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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-05-08 08:55:17 AM  
He allegedly resisted arrest, and even kicked a police dog.

I know I'm reading too much into a sentence, but I get the feeling the reporter is most upset about the dog.
 
2014-05-08 12:43:33 PM  
www.bryanreesman.com
 
2014-05-08 12:44:09 PM  
Why would anyone kick a dog?
 
2014-05-08 12:44:26 PM  
Clicks article...


"Trailer trash(ed).....

/nothing lost.
 
2014-05-08 12:45:35 PM  
Don't let crazy put his dick in you.
 
2014-05-08 12:47:20 PM  
"That's no girlfriend. That's a mobile home!"

ZAZ: He allegedly resisted arrest, and even kicked a police dog.

I know I'm reading too much into a sentence, but I get the feeling the reporter is most upset about the dog.


And note the CYA editorial language. Allegedly.
Kicking the pig dog is likely a felony, so does the "allegedly" cover the resisting or the kicking?
Or both?
WTF knows, it's bumfark journamalism!
 
2014-05-08 12:48:07 PM  

munchy: Why would anyone kick a dog?


With those burns, he probably smelled like  snausages.
 
2014-05-08 12:48:36 PM  

munchy: Why would anyone kick a dog?


He was resisting arrest, so maybe they sicced the dog on him and he kicked it to make it let go of his arm.
 
2014-05-08 12:49:56 PM  

ZAZ: He allegedly resisted arrest, and even kicked a police dog.

I know I'm reading too much into a sentence, but I get the feeling the reporter is most upset about the dog.


Hard to find sympathy for poor people getting hurt, or even dying.

But kicking a dog?  A HERO POLICE dog?  That's low.
 
2014-05-08 12:50:09 PM  
brianorndorf.typepad.com
 
2014-05-08 12:50:18 PM  

munchy: Why would anyone kick a dog?


1. Tenderize it
2. It wouldn't let you fark it.
3. It nipped your junk while licking off the peanut butter.
4. To see if it's dead so you can fark it in front of a daycare center.
5. Because it's not a cat.
6. It's humping your leg
7. Because it's the last 2 seconds of the game, you're on the 49 yard line and if you make it, you're going to the playoffs.
8. Because there's not a baby in the area.
9. It's a Poodle/Chihuahua/Pekinese/Yorkshire Terrier/Miniature Schnauzer/Beagle
10. It's farking your wife.
 
2014-05-08 12:51:00 PM  

munchy: Why would anyone kick a dog?


police dogs are trained to maul and bite. If a vicious animal was attacking me I would try to get it to stop too.
 
2014-05-08 12:51:07 PM  
Can you really set your girlfriend on fire? I think that at the exact moment you decided you're setting your significant other on fire, you are technically broken up. So it would be more accurate to say that he set his ex on fire.
 
2014-05-08 12:51:08 PM  
"Police believe the couple was fighting before the incident."

Obvious quote is obvious.
 
2014-05-08 12:51:29 PM  
Deputies: Man doused girlfriend with flammable liquid, lit her on fire

This wouldn't be an issue if he had doused her with an inflammable liquid...
 
2014-05-08 12:51:47 PM  
K-9s are the only good cops.
REPLACE ALL COPS WITH DOGS
 
2014-05-08 12:52:12 PM  

munchy: Why would anyone kick a dog?


www.deargrumpycat.com
 
2014-05-08 12:52:41 PM  
Things like this are why I think suicide should be readily available for adults at any police station. Thinking of killing yourself? Step over there and pick your proverbial poison. No need to take someone with you. Instead of killing your family and yourself you can stick with yourself.
 
2014-05-08 12:53:34 PM  
7:50 PM?

That kinda stuff doesn't happen until at least midnight in the trailer parks around here.
 
2014-05-08 12:53:55 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Deputies: Man doused girlfriend with flammable liquid, lit her on fire

This wouldn't be an issue if he had doused her with an inflammable liquid...


Bets :)
 
2014-05-08 12:54:15 PM  
oh, the links are too much...

tribkcpq.files.wordpress.com

SLEDGEHAMMAH!

//that's a really nice city there...
 
2014-05-08 12:54:56 PM  
i1.ytimg.com

I nurned your ripsauce?
 
2014-05-08 12:55:36 PM  

Yaw String: Sin_City_Superhero: Deputies: Man doused girlfriend with flammable liquid, lit her on fire

This wouldn't be an issue if he had doused her with an inflammable liquid...

Bets :)


i0.kym-cdn.com


/unless troll
 
2014-05-08 12:55:43 PM  

onyxruby: Things like this are why I think suicide should be readily available for adults at any police station. Thinking of killing yourself? Step over there and pick your proverbial poison. No need to take someone with you. Instead of killing your family and yourself you can stick with yourself.


www.wesleyjsmith.com

//they agree

//it all get's reused

//because it's people.
 
2014-05-08 12:56:17 PM  
i229.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-08 01:00:02 PM  

ChipNASA: Yaw String: Sin_City_Superhero: Deputies: Man doused girlfriend with flammable liquid, lit her on fire

This wouldn't be an issue if he had doused her with an inflammable liquid...

Bets :)

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 400x345]


/unless troll


what? Bets?
 
2014-05-08 01:00:11 PM  

ChipNASA: Yaw String: Sin_City_Superhero: Deputies: Man doused girlfriend with flammable liquid, lit her on fire

This wouldn't be an issue if he had doused her with an inflammable liquid...

Bets :)

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 400x345]


/unless troll


Maybe it was merely combustable.
 
2014-05-08 01:03:11 PM  

ZAZ: He allegedly resisted arrest, and even kicked a police dog.

I know I'm reading too much into a sentence, but I get the feeling the reporter is most upset about the dog.


It's the reporter's way of telling you the guy has an ass-beating coming his way.
 
2014-05-08 01:08:39 PM  

ChipNASA: Yaw String: Sin_City_Superhero: Deputies: Man doused girlfriend with flammable liquid, lit her on fire

This wouldn't be an issue if he had doused her with an inflammable liquid...

Bets :)

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 400x345]


/unless troll


luckily it wasn't imflammable.
 
2014-05-08 01:09:29 PM  
Your daddy like his new doublewide? Well I'll burn that farker to the ground! Reggie Warren wanted for questioning NSFW language

/farking love you Cindy!
 
2014-05-08 01:15:09 PM  
Burn baby burn

/disco inferno
 
2014-05-08 01:15:48 PM  
FTFA:

"Firefighters called to the scene found a woman with heavy burns lying in the yard and a mobile home behind her on fire. Fireifghters put out the house fire, and transported the woman to Harborview Medical Center with critical burn injuries. The woman told police her husband doused her with a flammable liquid and lit her on fire, police said."

I feel bad for being so amused, but the way the article was written makes it sound like they found her lying there burning in the grass, and walked on past to put out the house fire.
And THEN they came back to check on her.

/im a bad person
 
2014-05-08 01:16:55 PM  

ChipNASA: munchy: Why would anyone kick a dog?

1. Tenderize it
2. It wouldn't let you fark it.
3. It nipped your junk while licking off the peanut butter.
4. To see if it's dead so you can fark it in front of a daycare center.
5. Because it's not a cat.
6. It's humping your leg
7. Because it's the last 2 seconds of the game, you're on the 49 yard line and if you make it, you're going to the playoffs.
8. Because there's not a baby in the area.
9. It's a Poodle/Chihuahua/Pekinese/Yorkshire Terrier/Miniature Schnauzer/Beagle
10. It's farking your wife.


I ran into Charley Phogg
He blacked my eye and he kicked my dog
My dog he turned to me and he said
Let's head back to Tennessee, Jed
 
2014-05-08 01:24:01 PM  
Ok, Subby wins.
 
2014-05-08 01:24:23 PM  
Terrible headline...it was his smoking hot wife.
 
2014-05-08 01:25:10 PM  
If you love somebody, set them on fire


/not obscure
 
2014-05-08 01:27:08 PM  
So was it the boyfriend or the husband who got her lit?
 
2014-05-08 01:27:10 PM  

learn2fly: "Police believe the couple was fighting before the incident."

Obvious quote is obvious.


Yes, I believe that this would rank as today's winner for the "Captain Obvious" quote of the day contest
 
2014-05-08 01:34:07 PM  
The important thing I learned is lighting someone on fire is assault not attempted murder. Will keep in mind!
 
2014-05-08 01:35:16 PM  

d23: oh, the links are too much...

[tribkcpq.files.wordpress.com image 300x169]

SLEDGEHAMMAH!

//that's a really nice city there...


That one had me going "WTF?"... Her own grandchild? wow... just wow...

Also, it's like they couldn't decide if the woman was the asshat's wife or girlfriend....FTA:

poured a flammable liquid over his girlfriend and set her on fire Monday.

The woman told police  her husband doused her with a flammable liquid and lit her on fire, police said.
 
2014-05-08 01:43:31 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

That white boy played that funky music one too many times.
 
2014-05-08 01:43:46 PM  

d23: onyxruby: Things like this are why I think suicide should be readily available for adults at any police station. Thinking of killing yourself? Step over there and pick your proverbial poison. No need to take someone with you. Instead of killing your family and yourself you can stick with yourself.

[www.wesleyjsmith.com image 737x364]

//they agree

//it all get's reused

//because it's people.


I've always hated the lighting in that movie.
 
2014-05-08 01:51:36 PM  

TheMysticS: FTFA:

"Firefighters called to the scene found a woman with heavy burns lying in the yard and a mobile home behind her on fire. Fireifghters put out the house fire, and transported the woman to Harborview Medical Center with critical burn injuries. The woman told police her husband doused her with a flammable liquid and lit her on fire, police said."

I feel bad for being so amused, but the way the article was written makes it sound like they found her lying there burning in the grass, and walked on past to put out the house fire.
And THEN they came back to check on her.

/im a bad person


That's why there's a picture of the poor mobil home and not the charred woman.
LOLz.
 
2014-05-08 01:53:46 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Deputies: Man doused girlfriend with flammable liquid, lit her on fire

This wouldn't be an issue if he had doused her with an inflammable liquid...


El Guapo is not just famous, he's IN-famous.
 
2014-05-08 02:11:26 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: munchy: Why would anyone kick a dog?

[www.deargrumpycat.com image 365x277]


God, in this thread, this image of GC just made me howl. (NPI)
 
2014-05-08 02:22:55 PM  

onyxruby: Things like this are why I think suicide should be readily available for adults at any police station. Thinking of killing yourself? Step over there and pick your proverbial poison. No need to take someone with you. Instead of killing your family and yourself you can stick with yourself.


Some people just wanna watch the world burn.
 
2014-05-08 02:29:21 PM  

Maturin: So was it the boyfriend or the husband who got her lit?


Yeah, I was wondering. Headline says boyfriend. Woman's quote says husband. Huh?
 
2014-05-08 02:59:31 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [brianorndorf.typepad.com image 800x351]


Don't do this shadow.

/This story is sick.  I hope (assuming he did, in fact do the burnin') he suffers a lot of pain an infection as a result of his actions.
 
2014-05-08 03:32:31 PM  
Police believe the couple was fighting before the incident

Good work, Detective Romero.
 
2014-05-08 03:55:21 PM  

d23: oh, the links are too much...

[tribkcpq.files.wordpress.com image 300x169]

SLEDGEHAMMAH!

//that's a really nice city there...


That link freaked me the fark out, way more than the main article.  Dad leaves kid with gramma for a couple of hours to help out gramps, no history of mental illness at all, as soon as they leave gramma hauls out sledgehammer and mashes 6 month old (twice) and cuts its throat. WTF?!?!
 
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