be donated to the Museum of Bad Art (  http://www.museumofbadart.org/collection/ ) gratis.

You know who else had a Museum of Bad Art?

[www.hausderkunst.de image 630x340]


That's about as obscure as a Godwin gets.
 
2014-05-10 01:45:26 AM  

lindalouwho: show me: I like to think of him as "Former Faces' guitarist Ronnie Wood."

/Stay With Me

Almost ran into them with a tray of baked potatoes while rounding a corner from the banquet kitchen in a Hyatt. They where leaving to do a show.
Was suprised by how short they all were.


You mean they were Small Faces?

/rip steve marriott
 
2014-05-10 03:37:13 AM  

uncleacid: Ride, Sally, Ride.


The astronaut? Nah, she died 2yrs ago.
 
2014-05-10 05:44:03 AM  

Wellon Dowd: George Bush has a similar painting of his wife on offer.



 But it's the one of his mother that's going to fetch the big bucks!
 
2014-05-10 09:52:21 AM  

jaytkay: Wellon Dowd: George Bush has a similar painting of his wife on offer.

NSFW


I snortled at that. /that's my Bush!
 
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