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(SFGate)   Ugly-ass baby red panda makes debut at SF zoo. Slideshow includes ugly pic of his ugly tongue sticking out of his ugly mouth   (sfgate.com ) divider line 22
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2014-05-08 05:54:27 PM  
Once was at a zoo and saw a little girl (about two or three) happily ogling the red pandas and talking about how cute they were. Then her dad said "Look at the little red panda bears!" (Yeah, I know they aren't bears, but I guess he didn't.)

Girl's face completely changed to one of horror and she screamed "BEARRRRRS!" and had to be carried away, screaming.

A successor to Stephen Colbert, maybe.
 
2014-05-08 05:55:03 PM  
One of the cutest animals on earth, and I can't get their slideshow to work on my phone. It probably won't lift my spirits as much when I get home. I'll just have to do it the manual method: one glass at a time.


/yes incomplete thoughts
//yes beer
///cute panda
 
2014-05-08 06:06:34 PM  
Tenzing sounds more like a Black Panda name.
 
2014-05-08 06:09:00 PM  
I want one. NOW.
 
2014-05-08 06:09:28 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com

Back atcha, little red ugly panda.
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2014-05-08 06:11:57 PM  
Is there a reason we bother with giant pandas? These are more deserving of our everything.
 
2014-05-08 06:12:31 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: Tenzing sounds more like a Black Panda name.


Tenzing is neither Black nor gay.
 
2014-05-08 06:16:29 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Ryker's Peninsula: Tenzing sounds more like a Black Panda name.

Tenzing is neither Black nor gay.


Give urban dictionary 15 minutes and it will be a black gay guy farking a panda. "I was tenzing Xiu-Xiu when Yao-Min came up behind me."
 
2014-05-08 06:16:39 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: Tenzing sounds more like a Black Panda name.


What a black panda may look like:
giantshotcorner.files.wordpress.com
/hot like the Giants
//Stupid A's lost 3/4 to the Mariners
 
2014-05-08 06:19:48 PM  
There are at least 3 missing instances of "ass" in that headline.
 
2014-05-08 06:22:44 PM  

Munchkin City Coroner: There are at least 3 missing instances of "ass" in that headline.


explainxkcd.com

/oblig
 
2014-05-08 06:55:29 PM  
static.squarespace.com
 
2014-05-08 07:06:01 PM  
Meh, just a ginger raccoon.

DO WANT.
 
2014-05-08 07:08:09 PM  
i141.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-08 07:18:56 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: Tenzing sounds more like a Black Panda name.


Tenzing Norgay was the first thing that came to my mind, so I'm assuming Sherpa Panda.
 
2014-05-08 08:16:30 PM  

Craw Fu: Ryker's Peninsula: Tenzing sounds more like a Black Panda name.

Tenzing Norgay was the first thing that came to my mind, so I'm assuming Sherpa Panda.


Same here.

One of the more notable farkings-over from the last century: Hillary was given fame, glory and a knighthood; Norgay was given the George Medal. They climbed as a team; Norgay saved Hillary's life by stopping a fall Hillary took into a crevasse.
 
2014-05-08 08:51:51 PM  
And just in time for Firefox 29
 
2014-05-08 09:19:57 PM  
Looks more like a red raccoon to me. But hey what do I know.
 
2014-05-08 09:35:44 PM  
video of the cute little guy  http://vimeo.com/94223756
 
2014-05-08 09:40:26 PM  
damn subby my eyes just ran yelping down my face and dunked themselves in the terlet to recover from all the ugly.
/not

I wanna pet that furry bugger
 
2014-05-08 10:21:12 PM  
Not to rain on your parade, but red pandas are endangered and now every zoo wants one so that everyone goes "awww" and pays good money to enter the zoo.
 
2014-05-08 10:33:18 PM  
Has he mastered inner peace yet or is Po still interfering with his concentration?
 
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