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(Opposing Views)   That awkward moment when a woman hugs you, police assume she's a prostitute, she gets arrested and then you watch a court order her deportation   (opposingviews.com) divider line 9
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2014-05-09 12:35:19 AM
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If you ever see a woman hugging me, you don't need to assume that she's a prostitute.
You should already know.
2014-05-09 02:35:13 AM
1 votes:

Ryker's Peninsula: If you ever see a woman hugging me, you don't need to assume that she's a prostitute.
You should already know.


With me it's that or that we're closely related. Or both.

The last hug I got was from my 17 year old niece as I was leaving. Last July. As if that wasn't sappy enough she patted my chest and said "You can come back." Given that for 10 years the kid was afraid of this strange old man who showed up every few years to spend a week drinking and snoring in the basement family room that meant a lot. (Sheltered little suburban girls are supposed to be afraid of gnomes and ogres anyway, right?)

By the way, the cheapest 100 proof vodka in the Liquor Barn Express is a good excuse to drink Jumex "nectars." Maybe tomorrow I'll buy Mexican Coca Cola to kill it with. They should pay me $7.49 to choke this down "neutral spirit."
2014-05-09 01:17:00 AM
1 votes:

Wake Up Sheeple: The thing about the "puritans" is that you can tell what it is they really want or have a fetish about, based on how much they want to control it or make it go away.


A Puritan is a person who lives in abject fear that someone, somewhere, might be having a good time.
                                                                                      --- H.L. Mencken
2014-05-09 12:47:00 AM
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ramblinwreck: "Cop Arrests Woman For Prostitution After Seeing Her Huge a Male in Public."  LOL WUT?


Well if she made him huge, clearly something sexual was going on.
2014-05-09 12:32:53 AM
1 votes:
"Cop Arrests Woman For Prostitution After Seeing Her Huge a Male in Public."  LOL WUT?
2014-05-09 12:30:54 AM
1 votes:

fifthhorseman: doglover: There is enough money to get me to visit the UAE. It's not a rediculously large sum, but it is a higher sum than I would ever be offered and my behavior will best be described as laconic.

The whole no booze thing is a complete deal-breaker for me.


For real I won't even go to a restaurant that doesn't serve booze.
2014-05-09 12:29:30 AM
1 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: sithon: I always wonder why the wealthy are flocking to a moral backwater not much better than saudi arabia. Sure there are beautiful glittering buildings but it's mostly filled with backwards religious ideologues.

The desert will swallow those cities again soon enough.


Sooner the better and don't get me started on puritans in the US.
2014-05-09 12:22:43 AM
1 votes:
As someone who's actually been to Dubai (on deployment)...why are we allied with these asshats?  Oh, right.  Silly me, I forgot they have oil.
2014-05-09 12:10:47 AM
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