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(The Raw Story)   TX GOP Candidate for LT governor says that it " is a myth that Planned Parenthood has anything to do with women's health,". I mean c'mon, they expect us to believe "mammograms" or "gynecologists" are real things? Nice try Planned Parenthood   (rawstory.com) divider line 28
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2014-05-08 05:45:50 PM
6 votes:
In cases of a legitimate female outreach, the GOP has ways of shutting the whole thing down.
2014-05-08 05:37:49 PM
5 votes:
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2014-05-09 12:20:32 AM
4 votes:

How dare these people suggest that people use contraception and educate folks on how to NOT become pregnant in the first place? I mean, if the Godless stop having all these out of wedlock babies, then how is Jesus going to stock up Hell's kindling? Won't someone think of the poor Debbil? He goin' get cold down in the Pit with only the meager pickings that the lotto and porn bring in, and with diminishing returns at every round if we actually stop sending all those unbaptized fetuses to the Hereafter.


Why won't someone think of the poor Debbil? He gave us so much, after all...



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Planned Parenthood is going to cost Hell a brazillion souls if they continue, and save the taxpayers millions of dollars that they'll only spend in an active economy. Don't these people know that government workers NEED heavy caseloads to justify their salaries? Why does Planned Parenthood hate the government? Why does it hate the US? Why does it hate Lucifer and reject Jesus' plan to send all the sinners who fornicate babies to punish them for their sins?

Yup. Planned Parenthood: the REAL enemy...
2014-05-08 06:56:43 PM
4 votes:

Dusk-You-n-Me: netizencain: Honest question... he seems to have a valid point... why are all the PP shops closing up in Texas?  What am I missing?

Some have closed completely, others have stopped providing abortion services. They were forced to do this because the Texas legislature passed onerous and unnecessary requirements for abortion providing facilities, and the fifth circuit court of appeals upheld the law as constitutional.


It's perfectly legitimate to require a level 4 burn ward, a radiologist who speaks fluent Hungarian, Klingon, and Farsi, and no less than 31 medical sinks per staff member - including the secretary up front.
2014-05-08 07:30:45 PM
3 votes:
Why do conservatives hate women so much?  Is it the monthy uncleanliness?  The innate weakness?  The tendency to capitulate to talking snakes?

I don't get it.
2014-05-08 07:15:41 PM
3 votes:
under martian law gynecologists and other wizards are forbidden
2014-05-08 04:55:25 PM
3 votes:
actually, abortion is over 90 percent of what planned parenthood does.*

*not intended to be a factual statement.
2014-05-09 02:22:11 AM
2 votes:
Let me guess... This is still real to him, damn it:
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2014-05-08 07:11:41 PM
2 votes:

SauronWasFramed: Blues_X: SauronWasFramed: Planned parenthood does not perform mammograms.

But...

"Planned Parenthood offers comprehensive breast health care management, which includes manual breast exams as well as patient education on breast health. That care management program includes providing women with information about mammograms, referring them to health centers where they can obtain mammograms, and assisting them in covering the costs of the procedure by referring them to government programs that provide free mammograms or by using grant funds to reimburse the medical providers who perform the mammograms."

So the GOP politician is still full of sh*t.



Not as much as the troll tactic subby.


Did you hurt yourself back pedaling into that wall, or does spin reversal come so naturally by now you don't even notice the whiplash?
2014-05-08 05:46:36 PM
2 votes:
and what about that whole "female orgasm" myth the feminazis keep going on and on about wanting us to believe in. I've heard all about it but never seen one in real life.
2014-05-08 05:30:37 PM
2 votes:
It's a myth that Netflix has anything to do with streaming media.
2014-05-09 09:29:50 AM
1 votes:

Graffito: I hear that planned parenthood even has health services for MEN!11!!


I don't know about that but it is a great place to meet easy women who don't mind if you go bare back.
2014-05-09 09:28:31 AM
1 votes:

Paris1127: Let me guess... This is still real to him, damn it:
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There's quite a bit of lost opportunities in this centre.  The kids at daycare are some cheap labour.  Ovens in the food court kitchens and incinerators.  That's wasteful.
2014-05-09 08:20:10 AM
1 votes:
You could beat the stupid of of assholes like him, but then there would be nothing left.
2014-05-09 12:38:33 AM
1 votes:
I've been a patient at PP in three states over the last 18 years. Not one have I had an abortion. Am I doing it wrong?
2014-05-08 11:42:14 PM
1 votes:

maxheck: It's not enough to defund the most successful *PREVENTER* of the need for abortion in the state, no, we have to lie about it as well.

I have a girlfriend in Texas, and having spent maybe a year in total in the state spread over the last few...

I am trying so very hard to get her up here into sanity world. Texas is so farked up on so many levels. And damn proud of it.




They actually restored some of the funding to Planned Parenthood as the increased births at county hospitals ended up costing more than the amount of funding cut. Add in the extra teachers schools, etc and it's a lot of $$.
2014-05-08 10:12:06 PM
1 votes:

SauronWasFramed: SauronWasFramed: Blues_X: SauronWasFramed: Planned parenthood does not perform mammograms.

But...

"Planned Parenthood offers comprehensive breast health care management, which includes manual breast exams as well as patient education on breast health. That care management program includes providing women with information about mammograms, referring them to health centers where they can obtain mammograms, and assisting them in covering the costs of the procedure by referring them to government programs that provide free mammograms or by using grant funds to reimburse the medical providers who perform the mammograms."

So the GOP politician is still full of sh*t.

And fwiw, I will happily give free manual  breast exams too.


I just offer oral exams for mammograms. Yes, it sucks, but someone has to do it.
2014-05-08 09:37:54 PM
1 votes:

SisterMaryElephant: SundaesChild Really, because when I was on unemployment Planned Parenthood did my pap smears, fished a dislodged IUD out of my uterus, and referred me for a mammogram.  In addition to the prerequisite birth control options.  I guess nobody bothered to tell them they have nothing to do with women's health.
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are ya married, sweetie?  Cuz if you were, your husband would take care of ya.  And if you're not married, you're just a slut and Jesus hates you.  Repent now, find you a man, and make him a sammich.


Jesus was known to hang out with prostitutes. I think I'm good in his book.
2014-05-08 08:19:05 PM
1 votes:

cchris_39: Superjew: Why do conservatives hate women so much?  Is it the monthy uncleanliness?  The innate weakness?  The tendency to capitulate to talking snakes?

I don't get it.

We don't get why liberals want women to kill their babies. Is it because you hate women or because they just aren't man enough to take responsibility?


Why do conservatives want women to die in back alleys, instead of going to medical professionals>
2014-05-08 07:44:39 PM
1 votes:

Superjew: Why do conservatives hate women so much?  Is it the monthy uncleanliness?  The innate weakness?  The tendency to capitulate to talking snakes?

I don't get it.


We don't get why liberals want women to kill their babies. Is it because you hate women or because they just aren't man enough to take responsibility?
2014-05-08 07:11:58 PM
1 votes:

orclover: Doesnt matter.  Gregg Abbot will never stand up for womens rights.


That's cold. LOL
2014-05-08 07:06:12 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: "One day, this nation is going to look back as this nation looks back on slavery from the 1800s and says, 'What were they thinking then?'"

To be fair the bible talks more about slavery than it does about abortion.


Isn't the current talking point that slavery was AWESOME?
2014-05-08 06:56:18 PM
1 votes:

gilgigamesh: Dusk-You-n-Me: Planned Parenthood's services help avoid nearly half a million unwanted pregnancies each year. They are America's biggest abortion preventer.

Well that's the problem, isn't it? With Planned Parenthood preventing all these abortions, what do far right politicians have to motivate their fundamentalist single issue whackadoodle base?

Pretty soon safe and legal abortions will be impossible to obtain anywhere from Texas to Florida. Then what will GOP candidates do? Terrorism doesn't have the same *bang* it did ten years ago. If you think that's going to drive the yahoos out to the polls forget about it.

Its freaking election season! We need to drive PP out of business and get those abortoplexes humming, man!


The two worst things that could happen to the Republican party are constitutional amendments banning abortion and gay marriage.
2014-05-08 06:49:06 PM
1 votes:
Doesnt matter.  Gregg Abbot will never stand up for womens rights.
2014-05-08 06:10:00 PM
1 votes:
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2014-05-08 05:17:49 PM
1 votes:
I mean do women even need doctors?
2014-05-08 05:12:24 PM
1 votes:
Really, because when I was on unemployment Planned Parenthood did my pap smears, fished a dislodged IUD out of my uterus, and referred me for a mammogram.  In addition to the prerequisite birth control options.  I guess nobody bothered to tell them they have nothing to do with women's health.
2014-05-08 05:09:49 PM
1 votes:

SauronWasFramed: Blues_X: SauronWasFramed: Planned parenthood does not perform mammograms.

But...

"Planned Parenthood offers comprehensive breast health care management, which includes manual breast exams as well as patient education on breast health. That care management program includes providing women with information about mammograms, referring them to health centers where they can obtain mammograms, and assisting them in covering the costs of the procedure by referring them to government programs that provide free mammograms or by using grant funds to reimburse the medical providers who perform the mammograms."

So the GOP politician is still full of sh*t.

Not as much as the troll tactic subby.


Well that's that. I am definitely not voting for the Submitter.
 
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