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(Des Moines Register)   If you've just down a 12-pack of beer, don't get on your lawn mower to ride down to the store to pick up more beer   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, 40th street  
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2014-05-09 12:21:37 PM  
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Cerwin3302: Came looking for The Possum... leaving disappointed.

We stopped loving him today.
2014-05-08 05:14:28 PM  
1 vote:
Also, if you've just down a 12-pack, don't write a fark headline, subby.
2014-05-08 05:05:14 PM  
1 vote:
Don't *hic* tell me *hic* what to do *hic* subby.

2014-05-08 05:02:36 PM  
1 vote:
RIP, Possum.
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