Snarfangel: Like spinach is to Popeye, vodka is to Idaho Man.
That Guy What Stole the Bacon: ... hates Alabama Man?
farkingismybusiness: Snarfangel: Like spinach is to Popeye, vodka is to Idaho Man.I shart like a comet, I drink til I vomit. I'm Popeye the Idaho Man!
Gonz: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: ... hates Alabama Man?They have a fight, Alabama wins.Idaho Man.
Best Princess Celestia: .5
Sin_City_Superhero: He said he was going to urinate on the police, but defecated instead.Awesome. Did he deficate on the cops?
JackieRabbit: "He said he was going to urinate on the police, but defecated instead"Well, that was certainly considerate of him. The clean-up is easier.
Evil Mackerel: JackieRabbit: "He said he was going to urinate on the police, but defecated instead"Well, that was certainly considerate of him. The clean-up is easier.Unless it's a liquid.
Nasty_McFilth: Jeebus...has he not heard of a Neti Pot?
SirDigbyChickenCaesar: He's Macgver's sullen, alcoholic uncle.I need...hiccup...a pack of gum...ughh..some more vodka...a pair of needle nose pliers....a bit more vodka...a pneumatic press...an 8x10 piece of sheet metal...corrugated and galvanized... a lot more vodka.... an old shoe... the sheet music to "he stopped loving her today" for the Oboe... an Oboe....and....that should do it.Jesus Christ, what are you building?I got a splinter...
The Voice of Doom: EdNortonsTwinFor your nose:1) Lasers2) Balloons3) Straws4) Salt WaterYou can kinda see how it would be easy to pick the wrong one.If once considers those hollow silicone splints to be "straws", I've had at least 1,3 and 4 and5) scalpels (or tiny scissors or tweezers or whatever else they use to remove polyps and cut away layers of the mucus membranes and make the entrance to the sinuses wider)I don't think balloons were involved; then again, I don't know everything the surgeon did during the 2.5 hours he was rummaging around in there.
vudukungfu: The gun had a knife on the end of it0)_o
skinink: I'm going to piss on youuuuuuu...............shait, nevermind.
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