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(Jacksonville.com)   Don't like your neighbors? Why not pretend to be the homeowner and hire a company to bulldoze their trailer?   (members.jacksonville.com) divider line 36
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2014-05-08 10:29:06 PM
Because I'll be thrown in jail with a guy of indiscriminate affection?
 
2014-05-09 12:15:49 AM

Snarfangel: Because I'll be thrown in jail with a guy of indiscriminate affection?


More likely a gal.
 
2014-05-09 12:18:39 AM
The basic idea is pretty awesomely diabolical, except for the getting caught part. Maybe if she'd had a friend talk to the contractor, then disappear before the police showed up.
 
2014-05-09 12:18:42 AM
What, no "smoking hot" reference to the old hag?  Fark I am disappoint.
 
2014-05-09 12:19:12 AM
If I ever become super rich I'll just buy their mortgages and change the payment due dates.
 
2014-05-09 12:21:24 AM
... bulldoze their trailer.

Ah, white trash people problems.
 
2014-05-09 12:39:35 AM
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2014-05-09 12:45:42 AM

T Baggins: The basic idea is pretty awesomely diabolical, except for the getting caught part. Maybe if she'd had a friend talk to the contractor, then disappear before the police showed up.


Or done something like disguise her appearance with a fake mustache. That way the contractor would have never recognized her.
 
2014-05-09 12:48:25 AM

Yaw String: Snarfangel: Because I'll be thrown in jail with a guy of indiscriminate affection?

More likely a gal.


Says you.
 
2014-05-09 12:52:40 AM

ongbok: T Baggins: The basic idea is pretty awesomely diabolical, except for the getting caught part. Maybe if she'd had a friend talk to the contractor, then disappear before the police showed up.

Or done something like disguise her appearance with a fake mustache. That way the contractor would have never recognized her.


Honestly? The newspaper thing from old black and white movies actually works pretty well. You know, the one where the one dude is reading a newspaper; but, he's really following/watching someone else.

/ for you young people; a newspaper is papery analog blog.
 
2014-05-09 12:53:44 AM
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I thought you milkylickers were supposed to come tear down my house today (or something to that effect)

/and quick, cause I got polyps in my ass
 
2014-05-09 01:01:47 AM
"Homeowner"
 
2014-05-09 01:02:48 AM
"Damage was estimated at $25,000."

Must have destroyed the TV, too.
 
2014-05-09 01:06:59 AM
Wow. Only $10 for three months of total digital access to the Florida Times-Union. That's 50% cheaper than TF!
 
2014-05-09 01:18:40 AM
First world pro....

Trailer?

Third world problems...
 
2014-05-09 01:36:30 AM
Seems like she should have her house bulldozed. Send in the Health dept., she looks like a total slob.
 
2014-05-09 01:39:21 AM

Bob The Nob: "Damage was estimated at $25,000."

Must have destroyed the TV, too.


I'm pretty sure they were being generous, and rounded up.
 
2014-05-09 01:41:36 AM
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2014-05-09 01:55:48 AM

sandbar67: Bob The Nob: "Damage was estimated at $25,000."

Must have destroyed the TV, too.

I'm pretty sure they were being generous, and rounded up.


By several zeros.
 
2014-05-09 02:36:56 AM

kendelrio: sandbar67: Bob The Nob: "Damage was estimated at $25,000."

Must have destroyed the TV, too.

I'm pretty sure they were being generous, and rounded up.

By several zeros.


This didn't happen in Detroit.
 
2014-05-09 03:17:45 AM
Well, she will get her wish: they won't be her neighbors anymore

/Mainly because they won't be in the cell next to her.
 
2014-05-09 04:24:58 AM

phalamir: Well, she will get her wish: they won't be her neighbors anymore

/Mainly because they won't be in the cell next to her.


It's Florida. Give it time.
 
2014-05-09 05:10:58 AM
The damage for having a bulldozer level the place and septic system was only $25k?

Jeez, what a bargain.
 
2014-05-09 05:15:17 AM
 Does a trailer really need to be torn down? Can't it just be towed away?
 
2014-05-09 05:22:57 AM
TFA was greyed out to me unless I answered two survey questions.  Are you at all interested in live cultural events?  No.  How much money do you spend monthly on live cultural events?  $20,000,000,000.

Information given under duress is rarely good information.
 
2014-05-09 07:03:09 AM
that's what the people who live next to that guy with the naked, flayed, pregnant, 33 ft. tall statue from yesterdays article need to do.
 
2014-05-09 08:23:46 AM

CRtwenty: The damage for having a bulldozer level the place and septic system was only $25k?

Jeez, what a bargain.


We are talking about a trailer, it would've had to been a double wide with a cedar red deck to be worth that much.  Also have a solid foundation.

The first place I could afford to rent was a single wide, I was given the option of buying the place, for ~$1,700.  I moved to a real apartment.
 
2014-05-09 08:49:54 AM

CRtwenty: The damage for having a bulldozer level the place and septic system was only $25k?

Jeez, what a bargain.


One of my grandmother's friends moved down here from NJ and bought a trailer home.  "Aren't you afraid of hurricanes and tornadoes?" Grandma asked?

"Meh," her friend replied.  "I'll just buy another one."
 
2014-05-09 09:17:27 AM
This happened by accident in my neighborhood.
Dude had a run down trailer and had a guy come and bulldoze it.
I live on a dirt road with lots of them. Mostly hunting camps.
The dozer guy got the wrong one, and didn't even know it until he called to find out why he hadn't gotten his check yet. The Trailer owner said because you never tore down my trailer. *awkward silence*
Dozer guy had to rustle up a new POS trailer and install it for the land owner (It had just disintegrated since) and go back and tear down the right one.
My neighborhood is actually nice, but you have to drive through a forest lane that looks like the entrance to Vulkenvania just to get there.
 
2014-05-09 09:18:51 AM

Tealeaf: TFA was greyed out to me unless I answered two survey questions.  Are you at all interested in live cultural events?  No.  How much money do you spend monthly on live cultural events?  $20,000,000,000.

Information given under duress is rarely good information.


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2014-05-09 09:28:20 AM
I really don't know why I found that funny as hell and it made me laugh...

/does that make me a bad person?
//AND septic tank!!!!  LOL
 
2014-05-09 09:51:45 AM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: ... bulldoze their trailer.

Ah, white trash people problems.


Florida tag was a strong indicator
 
2014-05-09 10:17:00 AM

Barnabus_Duke: I really don't know why I found that funny as hell and it made me laugh...

/does that make me a bad person?
//AND septic tank!!!!  LOL


You're bad and you should feel bad.

/not really, you're just another weirdo on Fark.com
//embrace the snark side.
 
2014-05-09 10:50:58 AM

Snarfangel: Because I'll be thrown in jail with a guy of indiscriminate affection?


"I didn't say 'bulldoze that trailer'".  "I said 'pull those cat mailers out of my mailbox' and you took off before I could finish.  Nothing I hate more than flyers about cats in my mailbox'"
 
2014-05-09 01:48:46 PM
yup you damn well know that's a suing.

/not that i think she has much to sue for.
 
2014-05-09 08:31:35 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Wow. Only $10 for three months of total digital access to the Florida Times-Union. That's 50% cheaper than TF!


33%. You must have attended public schools. In Florida.
 
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