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(The Wire)   Louie Gohmert is what would happen if your crazy uncle on FB became a Congressman: At a hearing on their merger he accuses Comcast of conspiring to keep Glenn Beck off the air and helping Al-Jazeera with their "Sharia Law push into US"   (thewire.com) divider line 80
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2014-05-08 04:29:56 PM
The Comcast guy should have said "Beck won't make us enough money. You support businesses making as much of a profit as they can, don't you congressman? "
 
2014-05-08 04:34:46 PM
CEO leans into the microphone "...Is this guy farking serious?"
 
2014-05-08 04:36:29 PM
Wow, Louis Gohmert is against something I'm against.

Did we just cross into Bizarro world or something?
 
2014-05-08 04:43:52 PM
Did they cast aspersions on your asparagus, Louie?
 
2014-05-08 05:02:33 PM
Gohmert won in his Congressional district

/They don't call them "Representatives" for no reason
 
2014-05-08 05:03:14 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-08 05:03:57 PM
So he's against private companies making their own decisions?

RINO!
 
2014-05-08 05:18:42 PM
That man is 10 gallons of stupid in a thimble.
 
2014-05-08 05:23:41 PM
Louie Gogurt vs Comcast? I don't know who to root for. This is like that Rogen vs Beiber thing.
 
2014-05-08 07:08:01 PM
I think if you made a list of points in Sharia Law that Louis Gohmert  agreed with/advocated with, you'd have a surprisingly long list
 
2014-05-08 07:35:27 PM
where does sharia law end and the goals of the christian right begin?
 
2014-05-08 07:36:18 PM
Surprise surprise surprise!
 
2014-05-08 07:38:48 PM

Omahawg: where does sharia law end and the goals of the christian right begin?


They are basically the same, except Sharia has scary Muslims.
 
2014-05-08 07:39:52 PM

Zeppelininthesky: Surprise surprise surprise!


Well golllllllllll-lee!  You mean you can't believe everything on the internet?!?!
 
2014-05-08 07:42:14 PM
Louie Gohmert is what would happen if you bred a muppet with a potato and dressed it up like a congressman.
 
2014-05-08 07:45:48 PM

UncomfortableSilence: Louie Gohmert is what would happen if you bred a muppet with a potato and dressed it up like a congressman.


Muppets are intentionally funny and potatoes can be turned into vodka.

I'd say more like a Jack Chick comic character and bag of funyuns.
 
2014-05-08 07:46:25 PM
I remember Louis Gohmert and Michele Bachmann getting network TV coverage for a press conference during the Debt Ceiling Crisis, and I marveled at the fact that I live in a country wherefolks like that are seen as legitimate.
 
2014-05-08 07:47:12 PM
I wonder...What are the consequences of a congressman lying at a congressional hearing?
 
2014-05-08 07:48:14 PM

wingnut396: UncomfortableSilence: Louie Gohmert is what would happen if you bred a muppet with a potato and dressed it up like a congressman.

Muppets are intentionally funny and potatoes can be turned into vodka.

I'd say more like a Jack Chick comic character and bag of funyuns.


Hey now, just because two things are good doesn't mean they can't produce a bad offspring. Cars are good, and so are trucks.  But if you breed them, you get an El Camino.
 
2014-05-08 07:48:28 PM

wingnut396: I'd say more like a Jack Chick comic character and bag of funyuns.


Except even those can be amusing with enough weed.
 
2014-05-08 07:48:51 PM

wingnut396: UncomfortableSilence: Louie Gohmert is what would happen if you bred a muppet with a potato and dressed it up like a congressman.

Muppets are intentionally funny and potatoes can be turned into vodka.

I'd say more like a Jack Chick comic character and bag of funyuns.


Sentient Onion article and Crystal Pepsi?
 
2014-05-08 07:50:44 PM
There is so much crazy in that article I need lithium after reading it.
 
2014-05-08 07:54:16 PM

fusillade762: Louie Gogurt vs Comcast? I don't know who to root for. This is like that Rogen vs Beiber



Gohmert.  Sure, he landed on the correct side of the issue via a twisted, paranoid, and generally insane route, but he's there and I'll take it.  Hopefully he can convince some of his teabagger friends as well.
 
2014-05-08 07:54:37 PM
poisoning the well perhaps?   This is now associated with those who are against the merger
 
2014-05-08 08:09:53 PM

Rwa2play: I'm against


Well you know that old saying about how two broken clocks don't make a right, so shame on you or something
 
2014-05-08 08:12:03 PM

Zeppelininthesky: Omahawg: where does sharia law end and the goals of the christian right begin?

They are basically the same, except Sharia has scary Muslims.


American muslims are less scary, better mannered, and more tolerant than evangelical christians.
 
2014-05-08 08:18:19 PM

wingnut396: UncomfortableSilence: Louie Gohmert is what would happen if you bred a muppet with a potato and dressed it up like a congressman.

Muppets are intentionally funny and potatoes can be turned into vodka.

I'd say more like a Jack Chick comic character and bag of funyuns.


No, he's a can of New Coke mixed with a can of Coke Zero.
 
2014-05-08 08:19:32 PM
Comcast has Islamic symbolism right in their logo. It's the worst-kept-secret that Comcast is a jihadi outfit.
 
2014-05-08 08:22:01 PM

lj1330: I wonder...What are the consequences of a congressman lying at a congressional hearing?


It goes n the Congressional record. Check it out, they've got books loaded with the stuff.
 
2014-05-08 08:22:12 PM

Surool: Zeppelininthesky: Omahawg: where does sharia law end and the goals of the christian right begin?

They are basically the same, except Sharia has scary Muslims.

American muslims are less scary, better mannered, and more tolerant than evangelical christians.


In most cases, yes they are.
 
2014-05-08 08:24:05 PM

lj1330: I wonder...What are the consequences of a congressman lying at a congressional hearing?


I wouldn't call it a lie. Maybe it was a psychological breakdown or a paranoid fantasy.
 
2014-05-08 08:24:33 PM
Al-Jazeera has the same desire for Sharia Law that the BBC has for Britain reconquering America.
 
2014-05-08 08:29:39 PM
"And it was reported that Al Jazeera wanted to get their Sharia law push into the United States, and they were willing to pay big bucks....but they wouldn't do the deal unless Comcast was willing to keep them in its list of networks provided. So it was reported Comcast agreed, so Al Gore got all that oil and carbon based money. Then, that kept Glenn Beck off the air. Of Comcast."

Crazy Tea Party Word Salad detected!!!

 
2014-05-08 08:30:16 PM
The fark..?

I would love to have Al-Jazeera in my cable package though. Superb international reporting, as long as it's not about Qatar.
 
2014-05-08 08:31:47 PM

lj1330: I wonder...What are the consequences of a congressman lying at a congressional hearing?


They get reelected?
 
2014-05-08 08:33:11 PM

Aarontology: The Comcast guy should have said "Beck won't make us enough money. You support businesses making as much of a profit as they can, don't you congressman? "


He's actually got a pretty large audience. AJAM certainly has a smaller audience in America.
 
2014-05-08 08:34:46 PM
msg-ctrl.com
 
2014-05-08 08:35:07 PM
Also, is he really suggesting a guy named Cohen is part of an Islamist conspiracy to push sharia law?
 
2014-05-08 08:39:38 PM

Mrbogey: Aarontology: The Comcast guy should have said "Beck won't make us enough money. You support businesses making as much of a profit as they can, don't you congressman? "

He's actually got a pretty large audience.


Yep, America is all kinds of farked up.
 
2014-05-08 08:41:43 PM

clkeagle: Al-Jazeera has the same desire for Sharia Law that the BBC has for Britain reconquering America.


EXACTLY

Which is why we tea party patriots need to stop them before we're surrounded and it's too late!!!!11!!

/Hover-round Renegades, mount up
 
2014-05-08 08:47:44 PM
Hang on there....this is Comcast we're talking about.
 
2014-05-08 08:50:20 PM
I really wish whoever is inventing the insanity-detecting security wand would hurry the fark up.
 
2014-05-08 08:52:15 PM
This is just more performance art from the bald "blunderer". I wonder how many thousands of $ this latest stunt will bring to him from the coffers of those moronic republican supporters.
 
2014-05-08 08:52:39 PM

Mrbogey: Aarontology: The Comcast guy should have said "Beck won't make us enough money. You support businesses making as much of a profit as they can, don't you congressman? "

He's actually got a pretty large audience. AJAM certainly has a smaller audience in America.


Yeah but he has a stupid strategy where he also charges for a stream of The Blaze.

I bet Comcast/TAC asked him to drop the stream and he said no.
 
2014-05-08 08:56:25 PM

Corvus: "And it was reported that Al Jazeera wanted to get their Sharia law push into the United States, and they were willing to pay big bucks....but they wouldn't do the deal unless Comcast was willing to keep them in its list of networks provided. So it was reported Comcast agreed, so Al Gore got all that oil and carbon based money. Then, that kept Glenn Beck off the air. Of Comcast."

Crazy Tea Party Word Salad detected!!!


Gohmert the Gohmertian, Gohmert the Derpstructor, Moo Goo Dog Pan, the Teapartier has come! Choose and asparagus!!
 
2014-05-08 08:59:41 PM
Once Comcast donates a few hundred thousand dollars to the "Louie Gohmert's Charity to Give Louie Gohmert's Son-in-Law a Fat Salary for Running Fake Charity" fund, I'm sure this will all be forgotten.
 
2014-05-08 09:11:05 PM
How's that tinfoil hat Louie?  Not too tight I hope.
 
2014-05-08 09:15:05 PM

MurphyMurphy: Which is why we tea party patriots need to stop them before we're surrounded and it's too late!!!!11!!


It's like I've said before. Conservative media is a double-wall security fence, and it's designed to keep Republican voters safe from all those strawmen.
 
2014-05-08 09:25:22 PM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: wingnut396: UncomfortableSilence: Louie Gohmert is what would happen if you bred a muppet with a potato and dressed it up like a congressman.

Muppets are intentionally funny and potatoes can be turned into vodka.

I'd say more like a Jack Chick comic character and bag of funyuns.

Hey now, just because two things are good doesn't mean they can't produce a bad offspring. Cars are good, and so are trucks.  But if you breed them, you get an El Camino.


Askance. That is how I am looking at you.
 
2014-05-08 09:27:51 PM

wingnut396: UncomfortableSilence: Louie Gohmert is what would happen if you bred a muppet with a potato and dressed it up like a congressman.

Muppets are intentionally funny and potatoes can be turned into vodka.

I'd say more like a Jack Chick comic character and bag of funyuns.


You're not being fair to funyons. And you're probably being a little hard on Jack Chick as well.
 
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