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2014-05-08 05:18:26 PM  

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2014-05-08 05:26:37 PM  
I like the one where God dumps 5 vertical miles of water on the world and drowns nearly all life on Earth just because some humaans were dicks.
 
2014-05-08 05:31:38 PM  
I've always enjoyed this telling of the story of Sodom and Gomorrah.
 
2014-05-08 05:32:43 PM  

Via Infinito: I've always enjoyed this telling of the story of Sodom and Gomorrah.


That link is probably NSFW due to language.
 
2014-05-08 06:00:24 PM  
"...and they burned in hellfire forever and ever because someone asked a question about dinosaur bones. Amen."
 
2014-05-08 06:47:44 PM  
Not enough bible in that clip.

Judges 19. THAT's a bible story. Yeah.
 
2014-05-08 07:37:59 PM  

unlikely: Not enough bible in that clip.

Judges 19. THAT's a bible story. Yeah.


Genesis 6:2
 
2014-05-08 09:13:20 PM  
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2014-05-08 10:13:45 PM  
Take yer god damn bible stories and shove 'em up yer god damn ass.

In Jesus' name, amen.
 
2014-05-08 10:17:11 PM  
creationsciencestudy.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-08 10:17:29 PM  
Damn Deven Green is a super hot temptress
 
2014-05-08 10:22:43 PM  

veryequiped: Damn Deven Green is a super hot temptress


Yup.
 
2014-05-08 10:32:35 PM  
I love Betty's skull structure, especially her jaw line. She's an alien. A GGGGGGGILF from Cygnus X-1. Ther is no law beyond Betty. Love is the Law, love under Betty.
 
2014-05-09 01:22:20 AM  

Via Infinito: I've always enjoyed this telling of the story of Sodom and Gomorrah.


Full of gold.
 
2014-05-09 06:17:42 AM  

2wolves: [img.fark.net image 437x600]


thou art my favorite!
 
2014-05-09 09:36:58 AM  
I really wanted that to be funnier.
 
2014-05-09 01:36:15 PM  

AteMyBrain: I really wanted that to be funnier.


So laugh harder.
 
2014-05-09 03:04:15 PM  
i would take a rap on the white knuckles from that lady.  now where are those mommy-issues tissues?

/emphasis on the ewwwww's
 
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