Notabunny: Those rat bastards tore my heart out when they took away their hot mustard sauce. I hope they don't think they can just come crawling back to me now with their damn seasoned fries and all will be forgiven.
criscodisco: Thank God, their fries have been bland as hell since they changed the oil. Like a big box of greasy dog dicks.
TommyymmoT: criscodisco: Thank God, their fries have been bland as hell since they changed the oil. Like a big box of greasy dog dicks.That's why I bake my dog dicks instead of frying.It really brings out the flavor.
Danger Avoid Death: TommyymmoT: criscodisco: Thank God, their fries have been bland as hell since they changed the oil. Like a big box of greasy dog dicks.That's why I bake my dog dicks instead of frying.It really brings out the flavor.[farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x375]Dicks come in a big greasy bag, not a box.
doglover: Seasoned fries aren't very good. Nor are they a new idea at McDonald's. It's mostly just colored salt anyway.
TommyymmoT: doglover: Seasoned fries aren't very good. Nor are they a new idea at McDonald's. It's mostly just colored salt anyway.Sometimes they add that stuff that they put on BBQ potato chips.
bdub77: How about neither?Step 1: make friesStep 2: toss in seasoningThis is neither a genius creation, nor blasphemy. Sure it's tasty. Why are we even bothering to discuss this?
C18H27NO3: Danger Avoid Death:Dicks come in a big greasy bag, not a box.Did you honestly say dicks don't come in a box? For real?
muck1969: The salt in my McFries is too damn high!/seriously, i order with no salt. Fries should taste like potatoes.
moothemagiccow: Waste of time when the burgers still taste like ass.
moeburn: Montreal Chicken Seasoning. Any brand, really, or make your own. It is the very best thing on fries.
Dick Gozinya: Any eatery that sells seasoned fries should be immediately closed and nuked from orbit by the health dept as a risk to the public good.Apparently, I'm in the minority, because seasoned fries farking suck and should not be allowed. French fry taste comes from the oil/grease you fry them in, not from all the farking shiat you put on them after (garlic salt, old bay, etc). If you cant make a fry taste good right out of the fryer, you're doing it wrong and dont deserve to make food for public consumption.
Ex-Texan: When I make "frits" at home, I'm lucky if I get any. so much beter than normal fries, letting the potatoes soak in water, making them really crunchy and light. Almost worth a trip to Belgium for some.
the8re: Call me when they bring back their original deep fried apple pies.
Bslim: Full disclosure: I have a thing for their wedge fries and can't understand why they aren't in the permanent, regular menu./I sound fat
tiamet4: Meh. As long as they don't try to force it on you like burger king does with satisfries in their kids meals I don't care.Now if they offered sweet potatoe fries I might be a little excited
Lenny_da_Hog: Blasphemy, or pure genius?They're just freaking potatoes. That's all. Potatoes.They are not a lifestyle. They are not religious icons. They hold no pathway to knowledge. They will not change your life, make you attractive, or make you popular.They are potatoes, grown in the ground by farmers, sliced by machines, frozen, fried in vegetable oil, and placed in a container for sale.Potatoes. Just potatoes.
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