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(TC Palm)   "I then noticed some meat sitting in his front seat"   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 38
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2014-05-08 01:19:58 PM  
I've had the muchies pretty bad before, but that's a little ridiculous.
 
2014-05-08 02:54:11 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-05-08 02:55:01 PM  
Whole lot of meat jokes on Fark today. Goddamn sausage party up in here.

Penis.
 
2014-05-08 02:57:46 PM  
A pipe that smelled of spliff turned up in Chapman's back pocket.

The guy from Steel Pulse writes for TCPalm.com?
 
2014-05-08 02:58:50 PM  
They need to send that reporter off somewhere to learn to write.
 
2014-05-08 02:59:14 PM  
"The report didn't state whether the meat wore a seatbelt."

Fine journalism
 
2014-05-08 02:59:22 PM  
It sort of sounds like this guy wanted to be arrested.
 
2014-05-08 03:01:26 PM  
So, running a stop sign while driving on a revoked license with no insurance in a stolen vehicle with expired tags with drugs and stolen merchandise in the car?  This guy was just begging to get thrown in jail.

Also, $8/lbs for top sirloin? Fark you, Publix.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-05-08 03:01:49 PM  
Is there a really good underground market of meat?  I mean can you really fence this stuff.  Are there people that are like Hank Hill with a lot less scruples that will buy it from the back of the truck?  I mean it's not like a camera or an X-Box...
 
2014-05-08 03:06:12 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: So, running a stop sign while driving on a revoked license with no insurance in a stolen vehicle with expired tags with drugs and stolen merchandise in the car?  This guy was just begging to get thrown in jail.

Also, $8/lbs for top sirloin? Fark you, Publix.


Yes Publix directly controls the cost of beef in Florida.  It must all the great herds of cattle they own that graze the everglades.
 
2014-05-08 03:07:42 PM  
www.culturesnob.net
MEAT.
 
2014-05-08 03:07:51 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: So, running a stop sign while driving on a revoked license with no insurance in a stolen vehicle with expired tags with drugs and stolen merchandise in the car?  This guy was just begging to get thrown in jail.

Also, $8/lbs for top sirloin? Fark you, Publix.


You're paying how much for what cut and where?
 
2014-05-08 03:08:26 PM  
Why the hell did he confess to everything?
 
2014-05-08 03:09:57 PM  
I'm just glad they included the picture of steak.

At $8+ a pound, I'd almost forgotten what it looks like.
 
2014-05-08 03:10:31 PM  

Headso: [i1.ytimg.com image 850x478]


Cant get enough of those guys! Season 8 on Netflix this fall shiathawks!
 
2014-05-08 03:14:26 PM  
IMAGE OF MEAT FROM CASE PROVIDED BY THE INDIAN RIVER COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE

Do they really have to credit the Sheriff for the photo?  Does he have an agent?
 
2014-05-08 03:14:37 PM  

Odd Bird: TuteTibiImperes: So, running a stop sign while driving on a revoked license with no insurance in a stolen vehicle with expired tags with drugs and stolen merchandise in the car?  This guy was just begging to get thrown in jail.

Also, $8/lbs for top sirloin? Fark you, Publix.

You're paying how much for what cut and where?


Publix had top sirloin on sale for $3/lbs fairly regularly only a few years ago.  I realize that the price of beef has gone up since then, but it hasn't gone up more than 2x at the wholesale level, and I haven't seen those sales in a long long time.
 
2014-05-08 03:15:20 PM  

JackieRabbit: They need to send that reporter off somewhere to learn to write.


macross87: "The report didn't state whether the meat wore a seatbelt."

Fine journalism


It's Will Greenlee.  That's his schtick.
 
2014-05-08 03:15:27 PM  

d23: Is there a really good underground market of meat


Maybe not. But there IS this:

grill-report.de
 
2014-05-08 03:15:52 PM  

macross87: "The report didn't state whether the meat wore a seatbelt."

Fine journalism

"What could be called the case of the not-so-crafty carnivorous crook kicked off ..."


Yeah, this writer is too cute by about half.
 
2014-05-08 03:18:33 PM  
Are they going to grill him for more information, or he just fried?
 
2014-05-08 03:21:24 PM  
Publix - "You can't beat our meat ... Prices"

Dunno when is the last time I saw ANY kind of beef for $3 a pound.  Hell, I am paying almost $4 a pound for ground beef.  Every once in a while my local grocer will put filet mignon on sale for about $16 a pound.  I usually just get a couple 4-ouncers.

Yummy.

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Local superette grocery.
 
2014-05-08 03:24:51 PM  

MooseBayou: macross87: "The report didn't state whether the meat wore a seatbelt."

Fine journalism

"What could be called the case of the not-so-crafty carnivorous crook kicked off ..."

Yeah, this writer is too cute by about half.


Will farking Greenlee. He's like this every time.
 
2014-05-08 03:29:43 PM  
Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? If you went on a date with him you'd probably have to ride in the back seat because his nuts would ride shotgun.
 
2014-05-08 03:31:24 PM  
That wasn't meat, that was MY WIFE!
Bastards
 
2014-05-08 03:46:05 PM  

olapbill: Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? If you went on a date with him you'd probably have to ride in the back seat because his nuts would ride shotgun.


or you could just sit on his nutsack
 
2014-05-08 03:46:34 PM  
Nice J.Geils reference to the meat/wife bit.
 
2014-05-08 03:48:42 PM  
Officer: "sir, how did you get all that meat?"

Idiot: "ahh well officer, it fell off a cow ass."

Officer: "the back of a cow?"

Idiot: "yessir, you see I think that cow was skeert an' it fell off"

Officer: "why was the cow scared?"

Idiot: "cuz I was stealin' it."
 
2014-05-08 03:56:10 PM  

JackieRabbit: They need to send that reporter off somewhere to learn to write good like.


FTFY
 
2014-05-08 04:05:07 PM  
Grand theft auto? For a 1987 Mazda pickup truck that hasn't been registered in 7 years?

Reaching a little bit there, IRCS.
 
2014-05-08 04:06:20 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-08 04:08:21 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Why the hell did he confess to everything?


They don't call it dope for nuthin.
 
2014-05-08 04:09:36 PM  

blatz514: JackieRabbit: They need to send that reporter off somewhere to learn to write.

macross87: "The report didn't state whether the meat wore a seatbelt."

Fine journalism

It's Will Greenlee.  That's his schtick.


I like to think Greenlee submits his own stuff to Fark just to lurk and see our comments when his stuff gets greenlit. Its about the only time TCPalm makes it on Fark.

/TCPalm is my local news site. Bleh.
 
2014-05-08 04:27:47 PM  
But, he's otherwise law abiding so I think we should let him vote.. Er go
 
2014-05-08 07:23:45 PM  
Well, actually there was meat in the driver's seat too.  They're made of meat.
 
2014-05-08 08:58:23 PM  

red5ish: It sort of sounds like this guy wanted to be arrested.


Rapmaster2000: Why the hell did he confess to everything?

 

Either he wanted to be arrested, or he's abysmally stupid.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. USE IT, BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU.

What to say to the cop: "I have nothing to say. I want an attorney."

Or maybe "I ain't sayin' nuthin' till mah attorney tells me it's okay."

Sheesh.
 
2014-05-08 09:03:35 PM  
Wouldn't it have been simpler to steal the meat, then run up to a cop and hit him with it? That'll get you arrested but you won't need to know how to hot-wire anything first (I don't).

"I was walking up the street to buy a donut, when the suspect flew from the doors of the Publix and immediately commenced to beat me with meat."
 
2014-05-08 09:36:36 PM  

The One True TheDavid: red5ish: It sort of sounds like this guy wanted to be arrested.

Rapmaster2000: Why the hell did he confess to everything?
 

Either he wanted to be arrested, or he's abysmally stupid.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. USE IT, BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU.

What to say to the cop: "I have nothing to say. I want an attorney."

Or maybe "I ain't sayin' nuthin' till mah attorney tells me it's okay."

Sheesh.


He ran a stop sign, so there was a legitimate reason to stop him.  Once the police ran the tags and saw that the registration was expired by seven years and that the truck was stolen, he was getting arrested anyway.  They would have found the pipe on him when taking him in.  The only thing he might have been able to wiggle out of would have been the stolen meat, but really, with everything else he had going on, it's not like that's going to to change his sentence much.
 
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