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(WLSAM)   How do you top being charged with outrageous bribes to public officials? By posting bail in rubies and diamonds or course   ( divider line
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2014-05-08 01:32:56 PM  
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My bail was set at 5 rubies, 7 diamonds and 14 opals.  I had get my parents to call everyone in the family to pony up some stones to get me out.  I couldn't stay in jail.  I was too pretty.  This was, of course, long ago.

Those corrupt bastards said they 'lost' my bail when I showed up for my court appearance.  Yet, the desk sergeant was wearing a large diamond ring that looked suspiciously like one of mine.  The matron in the women's wing had a ruby tiara.  She said that she had it for years and always wear it but I don't remember seeing her wearing one before.  The jailers on the mens lockup were all bedecked in jewels.  They all covered for each other and told me the jewelry store at the mall had recently had a big sale.

You could complain but who would listen?  Besides, the cop who arrested me told the judge I wasn't the guy.  Maybe his new diamond encrusted glasses had improved his eyesight.

So I walked but I still had to tell everyone at home that the family jewels were gone.
2014-05-08 01:21:32 PM  
1 vote:
Every Konviction is dismissed with Kay.
2014-05-08 01:14:50 PM  
1 vote:
(A-wa, a-wa)
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