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(Oddity Central)   Here's a collection of pictures of spiders eating bats. Sleep tight   (odditycentral.com) divider line 48
    More: Scary, Indian scientists, Calcutta, University of Basel  
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9472 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 May 2014 at 5:15 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-08 02:19:52 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-08 03:34:00 PM  

i1089.photobucket.com

 
2014-05-08 04:08:16 PM  
Oh cool, time for pictures of spiders eating things.

i182.photobucket.com

i182.photobucket.com

i182.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-08 04:12:44 PM  

Cagey B: Oh cool, time for pictures of spiders eating things.

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That's either a huge Black Widow or a tiny snake.

Maybe it's a different species of spider.
 
2014-05-08 04:59:24 PM  
i never liked you, subby.
 
2014-05-08 05:04:27 PM  
newswatch.nationalgeographic.com
 
2014-05-08 05:16:21 PM  
Guess this answers who would win in a fight between Spiderman and Batman
 
2014-05-08 05:22:16 PM  

GasDude: Guess this answers who would win in a fight between Spiderman and Batman


The GODDAMN BATMAN always wins.
 
2014-05-08 05:24:51 PM  
And the homeless eats the spiders that eat the bats.
 
2014-05-08 05:25:01 PM  
batros batros golly!
 
2014-05-08 05:26:13 PM  
why in gods name did i even click that link
 
2014-05-08 05:26:56 PM  

blatz514: And the homeless eats the spiders that eat the bats.


And the homeless freeze in the winter...

It's the circle of liiiiife.
 
2014-05-08 05:31:29 PM  
                                                                                4.bp.blogspot.com

He'll be comin' to Atlanta when he gets his leave, and you sittin' there waitin' for him, just like a spider.

 
gja
2014-05-08 05:35:18 PM  
FARK you subby. So VERY hard and long with a barbed fireplug!

:::runs to spray Raid all over myself because....8 legged monsters::::
 
2014-05-08 05:36:43 PM  
Geez spiders a disgusting. The furry ones and daddy long legs don't give me the willies like those spindly slick black ones. Stay the fark out of my yard.

/don't you hate it when you walk through a web while cutting the grass?
 
2014-05-08 05:37:18 PM  
Spider thread, spider thread, doing the things a spider thread does!
 
2014-05-08 05:39:15 PM  
This thread needs moar spider eating wasp larvae.
 
2014-05-08 05:39:32 PM  

blatz514: And the homeless eats the spiders that eat the bats.


In 99.99999% of the cases the bats eat the spiders... because eating insects is what bats do. But we also see that exceptions exist, and now I wonder if there are any documented cases of spiders eating homeless people. There must be, right?
 
2014-05-08 05:42:19 PM  
insidiousclothing.com
 
2014-05-08 05:55:58 PM  

blatz514: And the homeless eats the spiders that eat the bats.


She swallowed the spider to catch the bat,
Why oh why'd she swallow that bat,
She'll prob'ly get fat
 
2014-05-08 05:57:56 PM  

2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x266]


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2014-05-08 05:58:29 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-08 05:59:59 PM  
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2014-05-08 06:02:22 PM  
 
2014-05-08 06:06:09 PM  
www.postmoney.com.br


10 NOPE
20 GOTO 10
 
2014-05-08 06:11:41 PM  

************EMERGENCY SPIDER SYSTEM (ESS) ACTIVATED************

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THIS WARNING CONFIRMS THE SIGHTING OF ARACHNIDS THAT WILL BE SURE TO EITHER KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP OR INVADE YOUR DREAMS AND CAUSE VOMITING, HEART ATTACKS, STROKE, AND/OR SOILED PANTS.

REMAIN CALM. SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY AND/OR FIND WEAPONS THAT CAN TERMINATE HORRIFYING SPIDERS. APPROVED WEAPONS INCLUDE FLAMETHROWERS, OLD SHOES, NAPALM, COLLEGE ORGANIC CHEMISTRY TEXTBOOKS, OR NUCLEAR MISSILES. FIND THE NEAREST WEAPON, AND REPEATEDLY SMASH THE SPIDER UNTIL IT IS COMPLETELY FLATTENED AND HAS STOPPED MOVING/TWITCHING. IF YOU CANNOT PERFORM THIS TASK, FIND THE NEAREST NON-PUSSY TO DO IT FOR YOU.

ONCE THE SPIDER IS DESTROYED, USE NUCLEAR MISSILES AND/OR GASOLINE WITH A MATCH TO BURN THE BODY, TO MAKE SURE THE SPIDER IS DOWN FOR GOOD. NAPALM IS ALSO ACCEPTABLE. REMOVE THE ASHES WITH A VACUUM CLEANER, AND MAKE SURE YOU CAUTERIZE THE VACUUM CLEANER JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE.

THIS CONCLUDES THE ESS EMERGENCY BROADCAST

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2014-05-08 06:13:59 PM  
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2014-05-08 06:14:53 PM  

Oldiron_79: This thread needs moar spider eating wasp larvae.


I saw some of those buggers up close when I was in Tanzania (the wasps, not the larva). Their bodies are the size of my thumb. Gorgeous colors, though. Wish I had been able to get a picture of one.
 
2014-05-08 06:15:13 PM  
i61.tinypic.com
 
2014-05-08 06:21:15 PM  
f.kulfoto.com
 
2014-05-08 06:28:17 PM  
Nature red in tooth and claw does not often squick me out, but there is something ultra-creepy about invertebrates nomming chordates, especially mammals.  Maybe I am guilty of anthropomorphizing, but I can too easily see myself as the bat/hummingbird/mouse/minnow that the spider has paralyzed and is injecting with its toxins to slowly digest the still living creature, its struggles growing fainter and fainter...
 
2014-05-08 06:30:07 PM  
NOPE. FARK YOU SUBBY.
 
2014-05-08 06:49:02 PM  
I like mine behind the clock....
 
2014-05-08 07:00:26 PM  
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-05-08 07:03:18 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-08 07:19:02 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-08 07:19:50 PM  
1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2014-05-08 07:25:13 PM  
www.theginblog.com
My, look at the time!
 
2014-05-08 08:29:38 PM  
I'd find this a lot scarier if I was a bat.
 
2014-05-08 09:38:24 PM  
Only 12 percent of the spiders were able to catch bats without the aid of webs

Only?

nope nope nope
 
gja
2014-05-08 09:44:09 PM  

Banned on the Run: Rule 34 (PNSFW)


Yeah, screw that page/site. Do you have ANY idea of how much crap that asshole site tries to load?

/nope
 
2014-05-08 09:53:01 PM  
Captions with the pics should have given the name and location of the spider.
 
2014-05-08 10:19:32 PM  
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider
That decided to bite her
And she died the very next day
 
2014-05-08 11:03:19 PM  
 
2014-05-09 03:18:20 AM  
img.fark.net

Holy Crap! It's the dreaded Cheez-it spider.

(Known to inhabit basement Cheez-it bowls.)
 
2014-05-09 07:04:15 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

"Vengeance will be mine," said the Bat.
 
2014-05-09 10:33:59 AM  
I will not sleep tonight.
 
2014-05-09 12:35:14 PM  
th08.deviantart.net

img.wonderhowto.com

www.bizarbin.com
 
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