impaler: I'm an adult. I'm finished growing.
Nabb1: I was usually the one getting dumped.
Sybarite: her: i have to go to work.him: you work too hard.her: i work because the rent has to get paid. you ever think of that?him: of course. it's why I asked my parents for...Yeah, I think she's probably making the right call.
Anastacya: I'm ashamed of myself for reading that. That is enough internet for right now. I am horribly disturbed that some guy in a country across the ocean is now heartbroken for whatever the reason and so many more people know about it because some dick decided to do a play-by-play. I'm going outside. I spend too much time in front of a computer.../wow//amazing what gets to you
LeroyBourne: It's not you, it's me....It's not that I don't love you, it's that I'm not iiiiiin love with you.
Terrible Old Man: Well, on the upside, at least the world knows Dave Bidini is a douchebag.
vudukungfu: Nabb1: I was usually the one getting dumped.I got really good at it, too.I mean, it downright pisses them off when they dumped me because I kept the upper hand.Her: We have to talk.Me: About that guy you've been farking?Her: What? How do you know?Me: You just told me. Now you're going to dump me, because you don't want to feel like a slut fro farking two guys at once so I am out and he is in, but you'll let me have a goodbye fark in one week, just because you like feeling like a slut and want to have that bit of control over the next guy, in case he ever cheats on you, you secretly know you cheated on him first, because that is how you think. So forget it, I'm not farking you again. you'll probably give Me a STD or something.Her: Boo hoo hoo hooo wahhhhhhhhh.Me: Walks away whistling.
Publikwerks: Anastacya: I'm ashamed of myself for reading that. That is enough internet for right now. I am horribly disturbed that some guy in a country across the ocean is now heartbroken for whatever the reason and so many more people know about it because some dick decided to do a play-by-play. I'm going outside. I spend too much time in front of a computer.../wow//amazing what gets to youSee, I dunno about that - he didn't out anyone or open anyone to ridicule. It isn't glorifying bad or embarrassing behavior. It's like a social commentary.
lantawa: Tossing a woman's salad, while listening to her groans, squeals, moans, and yelps, is high amongst the top ten experiences that one can experience in one's life. All of the senses be involved. It be glorious.
Sin_City_Superhero: [www.hotflick.net image 850x478]Scott: What do you mean you're dumping me?Fiona: Scott, I just can't take all the lying and cheating on each other anymore.Scott: What are you talking about? Sweetie, I never cheated on you!Fiona: I know. That's what makes this so hard.Fiona: Scotty, it's not you, it's me... There I go, lying again! No, it *was* you!
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