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(CBS News)   Mom reports child missing. Search party of 50 called. Child was at school   ( divider line
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2014-05-08 07:45:51 PM  
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After which the cops shot a dog and planted crack on a Hispanic after beating him mercilessly.
2014-05-08 07:21:31 PM  
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What are the odds? Seriously. What are the odds an American kid is in school instead of trouble?

Don't blame Mom.

At that age they can be pretty frazzled ... after six years without sleep I mean.
2014-05-08 07:06:17 PM  
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Except that in this case, police ended up arresting Mulholland on drug-related charges, according to the station.
"She definitely has narcotics - either they're prescribed to her or not - in her system, from her own admission

Ah the old "You made us look stupid & wasted our time so we're going to arrest you no matter what" way of law enforcement.  Now I'm not saying that this woman is anywhere near mother of the year territory, but a quick 3-5 minute call to her doctor to see if she was supposed to be taking various drugs would seem like the way to go.  At least for those who believe in a 'justice' system rather than a 'fark you, because we can' system.

Too bad getting her some help never seem to enter their thought patterns once it was realized that the kid was found but instead switched over to a "well someone's got to pay" way of thinking.
2014-05-08 06:23:09 PM  
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2014-05-08 04:51:24 PM  
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So they found the kid?

Good job, high fives
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