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(CNN)   High ranking defector from Best Korea says Kim Jong Un is just a puppet. I think I've seen this movie   (amanpour.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 65
    More: Interesting, Christiane Amanpour, CNN, Jang Song-thaek, North Korean defectors, Kim Jong, North Koreans  
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2014-05-09 01:14:32 AM
So effective was the regime propaganda machine, he told Amanpour, that he did not even believe that Kim the elder used the toilet.

...i.....uh....
 
2014-05-09 02:03:45 AM
Huh.  Our politicians are puppets, too.
 
2014-05-09 02:04:49 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
Now you see, the changing of the worrd is inevitabre!
 
2014-05-09 02:04:59 AM

CoonAce: Huh.  Our politicians are puppets, too.


Different kind. Theirs have stings, ours have hands up their asses.
 
2014-05-09 02:06:14 AM

log_jammin: So effective was the regime propaganda machine, he told Amanpour, that he did not even believe that Kim the elder used the toilet.

...i.....uh....


Seriously, no shiat.
 
2014-05-09 02:07:35 AM

Gyrfalcon: CoonAce: Huh.  Our politicians are puppets, too.

Different kind. Theirs have stings, ours have hands up their asses.

Best post of the week
 
2014-05-09 02:08:10 AM
Has anyone called Hans Brix?

/Benghazi
 
2014-05-09 02:09:53 AM
i.walmartimages.com
 
2014-05-09 02:10:52 AM
Kim Jong Un is the world's ugliest Beanie Baby.
 
2014-05-09 02:14:14 AM
img.4plebs.org
Not a puppet, but close
 
2014-05-09 02:14:57 AM
Am I the only person who has had enough of dumb ass communists?
 
2014-05-09 02:16:22 AM
Winston: "Does Big Brother exist?"

O'Brien: "Of course he exists. The Party exists. Big Brother is the embodiment of the Party"

Winston: "Does he exist in the same way I exist?"

O'Brien: "You do not exist."
 
2014-05-09 02:18:54 AM

Mitch Mitchell: Am I the only person who has had enough of dumb ass communists?


I could do with some mouth communists for a change of pace, yeah.
 
2014-05-09 02:21:06 AM

Mitch Mitchell: Am I the only person who has had enough of dumb ass communists?


No, you're not alone at all.  Not to be all McCarthy here but about the only people that really like them are communists themselves.  Full on cool-aid drinkers.
 
2014-05-09 02:22:06 AM

CoonAce: Huh.  Our politicians are puppets, too.


Seconded.
 
2014-05-09 02:24:32 AM

Gyrfalcon: CoonAce: Huh.  Our politicians are puppets, too.

Different kind. Theirs have stings, ours have hands HEADS up their asses.


FTFY.
 
2014-05-09 02:24:53 AM
This news story really isn't a surprise.  It's been speculated for years that the Kim family are just sociopathic sock puppets for The Party over there in Best Korea.
 
2014-05-09 02:43:56 AM
I hear that he has aspirations to become a real little boy.
 
2014-05-09 02:52:27 AM
"Kim Jung Il had the OGD as his old boys' network," Jang told Amanpour. "Kim Jong-un may have friends in his Swiss school, but he has no one inside North Korea."

Sadly, Un isn't down with OGD.
 
2014-05-09 02:56:28 AM

Farker Soze: "Kim Jung Il had the OGD as his old boys' network," Jang told Amanpour. "Kim Jong-un may have friends in his Swiss school, but he has no one inside North Korea."

Sadly, Un isn't down with OGD.


media.carbonated.tv
 
2014-05-09 02:59:34 AM
So ronery.
 
2014-05-09 03:17:04 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: CoonAce: Huh.  Our politicians are puppets, too.

Different kind. Theirs have stings, ours have hands HEADS up their asses.

FTFY.


Puppets do not work that way!
 
2014-05-09 03:21:18 AM
The man I saw standing in front of me was a man, he was a human being. He was not a holy man; he was not a saint; he was not a god. He was a man just like me, who did use the toilet."

BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2014-05-09 03:25:24 AM
It's like they are living in a land of confusion.
 
2014-05-09 03:38:05 AM
"If you want to understand North Korea do not look at it like a country, but rather understand that it is a religion." - Some Korean Guy
 
2014-05-09 03:50:59 AM
The back key is your friend.
 
2014-05-09 03:51:28 AM
Jang is the author of a new book, "Dear Leader: Poet, Spy, Escapee - A Look Inside North Korea."
"After the execution of Jang Song Thaek [Kim Jong Un's uncle], he has become an orphan - not just in terms of family connections, but in terms of politics."

But Rodman said the uncle wasn't executed...
 
2014-05-09 04:00:21 AM
"If you want to understand North Korea do not look at it like a country, but rather understand that it is a religion." - RAND PAUL
 
2014-05-09 04:06:13 AM
"If you want to understand North Korea do not look at it like a country, but rather understand that it is a religion."
- Anne Frank
 
2014-05-09 04:20:20 AM
"If you want to understand North Korea, Beelzebub octagon jiggly interference facial tissue maximum." -- Gary Busey.
 
2014-05-09 04:23:26 AM

Brainsick: "If you want to understand North Korea do not look at it like a country, but rather understand that it is an religion."

insane asylum - RAND PAUL
 
2014-05-09 04:58:32 AM
"I have a Dream"

--Kim Jong Um Yeah Who's Really In Charge of This F*cker
 
2014-05-09 04:59:23 AM
"No Shiat", said Sherlock commenting from the Institute.
 
2014-05-09 05:45:47 AM

CoonAce: Huh.  Our politicians are puppets, too.


dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2014-05-09 05:56:41 AM

Danger Avoid Death: "If you want to understand North Korea, Beelzebub octagon jiggly interference facial tissue maximum." -- Gary Busey

Best line of the day

 
2014-05-09 06:00:45 AM

whidbey: The man I saw standing in front of me was a man, he was a human being. He was not a holy man; he was not a saint; he was not a god. He was a man just like me, who did use the toilet."

BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Blinded by pee, you can't see a thing,
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear your stream.
 
2014-05-09 06:02:44 AM

Brainsick: "If you want to understand North Korea do not look at it like a country, but rather understand that it is a religion." - RAND PAUL


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-09 06:14:10 AM
I have no idea what's going on in this thread.

I LIKE IT. MORE!

*smashes cup*
 
2014-05-09 06:21:04 AM

Danger Avoid Death: "If you want to understand North Korea, Beelzebub octagon jiggly interference facial tissue maximum." -- Gary Busey.


Nice
 
2014-05-09 07:07:34 AM
Herro Hans Brix!

You are worfress Arec Barrwin.  That's why I brew your head off.
 
2014-05-09 07:24:14 AM
If Kim would just recognise gay marriage,then 90% of Farkers would be OK with N.Korea polices.

 Centralise planning, no school choice, compliant   press , autocratic ruling class (family) along with the agnostic bent.
  This is the stuff of paradise
.img.fark.net

* Our propaganda is better than their propaganda.
 
2014-05-09 07:33:30 AM

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: If Kim would just recognise gay marriage,then 90% of Farkers would be OK with N.Korea polices.

 Centralise planning, no school choice, compliant   press , autocratic ruling class (family) along with the agnostic bent.
  This is the stuff of paradise
.[img.fark.net image 343x147]

* Our propaganda is better than their propaganda.


.01/10
 
2014-05-09 07:38:14 AM

log_jammin: Dr.Mxyzptlk.: If Kim would just recognise gay marriage,then 90% of Farkers would be OK with N.Korea polices.

 Centralise planning, no school choice, compliant   press , autocratic ruling class (family) along with the agnostic bent.
  This is the stuff of paradise
.[img.fark.net image 343x147]

* Our propaganda is better than their propaganda.

.01/10


So that's what "almost pregnant" means ...
 
2014-05-09 07:40:17 AM

Noishkel: This news story really isn't a surprise.  It's been speculated for years that the Kim family are just sociopathic sock puppets for The Party over there in Best Korea.


Yeah, but it's still good to hear some confirmation from an insider there.  Defectors from the inner circles of power up there are relatively rare compared to the peasant/low ranking defectors we usually get.

I'd imagine he got a helluva debrief from South Korean and US intelligence after he left.

So, the Kim Dynasty really has become like the Chinese and Japanese Emperors. . .a puppet that sits and is manipulated by the military and bureaucracy, having nominally supreme power but very little ability to use it.
 
2014-05-09 08:29:56 AM

Prophet of Loss: log_jammin: So effective was the regime propaganda machine, he told Amanpour, that he did not even believe that Kim the elder used the toilet.

...i.....uh....

Seriously, no shiat.


That's what he said.
 
2014-05-09 10:06:27 AM
that guy's family is screwed now
 
2014-05-09 10:10:49 AM

log_jammin: So effective was the regime propaganda machine, he told Amanpour, that he did not even believe that Kim the elder used the toilet.

...i.....uh....


I would imagine there is a metric shiatton of Best Koreans who don't use the toilet, as doing so would take valuable time away from finding a patch of grass to eat.  Poop in place, just like Dear Leader.
 
2014-05-09 10:16:26 AM

yellowjester: Jang is the author of a new book, "Dear Leader: Poet, Spy, Escapee - A Look Inside North Korea."
"After the execution of Jang Song Thaek [Kim Jong Un's uncle], he has become an orphan - not just in terms of family connections, but in terms of politics."

But Rodman said the uncle wasn't executed...


Nah, being mauled by dogs (allegedly) IS death by natural causes.  You can't walk around in a steak suit and not expect attention from random dogs.  He was asking for it.
 
2014-05-09 11:02:14 AM

Noishkel: Mitch Mitchell: Am I the only person who has had enough of dumb ass communists?

No, you're not alone at all.  Not to be all McCarthy here but about the only people that really like them are communists themselves.  Full on cool-aid drinkers.


I happen to know a lot of Communists from when I were active in the no war against Iraq movement. And I can tell you that they don't like North Korea at all, nor acknowledge it as Communist.

Something like Cuba would be more to their taste I'd think.
 
2014-05-09 11:15:12 AM

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: If Kim would just recognise gay marriage,then 90% of Farkers would be OK with N.Korea polices.

 Centralise planning, no school choice, compliant   press , autocratic ruling class (family) along with the agnostic bent.
  This is the stuff of paradise
.[img.fark.net image 343x147]

* Our propaganda is better than their propaganda.


How do you function with your head so firmly rammed up your ass?
 
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