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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Blasphemy, or pure genius? You decide: McDonald's to dabble in seasoned fries   (wfaa.com ) divider line
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2014-05-09 01:01:19 AM  
3 votes:
Thank God, their fries have been bland as hell since they changed the oil. Like a big box of greasy dog dicks.
2014-05-09 07:08:19 AM  
2 votes:
Any eatery that sells seasoned fries should be immediately closed and nuked from orbit by the health dept as a risk to the public good.

Apparently, I'm in the minority, because seasoned fries farking suck and should not be allowed. French fry taste comes from the oil/grease you fry them in, not from all the farking shiat you put on them after (garlic salt, old bay, etc). If you cant make a fry taste good right out of the fryer, you're doing it wrong and dont deserve to make food for public consumption.
2014-05-09 06:52:03 AM  
2 votes:
Blasphemy, or pure genius?

They're just freaking potatoes. That's all. Potatoes.

They are not a lifestyle. They are not religious icons. They hold no pathway to knowledge. They will not change your life, make you attractive, or make you popular.

They are potatoes, grown in the ground by farmers, sliced by machines, frozen, fried in vegetable oil, and placed in a container for sale.

Potatoes. Just potatoes.
2014-05-09 11:33:19 AM  
1 vote:

luidprand: Also, red potatoes SUCK.


You shut your whore mouth!  I love red potatoes, they are the only potatoes you can use to make stew, some oil and rosemary..... god I need lunch now.
2014-05-09 09:21:02 AM  
1 vote:
Not to get all elitist, but if the right potato and oil are used in the process, all you need is a dash of regular salt. When I think about "seasoned" fries, I think too salty.
2014-05-09 08:31:37 AM  
1 vote:

Danger Avoid Death: cchris_39: How about just going back to the 1970s recipe?

You mean cooking them in beef tallow?


YES, YES, YES!!! They have been just sad since they tried to appease the vegans.  What were they thinking?  Why would a burger place ever give a damn about a group of people that at most would only rarely ever eat there?

"Hey, lets cater to a group of people that hate us by screwing up the only reason everybody else loves us!"

I seriously think people still like their fries because they want to think they still taste as good as they did when they were kids.
2014-05-09 08:17:50 AM  
1 vote:
%his is news?  Folks have been putting Lawrys seasoned salt on their fries for years.
2014-05-09 08:05:42 AM  
1 vote:
2.bp.blogspot.comDidn't work out well, either.

Bring back fries cooked in tallow and screw the vegans.
2014-05-09 07:52:16 AM  
1 vote:
All places should have little pouches of Tony's seasoning.  Maybe cavender's too.
2014-05-09 06:47:12 AM  
1 vote:
Zesty Ranch? Ranch is shiat.
2014-05-09 01:22:22 AM  
1 vote:

TommyymmoT: criscodisco: Thank God, their fries have been bland as hell since they changed the oil. Like a big box of greasy dog dicks.

That's why I bake my dog dicks instead of frying.
It really brings out the flavor.


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Dicks come in a big greasy bag, not a box.
2014-05-09 01:19:37 AM  
1 vote:

criscodisco: Thank God, their fries have been bland as hell since they changed the oil. Like a big box of greasy dog dicks.


That's why I bake my dog dicks instead of frying.
It really brings out the flavor.
2014-05-09 01:00:04 AM  
1 vote:
How about neither?

Step 1: make fries
Step 2: toss in seasoning

This is neither a genius creation, nor blasphemy. Sure it's tasty. Why are we even bothering to discuss this?
2014-05-09 12:31:12 AM  
1 vote:
Curly fries?

Yeah, I still don't care. I tried! Really did! But, nope ...
2014-05-09 12:25:12 AM  
1 vote:
frankly, that sounds delicious. on the other hand i could make better fries/my own seasoning
 
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