Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: It's a favored mode of liquor store transportation here for the habitual DUI offenders. They get away with it as long as they stay on the shoulder.
ClavellBCMI: Fark, I am disappoint. No George Jones pics or references?
Addicted: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: It's a favored mode of liquor store transportation here for the habitual DUI offenders. They get away with it as long as they stay on the shoulder.I'm surprised that the mobility scooter hasn't overtaken the riding lawnmower as the vehicle of choice for DUI offenders...
chevydeuce: There's an old guy here locally that lost his license because of failing eyesight. Now, every morning at 6AM, he drives his little John Deere tractor down to the donut shop for coffee with one bunch of old coots and then a little later, he drives it down the street to a regular restaurant and has breakfast with another bunch of old coots. About 9:30AM, he heads back home about 3 miles outside of town....
HairyNevus: FTA: "Billy Eugene Williams, 46, has been charged with operating while intoxicated and failure to have a valid license or permit while operating a motor vehicle."Wait, you need a license to operate a riding lawnmower? Or are they just tacking that on because he was using it as if it were a motor vehicle? fark you, that's why, and what are you going to do about it?
Gonz: RIP, Possum.
tebow the letter: I know my rights!!!
Cerwin3302: Came looking for The Possum... leaving disappointed.
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