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(Uproxx)   New trailer for Dawn of the Planet of the Apes teaches ape to not kill ape, but still doesn't explain why monkey hate clean   (uproxx.com) divider line 33
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2014-05-08 11:29:28 AM  
But did the apes teach each other how to Pray 4 Mojo?
 
2014-05-08 11:39:22 AM  
Also, wouldn't it have made more sense to name the first one "Dawn of the PotA" and this one "Rise of the PotA" as they're actually rising up in this one.
 
2014-05-08 11:42:15 AM  

scottydoesntknow: But did the apes teach each other how to Pray 4 Mojo?


thread over.  evolution peaked.
 
2014-05-08 11:57:57 AM  
I took some photos of the elaborate set the built at and around my office building. Here are a few.

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2014-05-08 12:00:06 PM  
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2014-05-08 12:01:55 PM  
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2014-05-08 01:28:09 PM  

Nabb1: Here are a few.


Neat!
 
2014-05-08 02:27:24 PM  
I really hope they call the third one "Planet of the Planet of the Apes".
 
2014-05-08 02:29:29 PM  
I hate every chimp I see
From Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee!
 
2014-05-08 02:30:45 PM  
I preferred Dawn of Gilligan's Island.

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2014-05-08 02:31:21 PM  

The Silver Mullet: I hate every chimp I see
From Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee!


Doctor Zaius! Doctor Zaius!
 
2014-05-08 02:33:32 PM  

The Silver Mullet: I hate every chimp I see
From Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee!


Boooooooo.....
 
2014-05-08 02:33:52 PM  
But is this monkey gone to heaven?
 
2014-05-08 02:34:34 PM  
I don't see how they can progress very far since in "Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes" they didn't have any genitals.
 
2014-05-08 02:35:58 PM  

Nabb1: I took some photos of the elaborate set the built at and around my office building. Here are a few.

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Practical sets?  In my Hollywood?
 
2014-05-08 02:37:23 PM  

bikerbob59: The Silver Mullet: I hate every chimp I see
From Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee!

Boooooooo.....


...URNS?
 
2014-05-08 02:37:59 PM  

Flappyhead: Nabb1: I took some photos of the elaborate set the built at and around my office building. Here are a few.

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[i2.photobucket.com image 800x600]

Practical sets?  In my Hollywood?


In New Orleans, actually.
 
2014-05-08 02:41:58 PM  
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2014-05-08 02:43:47 PM  

jdbob: I don't see how they can progress very far since in "Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes" they didn't have any genitals.


Wow... the fact that you noticed that is quite disturbing.
 
2014-05-08 02:45:37 PM  

Brick-House: jdbob: I don't see how they can progress very far since in "Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes" they didn't have any genitals.

Wow... the fact that you noticed that is quite disturbing.


I watched it at home so I just drew some in with a sharpie on my flat screen.
 
2014-05-08 02:47:02 PM  
 
2014-05-08 02:47:19 PM  
... or why robot hate the monkey?

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2014-05-08 02:48:47 PM  

Brick-House: jdbob: I don't see how they can progress very far since in "Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes" they didn't have any genitals.

Wow... the fact that you noticed that is quite disturbing.


The Hulk doesn't have any genitals either. They detailed every part of his body, except there. He's as smooth as a Ken doll. It's sort of of a running joke in Marvel when they MoCapped Mark Ruffalo. He said they had those little motion balls on every part of his body, except that part. He also said he was kinda glad as he didn't think he could do the Hulk justice.
 
2014-05-08 02:49:08 PM  
Perhaps the monkey just needs to be shocked?
 
2014-05-08 03:18:05 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Brick-House: jdbob: I don't see how they can progress very far since in "Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes" they didn't have any genitals.

Wow... the fact that you noticed that is quite disturbing.

The Hulk doesn't have any genitals either. They detailed every part of his body, except there. He's as smooth as a Ken doll. It's sort of of a running joke in Marvel when they MoCapped Mark Ruffalo. He said they had those little motion balls on every part of his body, except that part. He also said he was kinda glad as he didn't think he could do the Hulk justice.


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/I think she's saying the Hulk has a small penis
 
2014-05-08 04:10:58 PM  

Trocadero: scottydoesntknow: Brick-House: jdbob: I don't see how they can progress very far since in "Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes" they didn't have any genitals.

Wow... the fact that you noticed that is quite disturbing.

The Hulk doesn't have any genitals either. They detailed every part of his body, except there. He's as smooth as a Ken doll. It's sort of of a running joke in Marvel when they MoCapped Mark Ruffalo. He said they had those little motion balls on every part of his body, except that part. He also said he was kinda glad as he didn't think he could do the Hulk justice.

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/I think she's saying the Hulk has a small penis


nope, two pump chump
 
2014-05-08 04:13:35 PM  

Brick-House: jdbob: I don't see how they can progress very far since in "Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes" they didn't have any genitals.

Wow... the fact that you noticed that is quite disturbing.


The average erect gorilla penis is 3 cm long, the average chimp or bonobo penis comes in at around 8cm and the average human penis stands at around 13cm.

/Caesar was a "grow-er", not a "show-er".
 
2014-05-08 04:37:03 PM  
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jdbob: I don't see how they can progress very far since in "Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes" they didn't have any genitals.

 
2014-05-08 04:42:03 PM  

puckrock2000: Brick-House: jdbob: I don't see how they can progress very far since in "Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes" they didn't have any genitals.

Wow... the fact that you noticed that is quite disturbing.

The average erect gorilla penis is 3 cm long, the average chimp or bonobo penis comes in at around 8cm and the average human penis stands at around 13cm.

/Caesar was a "grow-er", not a "show-er".


Yep. I went to Busch Gardens last weekend and spent quite amount of time staring at ape genitals at the Myombe exhibit. Very small junk. Gorgeous animals, though, with beautiful eyes.
 
2014-05-08 09:55:21 PM  

Trocadero: scottydoesntknow: Brick-House: jdbob: I don't see how they can progress very far since in "Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes" they didn't have any genitals.

Wow... the fact that you noticed that is quite disturbing.

The Hulk doesn't have any genitals either. They detailed every part of his body, except there. He's as smooth as a Ken doll. It's sort of of a running joke in Marvel when they MoCapped Mark Ruffalo. He said they had those little motion balls on every part of his body, except that part. He also said he was kinda glad as he didn't think he could do the Hulk justice.

[i227.photobucket.com image 498x740]
/I think she's saying the Hulk has a small penis


HULK WAS IN POOL!! HULK SUFFER SHRINKAGE!
 
2014-05-08 10:53:41 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: puckrock2000: Brick-House: jdbob: I don't see how they can progress very far since in "Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes" they didn't have any genitals.

Wow... the fact that you noticed that is quite disturbing.

The average erect gorilla penis is 3 cm long, the average chimp or bonobo penis comes in at around 8cm and the average human penis stands at around 13cm.

/Caesar was a "grow-er", not a "show-er".

Yep. I went to Busch Gardens last weekend and spent quite amount of time staring at ape genitals at the Myombe exhibit. Very small junk. Gorgeous animals, though, with beautiful eyes.


I now have you Farkied as "spends time staring at ape genitals."

You earned it!
 
2014-05-09 04:04:28 AM  
That trailer brings the tension, definitely.  And no James Franco so this already was looking better than the last one.  I like the librarian ape too. Ook.
 
2014-05-09 06:24:30 PM  

Brick-House: jdbob: I don't see how they can progress very far since in "Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes" they didn't have any genitals.

Wow... the fact that you noticed that is quite disturbing.


I'm guessing that you were also disappointed at the absence of giant, floppy green dong in the Hulk movies.
 
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