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(CBS New York)   Bald? Try new tattoo-on hair   (newyork.cbslocal.com ) divider line
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2014-05-08 01:57:44 PM  
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2014-05-08 02:02:00 PM  

AGremlin: [media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 236x132]


Done in one.
 
2014-05-08 02:02:58 PM  
Sometimes it actually looks ok, if you don't have any other choice:
www.patentlyqueer.com
 
2014-05-08 02:03:46 PM  
Sucks for barbers, I guess.
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2014-05-08 02:03:48 PM  
c1.staticflickr.com
 
2014-05-08 02:05:16 PM  
No. Tattoos fade and, as the skin loses elasticity as you age, they get fatter. These are seriously gonna look like shiat in a few years.
 
2014-05-08 02:06:33 PM  
I'm not just the president of the company, I'm a Maori.

/RIP Cy Sperling
 
2014-05-08 02:07:47 PM  
Just a mater of time until you can get temp tattoo mullets and rat tails out of the vending machines at Walmart.
 
2014-05-08 02:10:46 PM  
Just walk in to any tattoo parlor and ask for the Curly Howard. It's only set yo back a couple of nyucks.
 
2014-05-08 02:11:10 PM  
Ok, that is the stupidest thing I've seen all week.
 
2014-05-08 02:11:56 PM  

Ex-Texan: Just a mater of time until you can get temp tattoo mullets and rat tails out of the vending machines at Walmart.


It's called "a pen" and it's in the office supply section.

Aging sucks.
 
2014-05-08 02:13:56 PM  

ejwsod36: Sometimes it actually looks ok, if you don't have any other choice:
[www.patentlyqueer.com image 363x367]


That doesn't look *remotely* close to "I shave my head daily". I should know, I've been shaving my head for 18 years now.

Fellas, look, let's just face it. Not all of us are genetically blessed to have full heads for lush hair. That's fine. Embrace the baldness. Trying desperately to cover it up with toupees, laughably bad comb-overs, "hair in a can", or tattooing isn't fooling anyone. All you're doing is highlighting to all around you that you're vainly clinging to a lie. Just knock it off already, shave your head, and be happy.
 
2014-05-08 02:14:11 PM  
FTA: "Some bald men are finding a permanent cure for their embarrassment."

Embarrassment? Try sexy as hell, people.

Estrogen grows the hair.  Testosterone tells it where to grow.  Bald, dude?  That just means you have WAY too much testosterone.

/That has worked on many a man, believe it or not.
//Be natural - and confident. Now, THAT is sexy.
 
2014-05-08 02:17:46 PM  

Hz so good: ejwsod36: Sometimes it actually looks ok, if you don't have any other choice:
[www.patentlyqueer.com image 363x367]

That doesn't look *remotely* close to "I shave my head daily". I should know, I've been shaving my head for 18 years now.

Fellas, look, let's just face it. Not all of us are genetically blessed to have full heads for lush hair. That's fine. Embrace the baldness. Trying desperately to cover it up with toupees, laughably bad comb-overs, "hair in a can", or tattooing isn't fooling anyone. All you're doing is highlighting to all around you that you're vainly clinging to a lie. Just knock it off already, shave your head, and be happy.


Yep.  Shaved my head and have simply decided to "own my baldness".  Now I have the fat/bald/middle aged (shut up!) trifecta in play. God help me if I'm ever single again.
 
2014-05-08 02:18:24 PM  
CSB

A few years ago, the wife wanted to go to a Halloween party as a witch but could only find a Lady Godiva blonde wig.  She told me to go to Walgreen and get some black spray on hair so she could dye the wig.  I go up to the cashier with my can of black spray on hair just as stupid as ever and the cashier looks at the can and says "Your hair is more brown."

Anther CSB
The next spring, I needed to label the yard waste cans as the garbage men were getting confused and sad.  I found the can of hair and sprayed "Yard Wastes Idiots" on the cans thinking it would wash away after a few rains.  It still kind of visible though.  Every once in a while, I come home to the yard wastes cans strewn across the yard as if thrown by semi literate Yard Wastemen.  Sorry guys.  The comment was directed towards other idiots.
 
2014-05-08 02:20:56 PM  

mama2tnt: FTA: "Some bald men are finding a permanent cure for their embarrassment."

Embarrassment? Try sexy as hell, people.

Estrogen grows the hair.  Testosterone tells it where to grow.  Bald, dude?  That just means you have WAY too much testosterone.

/That has worked on many a man, believe it or not.
//Be natural - and confident. Now, THAT is sexy.


I don't know about all that, tastes change - some people like it, others don't.

But I'll tell you one thing that's never attractive, lacking confidence in the first place. If you're going bald, just be bald. If you're obsessed with it, you're giving off a clear message that you have issues and a lack of confidence. Not a good look.
 
2014-05-08 02:21:00 PM  

Beerbarian: Hz so good: ejwsod36: Sometimes it actually looks ok, if you don't have any other choice:
[www.patentlyqueer.com image 363x367]

That doesn't look *remotely* close to "I shave my head daily". I should know, I've been shaving my head for 18 years now.

Fellas, look, let's just face it. Not all of us are genetically blessed to have full heads for lush hair. That's fine. Embrace the baldness. Trying desperately to cover it up with toupees, laughably bad comb-overs, "hair in a can", or tattooing isn't fooling anyone. All you're doing is highlighting to all around you that you're vainly clinging to a lie. Just knock it off already, shave your head, and be happy.

Yep.  Shaved my head and have simply decided to "own my baldness".  Now I have the fat/bald/middle aged (shut up!) trifecta in play. God help me if I'm ever single again.


*fist bump*

same here, but I'm getting back into shape, so it's all good. I've had quite a few female friends ask to rub my head for luck, so I've got that going for me.
 
2014-05-08 02:22:39 PM  
mama2tnt:

Estrogen grows the hair.  Testosterone tells it where to grow.  Bald, dude?  That just means you have WAY too much testosterone.

*snert*

That's *almost* as funny as "It's a solar panel for a sex machine!".   :P
 
2014-05-08 02:23:12 PM  

ejwsod36: Sometimes it actually looks ok, if you don't have any other choice:
[www.patentlyqueer.com image 363x367]


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Nope, not OK.
 
2014-05-08 02:24:07 PM  

mama2tnt: FTA: "Some bald men are finding a permanent cure for their embarrassment."

Embarrassment? Try sexy as hell, people.

Estrogen grows the hair.  Testosterone tells it where to grow.  Bald, dude?  That just means you have WAY too much testosterone.

/That has worked on many a man, believe it or not.
//Be natural - and confident. Now, THAT is sexy.


surviveyourboringlife.files.wordpress.com

Yup.  Clearly a case of to much testosterone.
 
2014-05-08 02:24:12 PM  
I wonder if Carlos Boozer knows about this.
 
2014-05-08 02:27:04 PM  
I do dislike my involuntary baldness, but that is a terrible idea.

I'm not interested in any treatments until a real "cure" is found via stem cells.
 
2014-05-08 02:28:47 PM  

Beerbarian: Now I have the fat/bald/middle aged (shut up!) trifecta in play.


With a name like "Beerbarian?" I never would have guessed.

Fat bald middle aged guy told me once that you can be fat and attractive, or you can be bald and attractive.  You can't be fat and bald and attractive.
 
2014-05-08 02:32:23 PM  
So instead of just bald you look like a bald insecure douche?
 
2014-05-08 02:32:57 PM  
I'll just use a sharpie
 
2014-05-08 02:34:06 PM  

Beerbarian: Hz so good: ejwsod36: Sometimes it actually looks ok, if you don't have any other choice:
[www.patentlyqueer.com image 363x367]

That doesn't look *remotely* close to "I shave my head daily". I should know, I've been shaving my head for 18 years now.

Fellas, look, let's just face it. Not all of us are genetically blessed to have full heads for lush hair. That's fine. Embrace the baldness. Trying desperately to cover it up with toupees, laughably bad comb-overs, "hair in a can", or tattooing isn't fooling anyone. All you're doing is highlighting to all around you that you're vainly clinging to a lie. Just knock it off already, shave your head, and be happy.

Yep.  Shaved my head and have simply decided to "own my baldness".  Now I have the fat/bald/middle aged (shut up!) trifecta in play. God help me if I'm ever single again.


I'm going to try shaving my head this summer to see how I look. I'm rapidly approaching the fat/bald/middle aged club, and I'm also thankful I got married before the hair loss started to kick in.
 
2014-05-08 02:39:57 PM  
Not for nuthin...  But assuming eyebrows are still considered "hair", people have been doing this for eons.
 
2014-05-08 02:54:30 PM  
Looks great... until I want to dye my hair again....

Could I just get it done blue and live happily with it forever?
 
2014-05-08 03:15:07 PM  

reveal: No. Tattoos fade and, as the skin loses elasticity as you age, they get fatter. These are seriously gonna look like shiat in a few years.


Dude, its looks like shiat now.
 
2014-05-08 03:47:36 PM  

ejwsod36: Sometimes it actually looks ok, if you don't have any other choice:
[www.patentlyqueer.com image 363x367]



Oh dear.

New Procedure: Scalp Replacement.

/that's a joke pic, right? Right?!
 
2014-05-08 03:48:24 PM  
Fft, this is far superior to tattooing...

www.jweekly.com
 
2014-05-08 04:21:16 PM  
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2014-05-08 04:59:18 PM  

durbnpoisn: Not for nuthin...  But assuming eyebrows are still considered "hair", people have been doing this for eons.


Nothing looks more hideous than drawn-on eyebrows, except maybe for tattooed ones. I saw a woman recently who had four eyebrows... her plucked eyebrow ridge was plainly visible, as were the drawn-on eyebrows about an inch above them.
 
2014-05-08 06:26:13 PM  
Ahead of the curve:

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2014-05-08 06:35:23 PM  
i.ytimg.com

Clicky!
 
2014-05-08 07:37:14 PM  
fat (working out...still fat), balding (hairline is about inch & half or so further back than it used to be, crown very thin), and 38.

only reason i haven't shaved my head yet is because i have a big head and big ears...i did it once 15 or so years ago, when i was thinner and not balding, and i looked stupid

i keep it buzzed...my wife uses the #1 spacer once a month or more. somehow it looks much better than my flesh-bald skin. especially since even buzzed hair doesn't let enough sun in, and my scalp is much whiter than the rest of my head.

but, lately i've been considering shaving...i will just have to tan my head extra i guess, if i decide to
 
2014-05-08 07:55:51 PM  

That reminds me. What ever happened to Rod Blagojevich?

upload.wikimedia.org

Dave Berry impersonator,

 
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