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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Blasphemy, or pure genius? You decide: McDonald's to dabble in seasoned fries   ( wfaa.com) divider line
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2014-05-09 11:08:54 AM  
2 votes:

If you want blasphemy, put melted cheese on top of them and call them:

Cheesus Fries ®

2014-05-09 12:51:14 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-05-09 12:26:39 PM  
1 vote:
I like them French fried potaters.

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2014-05-09 07:57:56 AM  
1 vote:

doglover: Seasoned fries aren't very good. Nor are they a new idea at McDonald's. It's mostly just colored salt anyway.



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2014-05-09 07:56:39 AM  
1 vote:

Lenny_da_Hog: Blasphemy, or pure genius?

They're just freaking potatoes. That's all. Potatoes.

They are not a lifestyle. They are not religious icons. They hold no pathway to knowledge. They will not change your life, make you attractive, or make you popular.

They are potatoes, grown in the ground by farmers, sliced by machines, frozen, fried in vegetable oil, and placed in a container for sale.

Potatoes. Just potatoes.


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2014-05-09 07:52:12 AM  
1 vote:

criscodisco: Thank God, their fries have been bland as hell since they changed the oil. Like a big box of greasy dog dicks.


What makes you so familiar with dog dicks?  Are you a dog dick connoisseur?  Or just a dog dick snob?
2014-05-09 07:05:57 AM  
1 vote:
Call me when they bring back their original deep fried apple pies.

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2014-05-09 01:22:22 AM  
1 vote:

TommyymmoT: criscodisco: Thank God, their fries have been bland as hell since they changed the oil. Like a big box of greasy dog dicks.

That's why I bake my dog dicks instead of frying.
It really brings out the flavor.


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Dicks come in a big greasy bag, not a box.
2014-05-09 01:19:37 AM  
1 vote:

criscodisco: Thank God, their fries have been bland as hell since they changed the oil. Like a big box of greasy dog dicks.


That's why I bake my dog dicks instead of frying.
It really brings out the flavor.
2014-05-09 01:07:50 AM  
1 vote:

Notabunny: Those rat bastards tore my heart out when they took away their hot mustard sauce. I hope they don't think they can just come crawling back to me now with their damn seasoned fries and all will be forgiven.


It's McDonalds. They don't crawl. More like "waddle".
2014-05-09 01:01:19 AM  
1 vote:
Thank God, their fries have been bland as hell since they changed the oil. Like a big box of greasy dog dicks.
2014-05-09 12:55:56 AM  
1 vote:
Those rat bastards tore my heart out when they took away their hot mustard sauce. I hope they don't think they can just come crawling back to me now with their damn seasoned fries and all will be forgiven.
 
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