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(Short List)   The eight worst movie dates ever. No, we don't mean "like Friday the 13th?"   (shortlist.com) divider line 72
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2014-05-08 03:14:38 PM
Came to see Betsy and Travis in "Taxi Driver" and Joy and Andy in "Happiness."  Good calls, both.

I will add:

Henry and Karen in "Goodfellas"
Prom night in "There's Something About Mary"
Marion and the shrink in "Requiem for a Dream"
Movie popcorn scene in "Diner"
 
2014-05-08 04:32:05 PM
The Wayne's date to the Opera kinds sucked.
 
2014-05-08 04:37:04 PM
I took my 10th grade gf to the original Last House on the Left. Big farking mistake. (Yah, I'm that old)
 
2014-05-08 04:37:44 PM
Knocked Up - Oh, yes. I got this idea in my brain that if I let my wife drag me to a Nicholas Sparks type of chick flick that we would have some amazing sex. So I told her to pick any movie she wanted and I would watch it without complaint. Apparently, she felt that it wouldn't be fair to me to go to a chick flick. So she picked a comedy. I was increasingly uncomfortable watching that movie because it felt like my grand plan was imploding before my eyes.

/csb
 
2014-05-08 04:38:01 PM
Oh. DRTFA

Failure is me. Carry on...
 
2014-05-08 04:38:36 PM
Surprisingly not a slideshow, but can I PLEASE have those 2 minutes off my life back?

/sigh
 
2014-05-08 04:40:25 PM
List Fails without After Hours

altscreen.com
 
2014-05-08 04:42:31 PM

Trail of Dead: Oh. DRTFA

Failure is me. Carry on...


RTFA is over-rated.  I saw "Kids" on a blind date.  I didn't even try for a second date.
 
2014-05-08 04:43:10 PM
Betsy and Travis in "Taxi Driver". No contest.
Kay and Michael at the Wedding in The Godfather would be close. If you could see the future.
the date that sets everything going in After Hours
(Scorsese doesn't like dating)


Faith and Frank in Shoot the Moon
 
2014-05-08 04:50:58 PM
I think every horror movie has at least one on-screen date that goes bad.

/very bad
//like dead
 
2014-05-08 04:52:28 PM
I went on a first date where the young lady insisted on going to see the newly released "Casino".
That was also our last date.
 
2014-05-08 04:52:45 PM
The first date in American Psycho is horrible. The 2nd one is about as good as a date can go.
 
2014-05-08 04:56:06 PM
I took a girl to see "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover" on a first date.

We've been married 22 years now.
 
2014-05-08 04:56:23 PM
www.nitehawkcinema.com

DRTFA.
 
2014-05-08 04:57:12 PM

red5ish: I went on a first date where the young lady insisted on going to see the newly released "Casino".
That was also our last date.


I took a first date to Trainspotting.  The commercials led me to believe it was a comedy.  She left after the baby scene.
 
2014-05-08 04:57:47 PM

flaminio: I took a girl to see "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover" on a first date.

We've been married 22 years now.


Awwwwwwwwww!
 
2014-05-08 04:58:30 PM
OK, I misread "movie dates" as "date movies". Never mind, then...
 
2014-05-08 04:59:35 PM
List fails without Dead Girl.
 
2014-05-08 05:00:04 PM
King Kong and Ann Darrow.
 
2014-05-08 05:02:47 PM
Tobey and Dawn in Teeth
 
2014-05-08 05:02:48 PM

flaminio: I took a girl to see "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover" on a first date.

We've been married 22 years now.


Cannibals.
 
2014-05-08 05:07:34 PM
Coming up on my 16th wedding anniversary, and our first date was to see "Philadelphia" (that nice Tom Hanks gets the AIDS movie). And it was winter. Jesus eff.
 
2014-05-08 05:08:00 PM
No Date Night or Blind Date?
 
2014-05-08 05:08:58 PM

Trail of Dead: flaminio: I took a girl to see "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover" on a first date.

We've been married 22 years now.

Awwwwwwwwww!


Nice. Cannibalism and sexy, sexy Mirren.
 
2014-05-08 05:09:06 PM

red5ish: I went on a first date where the young lady insisted on going to see the newly released "Casino".
That was also our last date.


I was in Vegas with this girl and she wanted to go to this 'Sopranos' dinner theatre.Where they curse and yell.I had to explain to her that if she didn't like me cursing she would not enjoy this.
 
2014-05-08 05:12:27 PM
I think that DeNiro taking a bite out of Illiana Douglas in Cape Fear should have been on there.
 
2014-05-08 05:15:37 PM

flaminio: OK, I misread "movie dates" as "date movies". Never mind, then...


I think most of us did. I even skimmed the article and still misunderstood.
 
2014-05-08 05:20:10 PM
No, the worst one was in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

"Bad dates...."
 
2014-05-08 05:21:46 PM
Knew a friend that was taken by her boyfriend to "Girl with the Dragon Tattoo", with neither having knowledge of the movie's contents beforehand.

Awkward.
 
2014-05-08 05:22:04 PM
Frankenhooker?
 
2014-05-08 05:25:01 PM
me and my fiance went to see my bloody valentine back in 09(dont ask me why, idk)
i slept through almost the whole thing. we still laugh about it.


she picked it
 
2014-05-08 05:25:04 PM
I took a data to Cries and Whispers. If you've seen it (and not many have) you will sympathize.
 
2014-05-08 05:32:53 PM

BigLuca:   I saw "Kids" on a blind date.  I didn't even try for a second date.


I don't think anyone would want to watch that movie with someone they are trying to score with.
 
2014-05-08 05:36:52 PM
Took an ex-girlfriends German mom on a date around Christmas. We saw Christmas with the Kranks. It was awful.
 
2014-05-08 05:36:56 PM

yakmans_dad: I took a data to Cries and Whispers. If you've seen it (and not many have) you will sympathize.


he is anatomically correct so why not
www.why-not.com
 
2014-05-08 05:37:43 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-08 05:39:12 PM

farbekrieg: yakmans_dad: I took a data to Cries and Whispers. If you've seen it (and not many have) you will sympathize.

he is anatomically correct so why not


So, someone else has seen it. I didn't want to give anything a way. Just in case.
 
2014-05-08 05:40:31 PM
I took a blind date to see "Blind Date."
 
2014-05-08 05:53:40 PM

Khellendros: Knew a friend that was taken by her boyfriend to "Girl with the Dragon Tattoo", with neither having knowledge of the movie's contents beforehand.

Awkward.


Nothing says first date success like forcible sodomy, except forced sodomy twice.
 
2014-05-08 06:02:06 PM
 
2014-05-08 06:12:50 PM

flaminio: I took a girl to see "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover" on a first date.

We've been married 22 years now.



Ahh, the film where somebody cooks somebody and its baked penis is eaten at the dinner table.

I can see why you'd be inclined to keep her happy.
 
2014-05-08 06:32:36 PM

The Crying Game. Either the dates in the movie or taking someone to it on a date works either way.


/I know all there is to know about The Penis Game...

 
2014-05-08 06:42:11 PM
I went to see "Titanic" with my then-GF, her mom, her grandmother, and apparently, the guy she eventually married.  They were just "friends" at the time, and he just "happened" to be at the theater with his buddies.

It's cool now, 'cause she got fat.
 
2014-05-08 06:52:57 PM
i65.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-08 06:57:26 PM
How is this one NOT in the list???

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-08 06:58:06 PM
So, a few folks contributing to this thread failed reading comprehension?

Movie Dates, as in "dates that took place in a movie." Not Date Movies as in "movies you saw on a date with someone."

And it's right there in the headline...not to mention if you read the first one in the article it becomes clear what the list is about.

Try at least skimming the article, if not reading it. Plus, this article had some nice clips from the selected movies.
 
2014-05-08 07:25:42 PM
Stacy and Rat in Fast Times?

/Kashmir isn't on Led Zep IV.
 
2014-05-08 08:02:24 PM

BrianGriffin: So, a few folks contributing to this thread failed reading comprehension?

Movie Dates, as in "dates that took place in a movie." Not Date Movies as in "movies you saw on a date with someone."

And it's right there in the headline...not to mention if you read the first one in the article it becomes clear what the list is about.

Try at least skimming the article, if not reading it. Plus, this article had some nice clips from the selected movies.


Honestly the non-thread thing is more interesting.
 
2014-05-08 08:17:42 PM

SpdrJay: No, the worst one was in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

"Bad dates...."


Winner.
 
2014-05-08 10:00:56 PM
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