Mugato: Haven't they been remaking Lethal Weapon for 25 years?
gopher321: Let's really shake things up: the crazy cop should be a parapalegic, wheelchair-bound, homosexual, asian woman who's a lousy shot, and the straight cop should be white, short, bald, f-ing ugly, lives alone, not that smart, and has a pet tarantula called Bojangles.They should drive a modified Ford Econoline van, obey the traffic laws, and when they finally meet Joe Pesci, shoot him in the head.
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